BarCraft: Where the only sentence is ‘Jail time, all I got is these bars’

BarCraft, Bars, Jail, Jail time, John Cena, kitty, M’aiq, Nicki Minaj, overencumbered, pedo shit, Playing, PRETTY, Ring of Khajiiti, running shit, Sentence, Time

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6755
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Animals Bred:	83	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where jail time is just a fun little inconvenience and the only bars you’ll see are the ones keeping you from escaping our epic challenges. We’ve got more barbs than Nicki Minaj’s rhymes, and you’ll be feeling overencumbered with all the excitement we have in store for you.

Picture this: you’re carrying the whole game on your back, running shit like a boss. Suddenly, poof! You disappear like John Cena with the Ring of Khajiiti. And don’t even get us started on M’aiq, that cat is prettier than a princess and will have you questioning your own attractiveness.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!

WildCrafted Realms 1.21

daily habits, efficiency, goal-setting, long tail tags, organization, Prioritization, productivity, rAw TiMe, rAw TiMe tags, Realms, Routines, Scheduling, task management, time allocation, time awareness, time blocking, time efficiency, Time management, time optimization, time tracking, time utilization, WildCrafted

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8167
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Buildings Constructed:	37
Chimeras Created:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind into a million pieces and then put it back together with rainbow duct tape? Well, look no further than this absolute madhouse of a server!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, and trust me, you’ll be shaking a lot of sticks because the mobs on this server are no joke. They’ll make you question your existence and why you ever thought playing on a vanilla server was a good idea.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is like a dysfunctional family that you never knew you needed. From the crazy builders to the PvP maniacs, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the rAw TiMe of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

NoMomNoPlayMC

aita, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, discipline, Etiquette, Friend, guest behavior, house rules, Kids, Manners, mom, NoMomNoPlayMC, overreaction, parenting, play date, Respect, Social Skills

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9622
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where pizza-hating kids run amok, play fighting leads to broken vases, and Roblox reigns supreme. Our server is like a virtual reality version of that crazy playdate gone wrong, but with creepers and zombies thrown into the mix.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of trying to keep up with unruly kids while also fending off virtual monsters? It’s a chaotic adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for flying chicken nuggets and watch your back for any rogue play fighters. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

DerpyCraft – Where Everyone Looks Stupid!

DerpyCraft, stupid

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1337
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9463
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Ores Mined:	7998
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3

Trying to build a dirt house in Minecraft! But fear not, on our server, we have banned dirt houses because we believe in luxury living for all players. Join us and build your mansion in the sky, complete with diamond floors and emerald chandeliers. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you mine for diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” So come on, join us and experience the high life in Minecraft like never before!

SpyCraft: Fishermen’s Find

Find, Fishermens, Spycraft

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8867
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Astral Projections Made:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	270

come join our minecraft server where we have SUSPECTED CHINESE UNDERWATER SPY DRONES swimming around in our virtual oceans! fisherman have found them off the coast of the PHILIPPINES and now they’re causing chaos in our blocky world! join us for the chance to uncover their secrets and maybe even ride them like a submarine! who needs regular old dolphins when you can have underwater spies, amirite? dive in and join the madness today!

Sea Level Survival

#sustainability, adaptation, Biodiversity, climate change, coastal areas, conservation, Decline, ecological impact, ecosystem, Environmental Science, future projections, global warming, habitat loss, High marsh habitats, LEVEL, marine ecosystems, mitigation, Report, researchers, sea, Sea Level Rise, Survival, urgent action

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6606
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be savin’ da high marsh habitats from sinkin’ into da ocean like a soggy cookie! We be buildin’ all sorts of wacky contraptions to stop dat sea-level rise, like giant sponges and magical water-proof walls.

If you join dis server, you get a special power to control da tides and make da ocean do yo biddin’. You can even ride on da back of a sea turtle and explore da depths of da underwater world. Plus, we be havin’ epic battles with evil sea monsters tryin’ to flood our land. It’s a wild ride, my dudes!

So come on over and help us save da high marsh habitats before they disappear faster than a creeper in da sunlight. Let’s show Mother Nature who’s boss and have a blast doin’ it!

SvSurvival

Active, Community, Create, Discord, Empty, Friendly, generation, Ip:, java, Join, Minecraft, Popularity, Semi Vanilla, Server, Small, SvSurvival, Teams, Terralith, Tiny, Vanilla, weekends, Word Of Mouth

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2100
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

SvSurvival Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.4, Java
Server Type	Vanilla Minecraft with Terralith generation
Community Size	Small
Teams	Few teams available for joining or creating your own
Community Description	Tiny friendly community aiming to grow through word of mouth
Server Activity	More active on weekends
IP	svsurvival.feathermc.gg
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is this a modded server?	No, it is a vanilla server with Terralith generation.
How can I join a team?	You can either join an existing team or create your own team on the server.
When is the server most active?	The server is more active during weekends.
Is the community friendly?	Yes, we have a tiny friendly community on the server.
Can I invite friends to join?	Yes, feel free to spread the popularity of the server by word of mouth.

Crafted Realm 1.21

armor, color, Correction, crafted, editing, English language, error, extra u, grammar, Language, language learning, misspelling, mistake, proofreading, Realm, spelling error, typo, vocabulary, Word, Writing

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7829
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this wacky Minecraft server, bruh! We got all the crazy stuff you could ever imagine, like armuor and coluor! Yeah, you heard me right, we like to keep things extra British around here, just to mess with your head, haha!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a trippy acid trip, man. You’ll be questioning reality and your own existence while building epic structures and battling mobs. It’s like Inception meets Minecraft, bro!

So come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let the madness begin! You won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

HangryHub Minecraft Server

Accommodation, Argument, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Crohn’s disease, DISRESPECTFUL, HangryHub, IBD, Marriage, marriage problems, meat eater, Minecraft, money earner, new year’s eve, omnivore diet, regret, relationship, Server, stay at home wife, ungrateful husband, Vegetarian, vegetarian meals

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7851
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Endless Night Skies:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Ores Mined:	3628	Alien Abductions:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any ungrateful meat-eating husbands like the one in this story!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can focus on building your dream world without any annoying spouses demanding meat dishes.

Explore our vast virtual world and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a disrespectful husband when you can join a community of fellow gamers who share your love for Minecraft?

So come on, leave the drama behind and join our server for a fun and drama-free gaming experience. Who knows, you might even find a virtual spouse who appreciates your vegetarian cooking skills!

CraftyBFs – AITA? Ozempic

advice, aita, Apology, Boyfriend, Communication, CraftyBFs, diet, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Lifestyle, long-term solution, medication, obesity, Offense, overweight, ozempic, reddit, relationship, Support, weight loss

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8011
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	29
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Potions Brewed:	52	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have more drama than a reality TV show!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy relationship drama like never before. Witness epic battles between players over who should try ozempic first, and who should hit the gym instead. Will you choose sides or start your own drama-filled storyline?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where apologizing and expressing support is just the beginning. Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this wild Minecraft adventure!

SlovakCraft: Gas Wars Edition

aid, diplomatic dispute, eastern europe, economic consequences, Edition, energy supply, european union, foreign policy, gas, gas crisis, gas transit, halt, humanitarian assistance, international relations, Limit, political tension, prime minister, sanctions, SlovakCraft, Slovakia, threat, ukrainians, Wars

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7420
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Potions Brewed:	164
Divine Spears Created:	30	Mineshafts Explored:	5

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz if u dont, the slovak pm will come for u and limit ur aid like wut even is that?? gas transit halt? more like gas transit HALT ME FROM LAUGHING AT THIS CRAZY SERVER! join now before u get threatened by a pm who probably plays minecraft too cuz who doesnt?? come build with us and avoid the aid limits, unless u wanna risk it and see what happens when u mess with the slovak pm in minecraft land. u have been warned!

Second Bed & Breakfast

Accommodation, Bed.., Breakfast, charming, comfortable, Cozy, FANTASY, guest, Hobbit, home, Hospitality, host, lodging, middle earth, quaint, Retreat, second breakfast, shire, Small, Tolkien, Welcoming

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7854
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Divine Spears Created:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

come join this cray cray minecraft server where hobbits give u a bed AND a second breakfast! like, who even does that?! u can build ur own hobbit hole and chill with ur tiny homies while eating all the breakfast u want. plus, there’s a secret underground tunnel that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. but shh, it’s a secret! so come on over and let’s get this party started, hobbit style!

MythicCraft: Demon Map Quest

artistic features, Demon, demonic map, Devils, dragons, Elves, folklore, folklore origins, folklore research, folklore sources, folklore stories, German folklorists, giants, GIS tools, house spirits, Map, map creation, mythical creatures, mythiccraft, Polish folklorists, Quest, Renaissance maps, supernatural beings, symbolic features, Werewolves

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7984
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Zombie Dances:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Yo, so like, this server is like straight up wild, man. We got researchers who done created a map that’s straight outta some demonic folklore shiz. They mixed up all them Renaissance map vibes with some fancy GIS tools to find where all them stories ’bout werewolves, devils, dragons, house spirits, giants, and elves come from. It’s like a freakin’ treasure hunt for spooky legends, bro!

Join this server if you wanna uncover the secrets of ancient myths and legends, or if you just wanna chill with some wicked creatures in a virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a portal to a realm full of mythical beasts and magical beings. It’s gonna be lit, fam. So come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

Nostalgic server Minecraft server

1.7.10, Friends, Fun, minecraft server, Nostalgic server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1748
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Void Armor Forged:	26
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	443	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Nostalgic server on 1.7.10 Call your friends to make it more fun!

MineStaryi.aternos.me:47910

The Monarchy

BETRAYAL, cobwebs, Conflicts, Custom Recipes, diamond armor, discord server, exp bottles, fire crown, friendly community, kings crown, luck crown, Minecraft, Mob Heads, Monarchy, netherite crowns, Server, smp, strength crown, Teams, totem of undying, Tridents, uncraftable items, water crown

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6011
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	2103	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Normal private Minecraft server with custom recipes to obtain uncraftable items and unique netherite crowns.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I obtain uncraftable items?	There are custom recipes in place to obtain items like cobwebs, tridents, mob heads, totem of undying, exp bottles, and more.
What are the unique netherite crowns?	There are four unique netherite crowns – Luck Crown, Strength Crown, Fire Crown, Water Crown, and the powerful Kings Crown with various positive effects.
Can I form teams to acquire crowns?	Yes, players can create teams to try and obtain the crowns, but there is a chance of betrayal due to their power.
How should I approach gameplay?	Players can choose to be peaceful, engage in wars, or remain neutral to capitalize on conflicts within the server.
How can I join the server?	Apply on the Discord server and follow all listed rules. Contact ‘domy0160’ on Discord to join.

Cosmic Nexus 1.20

Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Cosmic, Crimzon Ruze, Entertainment, Gaming, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Graduated members, hololive, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Live Stream, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Music, Nexus, Octavio, Regis Altare, songs playlist, virtual youtuber

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	218
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1067	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Crops Grown:	4186	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	180	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow dimension filled with flying llamas and dancing creepers. It’s like if Willy Wonka designed a Minecraft world on acid, man. Plus, the admins are like mystical wizards who grant wishes and turn diamonds into cheeseburgers. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, unless you’re allergic to epicness and fun, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join now and let your inner unicorn shine!