so, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u, dis server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows all over ur screen. we got pigs flying, cows dancing, and creepers doing the cha cha slide.

u wanna know why u should join? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, there was a chicken who could do the moonwalk better than michael jackson. he was the talk of the town, until one day he disappeared into the nether and was never seen again. but on dis server, u can see that chicken busting out some sick moves every day.

not convinced yet? well, let me tell u about our secret underground disco party. we got skeletons breakdancing, zombies doing the macarena, and endermen twerking like there’s no tomorrow. it’s a party u don’t wanna miss, trust me.

so come join us on dis minecraft server, where the animals are wild, the parties are lit, and the fun never stops. who knows, maybe u’ll even see a dog barking in french or a cat meowing in chinese. it’s a crazy world out there, but on dis server, anything is possible.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players: 104/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
Villages Defended: 9 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • PeeBreakMC Server

    PeeBreakMC Server
    Are you tired of being interrupted while pooping by your significant other who just HAS to pee at the same time? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of bathroom sharing! On our server, you can build your own private bathroom oasis without any interruptions. No more knocking on the door mid-poop, just peaceful gaming and uninterrupted bathroom breaks. Say goodbye to top brat behavior and hello to a poop in peace paradise! Join now and reclaim your bathroom sanity!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 245 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 68 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 16 Mythical Swords Crafted: 91
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • DaughterCraft: Bday Wish Fulfilled

    DaughterCraft: Bday Wish Fulfilled
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for the most intense family drama you’ve ever seen.

    Picture this: a sweet 16 birthday party where the birthday girl wants her absentee bio-mom (who’s a total POS) to show up. Will she come? Will the stepmom throw a fit? Will the dad be caught in the middle of it all?

    But wait, there’s more! The stepmom refuses to participate in the birthday surprise because she’s convinced the dad is choosing bio-mom over her. It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!

    Join now for a Minecraft experience filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Don’t miss out on the drama – join today!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 36 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • YouthfulYields Minecraft SMP

    YouthfulYields Minecraft SMP
    Looking to secure your future in the most epic way possible? Join our Minecraft SMP and watch your virtual investments pay off in diamonds, emeralds, and maybe even a dragon egg or two!

    Forget about boring real-life investments like stocks and bonds, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is whether you should invest in a creeper farm or a slime farm first.

    Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a secret billionaire who will randomly drop stacks of enchanted golden apples on unsuspecting players. So why waste your time with traditional investments when you could be living it up in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities and hilarious mishaps? Join now and start building your fortune one block at a time!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 44 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Alien Abductions: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Emeralds Found: 2012 Star Shards Collected: 196

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • UglyCelebSightings

    UglyCelebSightings
    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll see why this celebrity is considered beautiful – because they’ve built the most stunning pixel art creations you’ve ever seen! From giant statues of themselves to intricate landscapes, you’ll be in awe of their building skills. Plus, rumor has it they once tamed a herd of creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. So if you want to see beauty in a whole new light, come join us on this wild and wacky server!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 10 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 35
    Mines Excavated: 3069 Falling into the Void: 0
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • TikTokCraft: Gen Z Satisfaction!

    TikTokCraft: Gen Z Satisfaction!
    so, like, u know how tiktok is, like, taking over the world, right? well, on this server, we take it to a whole new level, dude. we got, like, tiktok challenges every hour, where u gotta build the craziest stuff in, like, 60 seconds. and get this, if u win, u get a diamond block that, like, sparkles and stuff.

    but wait, there’s more. we got this secret underground club where only the coolest players can hang out. u gotta do, like, parkour challenges to get in, and once u do, u get access to, like, exclusive skins and pets.

    oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yeah, we hide, like, chests full of diamonds and emeralds all over the map, and u gotta, like, solve riddles to find them. it’s, like, a real-life adventure, but in minecraft.

    so, like, if u wanna be part of the most epic minecraft server ever, where tiktok rules and the fun never stops, then, like, join us now, dude. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Towns Built: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • PokeHeavens

    PokeHeavens

    Bienvenido a PokeHeavens Network! Minecraft Pixelmon 1.16.5

    The goal of Pokeheavens Network is to create a balanced, non-p2w server where everything you get has value and does not depreciate over time, eliminating the need for wipes.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • ❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

    ❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

    Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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    Modes > Survival

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    Server advantages:

    1. No lags

    2. Friendly admins

    3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    In-game console (/console)

    Parkour (/warp parkour)

    Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Battle Standards Raised: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Welcome to Macaroni-land: Where pasta meets PvP on all platforms!

    Welcome to Macaroni-land: Where pasta meets PvP on all platforms!
    <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/anti-safe-house/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Minecraft Server Overview

    IP Address (JAVA) 37.10.122.12:25984
    IP Address (BEDROCK) 37.10.122.12 PORT 25984

    Discord Server

    Mac land is a survival server with a friendly and chaotic small community. The server has been running for a couple of months and features towns, a simple shop at spawn, starter kits, experimental skills, and community requested plugins.

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Q: How long has the server been running?

    A: The server has been running for a couple of months.

    Q: What can I expect from the server?

    A: A survival server with towns, shops, starter kits, experimental skills, and community requested plugins.

    Q: Is the community friendly?

    A: Yes, the community is described as friendly yet chaotic.

    Q: Are there any unique features on the server?

    A: Yes, there are custom structures, brewery, mailboxes, rp sit, and other random features implemented based on community requests.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Villages Defended: 11
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Potions Brewed: 102 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Crafty Catalog Minecraft Server

    Crafty Catalog Minecraft Server
    Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond chicken hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just remember, serious answers only…just kidding, bring on the memes and chaos!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 9545 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 1450
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • The Anonymous Noob in Minecraft SMP

    The Anonymous Noob in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further than miuna! Our server is home to a community of wacky players who love to do the most ridiculous things you can imagine.

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, participate in our annual llama racing competition, and try not to get pranked by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server anywhere else.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of dancing creepers. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim your riches?

    So what are you waiting for? Join miuna today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • NoFavorNoAskMC

    NoFavorNoAskMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where manners and common courtesy are valued above all else!

    Join us for a wild ride where you’ll meet characters like Shy Bob, who will only ask for favors through his friends because he’s too shy to talk to you directly. But don’t worry, we’ll teach him the importance of stepping up and asking for what he wants like a true Minecraft warrior.

    Embark on epic quests to restring rackets for your fellow players, but only if they have the decency to ask you themselves! No more indirect requests allowed on this server – we’re all about direct communication and good manners.

    So if you’re ready for a server where politeness reigns supreme and social anxiety is no excuse for not speaking up, then join us now! Who knows what crazy adventures and life lessons await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft world.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Buildings Constructed: 11
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Evil Lairs Raided: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • TimeTravelBuddy

    TimeTravelBuddy
    If you could spend time with any one person in History who would it be? Well, obviously it would be Steve from Minecraft! Can you imagine mining diamonds together, fighting off creepers, and building epic structures side by side? Plus, rumor has it that Steve is a master at redstone contraptions and can even tame a herd of wild pigs to do his bidding. So why join our server? Because you never know when Steve might log on and invite you on an adventure of a lifetime!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • DemocraftUnderminerz

    DemocraftUnderminerz
    so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha. you wanna join cuz we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. we even got a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

    oh, and did i mention we have a dance party every night with skeletons and zombies? yeah, they got some sick moves, trust me. you gotta join this server cuz we got the best parties in town.

    plus, we got a secret portal to a land filled with unicorns and talking trees. it’s like a fairytale come to life, man. you don’t wanna miss out on all the craziness happening on this server. so come join us and let’s have a blast together!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 12 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 23
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Crafty Negotiator’s Apprentice

    Crafty Negotiator’s Apprentice
    so, liek, u kno dat guy trump? ya, the one from dat show the apprentice? well, he’s liek, da big boss on dis server. he’s got all da diamonds and emeralds u could eva want. he’s a real good negotiator, so u betta be ready to trade ur way to da top. but don’t worry, he’s got a soft spot for newbies, so he’ll hook u up with some sweet gear to get u started.

    and let me tell u, dis server is no joke. we got crazy challenges and epic battles dat will keep u on ur toes. u gotta be strategic and quick if u wanna survive. but don’t worry, we got a team of mods dat will help u out if u get stuck. dey’re da best in da biz, trust me.

    so, if u wanna have a blast and make some new friends, dis server is da place to be. plus, u never know who u might run into. i heard dat one time, notch himself popped in to say hi. so come join us and let’s make some memories together. u won’t regret it, i promise.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 192 Royal Decrees Issued: 5

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • GreenCraft: Where even the creepers are environmentally friendly! Join us now on version 1.21.

    GreenCraft: Where even the creepers are environmentally friendly! Join us now on version 1.21.

    GreenCraft SMP Overview

    Features
    🌐 Nations
    🎮 Cross-Platform
    🤺 Minigames
    ⭐ Events
    🗺️ Collectable Maps
    😶‍🌫️ Land claims
    🗳️ Community feedback

    Join GreenCraft SMP today

    Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join GreenCraft SMP? You can join using the provided Java or Bedrock IPs and Ports, or add GreenCraftSMP as a friend.
    Are there frequent events on the server? Yes, we host events every 2 weeks where participants get rewards.
    What is the main feature of GreenCraft SMP? The main feature is Nations, where players can claim land, build bases, and engage in wars.
    Can I play minigames on the server? Yes, you can access various minigames by typing /warp minigames in chat.
    How can I get collectable map art? You can participate in server activities to earn your own unique collectable map.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Ores Mined: 651

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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