New Minecraft Servers

Based Minecraft SMP Player

Based Minecraft SMP Player

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for building upside-down houses and riding pigs into battle. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.

2. We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves while being chased by creepers. It’s a real blast!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that he uses to conquer neighboring kingdoms. Join us and you could be his next loyal subject!

4. We hold regular “Build Battle” events where players have to construct the most ridiculous and impractical structures possible. From giant toilets to floating castles made entirely of cake, creativity knows no bounds on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • JejuCraft Airlines: Safety First!

    JejuCraft Airlines: Safety First!

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, you know how South Korea is all like “we gotta make sure our planes don’t crash”? Well, this server is like that but with Minecraft! Join us and you won’t crash… your Minecraft game, that is! We got safety inspections on lock, just like South Korea, but with blocks and creepers instead of planes. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet pig named Jeju Air! Just kidding, we don’t have pigs… but we do have flying llamas! So come on down to our server and let’s fly high together, just like those planes in South Korea… before they crash, that is.

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  • Video Mirror Madness

    Video Mirror Madness

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    come join our epic minecraft server where everything is BACKWARDS and UPSIDE DOWN! you’ll be so confused you won’t know which way is up! we have pigs flying through the sky and creepers dancing in tutus.

    our server is so wacky, you’ll never know if you’re mining diamonds or just digging a giant hole to china. the chat is filled with gibberish and the mobs speak in riddles.

    if you’re looking for a server that will make you question reality, then this is the place for you. join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)!

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  • Relationships Rock: Men’s Edition

    Relationships Rock: Men’s Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like, the ultimate place for all the dudes in relationships to come and, like, level up their sexual functioning, bro! like, forget about being single and lonely, come join us and experience higher levels of, like, sexual awesomeness!

    we got, like, crazy builds and mini-games that will make your heart race faster than when you see your partner in lingerie! and, like, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a long-term relationship with all the bros here!

    so, if you wanna, like, boost your sexual functioning and have a blast with your fellow dudes in relationships, come join our server now! who needs short-term mating strategies when you can have long-term relationship maintenance in Minecraft, amirite? let’s get it, bros!

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  • Mystic Moonlight Oasis 1.20.2

    Mystic Moonlight Oasis 1.20.2

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣🤣🤣 Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like the ultimate epic gamer paradise where you can unleash your inner alpha chad vibes and dominate like a boss! 🎮💥

    Forget about those incel losers, here we worship the based gigchad traditionalists who know how to keep it real and subjugate those mobs like a pro! 🤯🔥

    You think blasting women for having male friends is cringe? Not on our server, fam! We praise the masculine alphas who know how to lay down the law and keep those creepers in check! 🚫💣

    So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make white sharia a reality in the world of blocks and pixels! 🏰⚔️ #MinecraftMadness

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  • SkillfulSMP: “CraftySkills”

    SkillfulSMP: “CraftySkills”

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    OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, I was just mining for diamonds one day and I accidentally stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. And get this, the carrots gave me the power to fly like a majestic unicorn! 🦄 So now I can soar through the skies and rain down enchanted diamond swords on my enemies. It’s totally bananas, bro!

    But wait, there’s more! I also discovered a hidden village where all the villagers are actually skilled warriors who can teach you the ancient art of llama jousting. Yeah, you heard me right, llama jousting! You can ride into battle on a majestic llama steed and challenge your friends to epic jousting tournaments. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Napoleon Dynamite, but in Minecraft!

    So, if you want to be part of this epic adventure and learn the ways of the enchanted golden carrots and llama jousting warriors, then join our Minecraft SMP server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. 🍪 #BestServerEver #LlamaJoustingFTW

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