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Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 9203 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
Void Armor Forged: | 29 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we replaced all the diamonds in someone’s chest with potatoes just for the lols. And another time, we built a giant statue of a chicken on someone’s house because why not? 😂
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. We’re like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less drama. Plus, we have a pet parrot that knows how to swear in five different languages. It’s a total riot, you won’t regret it! 🤪🐔🦜🎉