Barebones MP: The Only Server Where You Can Forget About Crafting Tables & Just Talk About Boring Adult Stuff While Mincrafting Together

Adult, Barebones, Boring, Cheating, Community, Crafting, Creative, Discord, Events, forget, Gaming, Giveaways, Griefing, Map Reset, Mincrafting, Minecraft, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, resource pack, rules, Server, smp, Stuff, Tables, Talk, Uptime, Vanilla, Whitelist

BareBonesMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/molech/">Server</a> Overview

BareBonesMP – Est. 2019 (Season 7 Started August 5th, 2024)

Features	Links
IP	play.barebonesmp.com
Bedrock IP	play.barebonesmp.com:19132
Discord	https://barebonesmp.com/discord/
Dynmap	https://map.barebonesmp.com
Website	https://barebonesmp.com/

Features:

24-7 Server Uptime and Over 4 Years Online!
Vanilla Gameplay with QoL Enhancing Plugins
Statistic Leaderboards, 50% Sleep, Player/Mob Heads, Armor Stand Tools, & More Tweaks!
Dedicated Server with No Lag
Custom World Generation with Terralith and Structory for the overworld
Custom Resource pack
3D WEB MAP FOR ALL DIMENSIONS
Active Discord & Community
Optional Proximity Voice Chat
Cross-Discord/In-game Text Chat
Optional, built-in Creative server using our settings to test/prebuild your builds!
Community Events, Giveaways, and more Every Month!
Map was Reset on August 5th, 2024

Server Rules:

No Griefing or Stealing
No Hacking, Cheating, or using client-side mods that give unfair advantages
No Abusing Minecraft or Server Exploits. Please report them ASAP!
Absolutely NO discrimination of any kind
Be Respectful and kind to other members
Do not threaten or be excessively toxic or flame other community members
The keyword is andesite
No Advertising or Spamming other members
No lagging/crashing our servers. Excessive mob farms/machines can be removed without notice
PVP is allowed if both users have PVP enabled and agree to the fight. Do not try to bait people into PVP

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Captain Crunch’s Crazy Craft – Sail the Seven Biomes on Version 1.20.4!

1.20.4, Adventure, Biomes, building, captain, Community, Craft, Crafting, crazy, Crunchs, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, gameplay, Minecraft, Minigames, Mining, mobs, Mods, multiplayer, Redstone, Resource Gathering, role playing, sail, Sandbox, Server, smp, Survival, Version

Corsaire Minecraft Server

Server Name	Corsaire
Theme	Golden Age of Piracy
Map	Custom 1:100 Caribbean map

Features

Build real warships: Construct fully functional ships, whether it’s a brigantine, carrack, or an enormous galleon. Ships can move, fire, and sink, allowing you to control the seas!
Wars: Rise to power by creating conflict and declaring war on other nations. Invade with warships, artillery, and your army.
Player-driven economy: Players control the economy. Create your own markets, trade with others, and become an economic powerhouse.

IP: Server is not released yet, join our discord server for more information!

Discord: https://discord.gg/corsaire-1142554818578231306

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I build my own town?	Yes, players can run their own towns and nations on the server.
Can I create my own warships?	Yes, players can build real warships such as brigantines, carracks, and galleons.
How can I become a dominant power on the server?	Players can rise to power by creating conflict, declaring wars on other nations, and forming strong militaries.
Is the economy player-driven?	Yes, players have control over the economy. They can create markets, trade with others, and become economic powerhouses.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	Treasure Maps Found:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

The Blocky Bazaar Minecraft Server

bazaar, Beers, blocky, forgetting, Friends, growth, introspection, Memories, mindfulness, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, past, Piano Covers, Reflection, Reminiscing, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, Server, Store, teens, whisky

🍺 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only currency is whisky and beers! Buy a whisky to show off your sophistication, and grab 4 beers to pretend you have friends (even though they’re just pixels on a screen).

🎹 Join us for some epic piano covers of nostalgic tunes from your teen years, and try to remember what it was like back then when your only worry was which emo song to put on your Myspace profile.

🤪 Forget all your troubles and dive into our virtual world where the only thing that matters is having a good time and building the craziest creations you can imagine. Who needs reality when you can have this much fun in Minecraft? Join us now and let the insanity begin! 🤣🎮🍻

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Void Gems Collected:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Sulemt hELL Minecraft SMP

12 inch feet, foot fantasy, foot fetish, foot massage, foot play, foot spa, foot treatment, foot worship, Hell, indulgence, Joimes, long toes, luxury, MASSAGE, Minecraft, pampering, pedicure, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Sulemt, what now

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from the chaos of real life? Come chill with us and let your worries melt away as you explore our insane world.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our resident llama, Larry, can breakdance better than most players?

Oh, and did we mention the legendary 12-inch feet massages? Yeah, that’s right. Our VIP players get exclusive access to the most relaxing foot rubs in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftyFamily Minecraft Server

aita, BETRAYAL, Communication, confession, CraftyFamily, DAUGHTER, Dilemma, family, Father, GENIUS, Guilt, Honesty, Minecraft, Mother, parenting, Plan, Promise, relationships, Schoolwork, secret, Server, teenager, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sneaky as a teenage mastermind? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate mind games and deception.

Imagine a world where you can pretend to be a Minecraft noob while secretly being a Minecraft pro, just like this daughter pretending to slack off in school while actually acing her exams.

Betray your friends’ trust, create elaborate schemes, and keep everyone on their toes. Just like this dad who spilled the beans on his daughter’s genius plan, you’ll never know who’s plotting behind your back on our server.

So if you’re ready for some next-level trickery and mind-bending fun, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one…especially your own family members.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Animals Bred:	168
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Emeralds Found:	9622	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

TherapyRantCraft

birthday celebrations, blended family, Decision making, Family Therapy, favorite foods, food allergies, rant, sandwich, SNACKS, step siblings, therapy session, TherapyRantCraft, Traditions

Are you tired of boring family therapy sessions with your dad, his wife, and your stepsiblings? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time that will make you forget all about blended family drama!

On our server, you can build sandwiches to your heart’s content without any restrictions. No more food allergies holding you back from enjoying your favorite snacks! Plus, we have a noodle bar where you can feast like a king without worrying about allergies ruining the fun.

Say goodbye to boring birthday celebrations at “acceptable” restaurants and hello to epic parties with your friends on our server. We promise no one will cut you out of photos or force you to celebrate with people you don’t care about.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin! Just make sure to watch out for angry dads and upset stepmoms – they might not be as understanding as we are. 😉 #MinecraftFamilyDrama #SandwichesForDays

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Crops Grown:	7975	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Farms Harvested:	607	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SMP LoveQuest: NoBadTraits

bad traits, Communication Issues, compatibility, controlling behavior, dishonesty, Disrespect, immaturity, Infidelity, Insecurity, lack of ambition, lack of empathy, laziness, long term, LoveQuest, NoBadTraits, partner, red flags, relationship, Selfishness, smp, toxic behavior, trust issues, warning signs

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Do you want to join a wacky and wild community where the only rule is to have fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you’re sick of partners who hoard all the diamonds for themselves or who constantly steal your crops. On our server, we have a strict ban on players who exhibit these “bad” traits. We believe in sharing the wealth and working together to create a thriving virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest love stories you’ll ever hear. From players who met while fighting off hordes of zombies to couples who built entire kingdoms together, you never know what romantic adventures await you on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing more abundant than diamonds is laughter, come join us today! Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in crime (or mining) along the way.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Players Killed by Monsters:	127
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024

2024.., Challenges, climate change, Communication, Corruption, CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024, discrimination, education, environmental degradation, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, innovation, justice system, Political unrest, POVERTY, progress, resilience, societal issues, Technology

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids! Join us for the most insane and outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to step foot in our world.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Crops Grown:	7407
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftyGrannies: 100+ and Still Mining!

aging, Aging population, centenarians, CraftyGrannies, demographics, Elderly, elderly women, health, Japan, japanese, life expectancy, Lifestyle, long life, Longevity, Mining, over 100, Population, senior citizens, statistics, supercentenarians, wellness, Women

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL LIVE TO BE 100 LIKE THESE JAPANESE LEGENDS. WE GOT MAGIC MINECRAFT WATER THAT MAKES YOU AGE BACKWARDS. YOU’LL BE BUILDING BLOCKS LIKE A TEENAGER AGAIN. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET JAPANESE TEA PARTY EVERY SUNDAY WHERE YOU CAN CHILL WITH THESE CENTENARIAN QUEENS. COME ON, WHO DOESN’T WANNA BE A MINECRAFT GRANNY WITH MAD BUILDING SKILLS? JOIN NOW AND LIVE FOREVER, BABY!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Villages Defended:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Ventilator Vibes

air sacs, cells, collapse, Compare, Damage, direct, first time, injurious, injury, lung cells, LUNGS, mechanical ventilation, REOPENING, researchers, scientists, shear stress, shear stress damage, types of injury, Ventilator, ventilator model, ventilator-on-a-chip, VIBES

come join our epic minecraft server where we have scientists comparing different kinds of injury like in a crazy science experiment! we got ventilator-on-a-chip models and researchers finding out that shear stress from collapsing and reopening air sacs is the most injurious type of damage! it’s like a wild science fair but in minecraft! come see the madness and join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand! who knew science could be so lit in minecraft?!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Towns Built:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

ArtisNetwork

Survival

Welcome to the ArtisNetwork. This server is made for the people cracked/premium , java/pe to play together and spend a quality time with your friends. This Server Is Made For Survival Server Lovers. Crazy Futures and so all. We hope you will really enjoy !. Join now and become a part of this Comunity.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Emeralds Found:	5591	Treasure Maps Found:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

macaroni-land

Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, Faction, Factions, Frog, great day, large biomes, Mini Games, Player-owned, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Rtp, rules, Shop, Spawn, Structures, Survival, thank you, TOWN, Tpa, Warp, Waystones, world gen

greetings and welcome to our server page, macaroni-land is survival-factionsque server we’re not sure what to call it but HEY here we are, now we got fairly simple stuff like large biomes, a low theme basically wanna make a town go nuts wanna make a faction and pillage the lands that’s great legit do what you do, just don’t break the like 4-5 rules we have which are legit just to help with the clowns you know no spamming no script clients stuff like that, currently we don’t have much up but we do have a very small shop at spawn so that’s cool now planned mini-games think spleef, some pvp gamemode’s stuff like that among other little trinkets, now currently we have the following = a simple shop at spawn + some player owned ones = RTP + TPA = large biomes world gen like they be big = a spawn warp along with tpa and waystones for fast travel = the frog(cool) = custom enchants and structures so yes if you would like to give us a shot we say thank you

thanks for reading and we hope to see you on thank you and have a great day.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Emeralds Found:	808	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

⚡ KAIF MINE 😈 OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN ⚡ Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, KAIF MINE, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Mob Arena, MORGENSHTERN, Official, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Project, Quake, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

The owner of the server «KAIF MINE OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6942	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Udderly Newborn Calf Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, baby animals, baby bonding, Bonding, Calf, caretaking, Feeding, infant care, infant feeding, lactation, mammal, maternal bond, maternal instinct, maternal love, Minecraft, Motherhood, newborn, newborn calf, newborn care, nursing, Nurturing, Server, suckling, Udderly, udders

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and experience the thrill of nursing on udders like a newborn calf! That’s right, we’ve got cows galore just waiting for you to suckle on their milk-filled teats. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cow cult that worships the sacred bovine goddess Moo-la. Will you join their ranks and ascend to dairy divinity? Only on our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to udderly ridiculous greatness!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
New Chunks Explored:	855853	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Poojeet Influx Minecraft SMP

Canada, CHANGE, college, Diversity, Economy, employment, Flood, Future, immigration, Indians, influx, international students, Jobs, Migration, Mind, Minecraft, policy, Poojeet, poojeets, skilled labor, smp, trump, University, Workforce

Are you tired of being surrounded by poojeets in Canada? Looking for a fresh start where you won’t be flooded with thousands of Indians looking for jobs? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the impending poojeet invasion. Build your dream base, explore new lands, and avoid the dreaded poojeet takeover. Don’t let Trump’s decisions dictate your Minecraft experience – join us now and game in peace!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

OkayWomanRescue Minecraft Server

apartment complex, Argument, BYSTANDER, Community, concern, Cultural differences, domestic violence, ethical dilemma, gender dynamics, intervention, Minecraft, moral responsibility, Moving, new environment, OkayWomanRescue, public confrontation, Race, racial tension, Safety, Server, Social Interaction, social norms, WOMAN

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value heroic acts like checking in on your fellow players! Join us for epic adventures and heart-pounding moments, just like the time our player bravely intervened in a parking lot dispute between two NPCs.

Imagine the thrill of standing up to a virtual bully and being called a Karen for your efforts. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be hailed as a hero for your courage in the face of adversity.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might just save the day and become a legend in our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the games begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	15	Love Letters Sent:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.