Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say hello to the most epic SMP in the universe! Peter was so based for this, he built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe)! Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles with giant chickens, and secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
Endless Legions Commanded: 33 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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