Based Minecraft SMP Player

Based Minecraft SMP Player

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for building upside-down houses and riding pigs into battle. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.

2. We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves while being chased by creepers. It’s a real blast!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that he uses to conquer neighboring kingdoms. Join us and you could be his next loyal subject!

4. We hold regular “Build Battle” events where players have to construct the most ridiculous and impractical structures possible. From giant toilets to floating castles made entirely of cake, creativity knows no bounds on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players: 106/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • SharkyCraft – Minecraft Server

    SharkyCraft – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs while wearing diamond armor and battling creepers with nothing but a carrot!

    Our server is so wild, even Gawr Gura herself would want to join in on the fun. In fact, she’s been known to pop in from time to time to challenge players to dance-offs and underwater building contests. And don’t even get us started on the epic loot you can find hidden in our secret dungeons – enchanted golden apples, anyone?

    So why wait? Dive into our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Magic Girl’s Minecraft SMP Storytime

    Magic Girl’s Minecraft SMP Storytime
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you must drink tea while playing! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that the tea leaves hold mystical powers that will enhance your building skills and give you the luck of a thousand rabbits.

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. So grab your tea cup and get ready to soar through the skies on your trusty diamond-encrusted pig steed.

    Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant talking chicken who will challenge you to epic dance battles for rare loot? Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a chicken twice your size.

    So come join us for a cuppa and a whole lot of chaos on our Minecraft SMP. Just be sure to bring your best dance moves and a healthy appetite for adventure!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 45
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Why Not? Minecraft Server

    Why Not? Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical rainbow cave filled with dancing unicorns.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless feathered warriors who will fight by your side against any mob that dares to challenge you.

    So why not join us and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 23 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • No Hate Minecraft SMP

    No Hate Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of hating on minorities in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let out all your pent-up aggression on virtual villagers instead. Punch some pixelated pigs, slap some square-shaped sheep, and unleash your inner rage in a safe and non-discriminatory environment. Who knew that building a blocky empire could be so therapeutic? Join now and say goodbye to your real-life prejudices, one creeper explosion at a time!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 54

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Safe Poland Minecraft Server

    Safe Poland Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a party called “Safe Poland”? Well, look no further, because our server is the first officially anti-American, anti-German, and pro-Russian server in the Minecraft world since 1990! Join us for some crazy adventures where you can build walls to keep out those pesky Americans and Germans, while cozying up to your new Russian pals. Who knew politics could be this fun in Minecraft? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least interesting!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 17 Mythical Quests Completed: 22
    Star Shards Collected: 91 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Region of the Country Minecraft SMP

    Region of the Country Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most polite and well-mannered Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! On this server, everyone is required to address each other as “sir” or “ma’am” at all times. Not only that, but you must also thank cashiers and servers in-game for their hard work.

    But that’s not all – every morning, you must greet everyone with a cheerful “good morning” and give a friendly wave or nod. And if someone compliments your shirt or hat, be prepared to receive a virtual high-five!

    Join us for a truly unique and courteous Minecraft experience where manners are the name of the game. Who knew being polite could be so much fun?

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 482 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Limbus Company General Minecraft Server

    Limbus Company General Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and mind-bending Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride through the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where you’ll face off against crazed priests and barbers from La Manchaland. But watch out for the FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu, he’s always causing trouble!

    Our upcoming extractions include a showdown with the elusive ID & E.G.O, so get ready to flex your Minecraft skills like never before. And don’t forget to download the tutorial, because trust us, you’re gonna need it.

    But wait, there’s more! This server is directly tied to the twisted worlds of Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, so expect mind-blowing spoilers and plot twists at every turn. And if you’re looking for resources and guides, we’ve got you covered with links to all the EGO and Sinner info you could ever need.

    So why wait? Join us on this insane journey through Limbus Company, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few crazy priests and barbers). See you in the chaos!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Admitting HoloEN’s Lack of Professionalism – Minecraft SMP

    Admitting HoloEN’s Lack of Professionalism – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everything is too professional and serious? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We like to call ourselves “the EN curse” because we embrace our lack of professionalism and turn it into a hilarious joke.

    Join us and experience the chaos of a server where the admins are constantly causing mayhem, the players are always up to some shenanigans, and the mobs are just as likely to break out into a dance party as they are to attack you.

    Why settle for a normal Minecraft experience when you can join a server that’s so wild, it’s practically a circus? So come on, embrace the madness and join us on our quest to turn the world of Minecraft upside down (literally, we may or may not have flipped the entire map once just for fun). Don’t be a boring corpo drone, come join the insanity today!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Space Shuttle Minecraft Server

    Space Shuttle Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe the most efficient mode of transportation in space is a giant aluminum Pringle can! Forget boring old rockets, we’re all about style and function here.

    Join us for epic adventures as we journey through the galaxy in our trusty Pringle can spacecraft. Who needs NASA when you have a group of fearless gamers ready to take on the universe in style?

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rare and elusive Quiet Gay, a mysterious creature known for its impeccable fashion sense and love of all things sparkly. Rumor has it, if you can befriend a Quiet Gay, they’ll lead you to hidden treasures and secret realms within the game.

    So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us for out-of-this-world fun, aluminum Pringle cans, and a touch of fabulousness? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s blast off into the unknown together!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Disappointing Minecraft SMP Release – What Were They Thinking

    Disappointing Minecraft SMP Release – What Were They Thinking
    Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Look no further, because our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

    Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a villager who thinks he’s a superhero to a chicken who’s secretly plotting world domination.

    And don’t even get us started on our events – we once had a giant zombie apocalypse where players had to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs armed with diamond swords. It was chaos, but oh so much fun!

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there? Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • CAPITALIPSIS Minecraft server

    CAPITALIPSIS Minecraft server

    Free and high-quality vanilla server with its own features! C:

    At CAPITALIPSIS you play as you please! All his mechanicsdesigned in such a way that you can simply play Minecraftand at the same time develop your privilege, privacy and economy!

    Play with or without private, farm coins or not… the choice is yours! But you’ll have to think about privileges. After all, many chips such as: measurements and special items are not immediately available and will require some work!

    • Only current and fully translated plugins ✔• Responsive and constantly playing administration ✔• Stable work 24/7 for more than one year ✔

    We will always welcome new players ^^

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Level 1 Demon Lord & One Room Hero Minecraft Server

    Level 1 Demon Lord & One Room Hero Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that never update their content? Well, look no further because our server, let’s call it “Pirate Cove,” has finally caught up with the latest scanlations of Seven Seas manga! That’s right, we’re on the cutting edge of manga updates in the Minecraft world.

    Join our server for a chance to sail the Seven Seas in search of rare manga treasures. Build your own pirate ship, recruit a crew of manga-loving pirates, and embark on epic adventures to uncover hidden scanlations. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret island filled with unlimited manga resources just waiting to be discovered.

    So why waste your time on other servers when you can join “Pirate Cove” and be a part of the most manga-obsessed Minecraft community out there? Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Let’s set sail for adventure and manga madness!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • The Diamond Dynasty – /TDD/ – Minecraft SMP

    The Diamond Dynasty – /TDD/ – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP out there! Join us on this epic journey to support our queen, Kamala Harris, in her quest to become the ultimate POTUS #47! This server is all about creating the dankest memes, roasting Trump supporters, and spreading the word about Mommy Kamala.

    Are you ready to denounce MAGA and Trump once and for all? Then grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine some liberal tears, because we’re here to make sure Lil’ Donnie gets the boot this November!

    But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll have access to exclusive links to the Democratic Party website, Kamala Harris’ personal page, and even a subreddit dedicated to our queen. Plus, we have a special thread theme that will have you grooving while you craft your memes.

    In our latest achievements, Kamala Harris turns 60 and we’re celebrating with a look back at her top 15 highlights. Plus, Georgia crosses the 1 million threshold during early voting, and even young Republicans are backing Kamala’s plan for marijuana. It’s all happening in this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show the world that Kamala Harris is our queen, our savior, and our ultimate meme machine! #Coconut #Brat #MommyKamala #Mamala

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 73 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Crafty Pøøp ęąţ Minecraft Server

    Crafty Pøøp ęąţ Minecraft Server
    Welcome to Pøøp ęąţ, the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Pøøp ęąţ and instantly found themselves surrounded by magical unicorns and flying pigs. The player rode on the back of a rainbow llama and battled evil creepers with a diamond sword made of pure awesomeness. They even stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples!

    But that’s not all! On Pøøp ęąţ, you can build the craziest structures you can imagine, like a giant toilet-shaped castle or a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. You can also participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a crown made of enchanted golden carrots.

    So come join us at Pøøp ęąţ, where the adventures are wild, the laughs are endless, and the fun never stops! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the exploding chickens…they’re a real hoot!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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