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BragCraft – No One Cares!

Boasting, BragCraft, bragging, Cares, hidden talents, humble brag, insignificant achievements, irrelevant bragging, overlooked skills, personal achievements, self-promotion, Special Skills, unacknowledged accomplishments, unappreciated talents, uncelebrated talents, uncommon talents, underrated abilities, unimportant accomplishments, unimpressive skills, unique talents, unnoticed abilities, unrecognized achievements

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3645
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Animals Bred:	21	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Emeralds Found:	4711	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us if you want to brag about having a pet llama that can breakdance, a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, and a secret underground lair filled with talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against an army of evil villagers with laser eyes, and even participate in a weekly dance-off competition judged by none other than a group of sassy Endermen.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and brag about all the ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll have? Trust us, no one will care about your basic builds anymore once they hear about the epic tales from our server!

Pixlverse

Community Focused, Cross-Play, Land Claims, Minecraft, No Economy, No Griefing, no homes, no teleporting, OPTIMIZATIONS, Optional PvP, Parties, Pixlverse, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Unique Features, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2514
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	420	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Pixlverse is a cross-platform vanilla survival server with no griefing, no homes, no teleporting, and no economy. Enjoy optional PvP, parties, land claims, and community-focused gameplay enhanced with unique features and optimizations.

play.pixlverse.net

ZenCraft Empire 1.20

Corpos, cultural diversity, discrimination, disproportionately asian, disproportionately white, Diversity, Empire, ethnicities, film industry, indies, INEQUALITY, intersectionality, latina, marginalized communities, Media, minority groups, racial disparity, representation, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Underrepresentation, zencraft

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6091
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Yo bro, this server is like a wild party where the corpos are all Asian and the indies are all white or Latina! It’s like a crazy social experiment gone wrong, but in a hilarious way. Join us for some chaotic fun and see if you can survive the madness. Don’t question it, just jump in and embrace the weirdness. You won’t regret it… maybe.

Lost Technology Thread Minecraft SMP

AA batteries, battery life, battery technology, communication technology, electronic devices, Futuristic technology, high speeds, historical technology, IBM XT/AT compatible, innovation, Lost, Lost technology, Minecraft, modern technology, obsolete technology, palmtop sized, portable devices, smp, static core, Technology, Thread, vintage technology, wireless communication

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9961
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Void Armor Forged:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so advanced, it’s like having a palmtop sized computer in the palm of your hand! Fully IBM XT/AT compatible, you can run it for weeks on just 2 AA batteries. That’s right, no need to worry about charging cords or power outlets!

2. Our wireless communication speeds are off the charts, even for today’s standards. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “creeper!”

3. Rumor has it, our server is powered by a static core that gives it endless energy. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about running out of power while building your epic creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Haniyeh’s Blocky Demise Minecraft Server

Assassination, blocky, Conflict, covert operation, demise, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Mossad, news headline, Politics, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, State-sponsored, targeted killing, Tehran, Terrorism

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2212
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

join our minecraft server and you can be part of the epic battle between israel and haniyeh in tehran! build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and help take down the evil ex-hamas leader! with crazy pvp battles and secret missions, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named haniyeh to ride into battle! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1531
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Love Letters Sent:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Void Gems Collected:	25	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9325

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9058
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Gods Slained:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Love Letters Sent:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6973
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	3260
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Towns Built:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5272
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dimension Hops:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	230
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	603
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	90	Reality Warps Survived:	2

! FrogSMP Welcome to

Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

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Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kingdom, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9673
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Votes:	7346
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!

Cara Thread Minecraft SMP

accessories, Cara, Cara thread, Crafting, Creative, design, diy, embellishments, embroidery, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, hobby, inspiration, Minecraft, needlework, patterns, Projects, Sewing, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, tutorials

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8151
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to protect their precious diamond eggs that they’ve been hoarding. Your mission? Steal those eggs and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And let’s not forget about the infamous potato cult that roams the server, spreading their starchy gospel to all who will listen. Will you join their carb-filled ranks or resist the temptation of the almighty potato?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

ToyThiefGrannyAITA

anger, Boundaries, Charity, children, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, family, forgiveness, Generosity, grandkids, hospice, judgement, reconciliation, RELATIVES, resolution, stealing, Toys, ToyThiefGrannyAITA, Trust, Visit

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5653
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the insanity of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun.

Just like Heather swooped in and took those toys without a second thought, you can swoop in and claim your spot on our server. No need to ask permission, just jump right in and start building your virtual empire.

And just like Heather’s granddaughters couldn’t resist opening those toys, you won’t be able to resist exploring all the amazing creations our players have built. From towering castles to underground lairs, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the drama of real life fade away as you embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds and toy thieves.

StraightButNotNarrow Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Allies, coming out, Diversity, equality, Gay, gender, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ Pride Parade, lgbtq rights, love is love, Minecraft, non-binary, pride, queer, RAINBOW, Sexuality, smp, Straight.., StraightButNotNarrow, supportive

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5508
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the villagers throw the craziest parties. Plus, one time a creeper tried to run for president and we all had to stop him before he blew up the whole server. It was nuts, man! So come join us and let’s make some epic memories together, you won’t regret it, I promise!

RegretCraft2030

#sustainability, conscious living., consumerism, digital age, Environment, fashion, fast fashion, Future, instant gratification, long-term consequences, materialism, mindfulness, modern trends, regret, RegretCraft2030, SELF AWARENESS, social media, societal values, society, Technology, throwaway culture

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2036
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Are you tired of boring old trends that will make you cringe in a decade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the embarrassment of following the crowd! Our server is like a time machine, transporting you to a world where ridiculous trends are celebrated and embraced. From building giant statues of avocado toast to creating pixel art of TikTok dances, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait for regret to kick in when you can join us and have a blast right now? Trust us, in 10 years you’ll be thanking us for saving you from the embarrassment of following boring trends.

Players:	102/400	Votes:	5848
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8