BarCraft: Where the only sentence is ‘Jail time, all I got is these bars’

BarCraft, Bars, Jail, Jail time, John Cena, kitty, M’aiq, Nicki Minaj, overencumbered, pedo shit, Playing, PRETTY, Ring of Khajiiti, running shit, Sentence, Time

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8955
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	28
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where jail time is just a fun little inconvenience and the only bars you’ll see are the ones keeping you from escaping our epic challenges. We’ve got more barbs than Nicki Minaj’s rhymes, and you’ll be feeling overencumbered with all the excitement we have in store for you.

Picture this: you’re carrying the whole game on your back, running shit like a boss. Suddenly, poof! You disappear like John Cena with the Ring of Khajiiti. And don’t even get us started on M’aiq, that cat is prettier than a princess and will have you questioning your own attractiveness.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!

Crimson Vixens 1.21.3

1.21.3, clothed, Crimson, redhead, redhead allure, redhead babes, redhead beauty, redhead charm, redhead erotica, redhead fantasies, redhead fetish, redhead girls, redhead models, redhead porn, redhead seduction, redhead sluts, redhead temptress, redhead vixen, redhead women, sexy redheads, Sluts, Unclothed, Vixens

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6147
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	2355	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension of pure awesomeness.

Picture this: you can choose to play as a stylishly dressed blocky character or go all in and run around butt-naked like a true Minecraft warrior.

And get this, the PvP battles are so intense that your clothes might just fly off in the heat of the moment. But hey, who needs armor when you’ve got mad skills and a killer fashion sense, am I right?

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure where the only rule is to have fun and maybe put some pants on if you feel like it. See you there, my pixelated pals!

BirthdayBlock Minecraft Server

adult behavior, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, BirthdayBlock, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Equipment, event planning, friendship, guest behavior, Minecraft, mutual friends, party etiquette, Permission, photography, photoshoot, private event, Respect, respect for host, Server, social dynamics, social etiquette

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8015
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Divine Spears Created:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience!

Picture this: you’re at a birthday party, having a blast with your friends, when suddenly, Bob shows up with his camera equipment and decides to do a photoshoot in the muddy, dark terrain outside. Who does that at a birthday party? Only on our server, folks!

But wait, there’s more! Bob gets all upset when asked to stop and eventually storms off without saying goodbye. Drama, intrigue, and awkwardness await you on our server!

Join now for a chance to dodge bullets and witness 30-year-old men bragging about dating 19-year-olds. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss out on! So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the chaos begin!

DietDramaCrafters

body image, calories, Daughters, Diet plan, dietary plan, DietDramaCrafters, different needs, eating habits, Fairness, family, health, healthy choices, meal plan, nutrition, overweight, parenting, Siblings, smoothies, underweight, weight loss, weight management

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4410
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Void Gems Collected:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equal food distribution for all players! Join us and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while snacking on virtual smoothies to keep your hunger bar full.

Our server is perfect for players of all shapes and sizes, just like the daughters in this story. Whether you’re trying to lose weight like Emma or gain weight like Lina, we’ve got you covered with our customizable dietary plan. Plus, with our unique “calorie-boosting smoothies” feature, you’ll never have to worry about running out of energy during those intense PvP battles.

So come join us on our server and see why players are raving about our fair and balanced food system. Who knew that Minecraft could be so deliciously entertaining?

Blockheads R Us

addiction, Blockheads, compulsions, cravings, dependencies, fetishes, fixations, guilty pleasures, habits, Inclinations, indulgences, infatuations, manias, obsessions, penchants, predilections, Preferences, propensities, temptations, vices, weaknesses

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3289
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	New Chunks Explored:	908721
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Animals Bred:	48

Are you addicted to building epic structures that defy the laws of physics? Are you addicted to slaying dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream? Are you addicted to pranking your friends by filling their houses with chickens? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP!

Our server is like no other, with endless possibilities and endless laughs. We have a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic PvP tournaments, a skyblock world where you can build your own floating paradise, and a survival world where you can test your skills against the elements.

But that’s not all – we also have a custom plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens, a mini-game where you can ride pigs through obstacle courses, and a hidden treasure hunt that leads to a chest full of diamonds (or maybe just a bunch of dirt, who knows?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the addiction begin!

CraftyPutinBoom

Assassination, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CraftyPutinBoom, eastern europe, explosion, Government, highest-ranking official, international relations, landmine, Military, Political, russia, SECURITY, Terrorism, Tragedy, ukraine war, Unrest, violence, war zone, world news

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3919
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

OMG, u gotta join dis server cuz like, we got landmines that can take out Russia’s top dude in Ukraine! It’s like, so cray cray, u never know what’s gonna happen next. Join now for a chance to be a part of the most explosive Minecraft server ever! Plus, we got unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds. It’s lit, fam! #BoomBoom #UnicornsRainbowsDiamonds

Respawn Reset Fun

Addictive, Adventure, challenge, console, Entertainment, Escape, FANTASY, Fun, Gaming, Groundhog day, Immersive, PC Gaming, progress reset, Repetitive, Reset, respawn, role playing, simulation, strategy, time killing, Time Loop, Time management, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6419
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

u ever feel like u stuck in a loop, like u keep doin the same thing over and over again? well, imagine playin a video game where u gotta start from scratch every single day. sounds like a nightmare, right? but not on our minecraft server! come join us for the most epic adventure of ur life, where u can build, mine, and fight mobs without worryin bout losin ur progress. why? cuz on our server, every day is a new day with new possibilities! join us now and break free from the endless cycle of monotony. plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs. no joke.

Gura’s Profit Quest 1.20

Affiliate, chloe, CONTENT, dramafags, Effort, encores, gura, Guras, Hololive TCG, Members Only, outfit merch, paychecks, Pop-up merch, profit, PROFITS, Promoted, Quest, Valentines, voice packs

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5027
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	8636	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion!

We may not have 2025 Valentine’s voice packs, but we do have pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds!

Forget about new outfit merch, on our server, you can dress up your character in a potato sack and call it fashion!

Who needs Valentine pop-up merch when you can build your own rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit and a water park at the same time?

Members-only encores? Nah, we have spontaneous dance parties with creepers and skeletons!

Don’t worry about paychecks, on our server, the currency is made of cookies and you can buy a mansion with just one bite!

So join us now and experience the madness that is our Minecraft server!

TravelingTrollDen

Accommodation, aita, apartment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, cousin, Decision making, Expectations, family, INDEPENDENCE, Job, last minute, living situation, long-term stay, looking for apartment, rent free, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Traveling, TravelingTrollDen

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9181
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7095	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the craziest living situations! Join us and experience the thrill of kicking out your freeloading cousin and her boyfriend who refuse to get a job or apartment. Will they survive in the wild world of Minecraft without your generosity? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! As you travel for your job, you’ll encounter epic quests and challenges that will test your survival skills. Can you navigate through treacherous terrain and fend off creepers while dealing with family drama back home? Join now and find out!

So why wait? Join our server and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who needs a rent-free living situation when you have the excitement of our server waiting for you? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

TeaAndCrumpets Minecraft SMP

BBC, Biscuits, British, Cozy, crumpets, culture, fireplace, football, garden, History, home, Kettle, Manners, Minecraft, Monarchy, raincoat, roast dinner, scones, smp, tea, TeaAndCrumpets, tradition, Umbrella

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1494
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Buildings Constructed:	35
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Oi mate, let me tell ya about this sick Minecraft SMP server I found, innit. It’s like a bloody treasure hunt, I swear on me mum’s life. You gotta dig through all these crazy biomes to find the rarest loot, like diamonds and emeralds and even enchanted golden apples. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can trade with villagers for OP gear. It’s like a black market, but for Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! The server owner is actually a wizard who can summon dragons and make it rain diamonds. I heard he once turned a griefer into a chicken and made him lay eggs for eternity. It’s mental, I tell ya.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, there’s a rumor going around that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows, waiting to challenge any player brave enough to face him. I heard he once pranked a whole village by replacing all their torches with TNT. Classic Herobrine, am I right?

So yeah, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and experience all the madness for yourself, hit me up for the server IP. Just make sure you bring your A-game and a sense of humor, ’cause things are gonna get wild. Cheers, mate!

Satan’sCraft: Hellbound Rebellion

Afterlife, Christianity, Devil, disobeying, divine justice, Eternal Damnation, FAITH, GOD, Hell, Hellbound, moral dilemmas, moral judgment., punishment, Rebellion, religious beliefs, religious hypocrisy, religious questioning, Satan, SatansCraft, Sin, Sinners, spiritual consequences, theology

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2765
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer life’s burning questions like “Why would Satan burn you in hell for disobeying the same god he disobeyed?” Join us and find out the hilarious truth behind this age-old mystery!

Our server is so lit, even Satan himself is jealous of our fire pits. We have epic quests that will have you questioning your sanity, like finding the lost diamond pickaxe of the legendary Steve or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot.

But don’t worry, we also have chill zones where you can relax and hang out with other players, like our enchanted forest filled with dancing cows or our underwater city where mermaids trade diamonds for fish.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just uncover the secret to why Satan is so salty about disobeying the big man upstairs. It’s a hell of a good time!

Pass String City

alphanumeric passwords, city, Cyber Security, Data Protection, internet safety, online security, pass, pass-strings, passphrases, password best practices, password complexity, password management, password policies, password protection, password requirements, password security, password strength, passwords, secure passwords, SECURITY, special symbols, String, strong passwords

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1453
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	315
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Runes Activated:	2

join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build a house made entirely of cheese blocks and ride on giant flying pigs as your mode of transportation. we have a secret underground disco cave where all the mobs like to bust a move and show off their sick dance moves. also, every full moon, the creepers turn into friendly kittens that follow you around and give you gifts. oh, and did we mention that the diamonds in this server sparkle like glitter and make you invincible? so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, even turning a chicken into a superhero with laser eyes.

Goon MC

Adventure, Anarchy, Boss, Community, Creative, Custom, Dungeon, Economy, Events, Explore, Factions, Loot, Minigames, Mob, PvP, Quest, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Village

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2610
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8479	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Dragon Scales Harvested:	106	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Do you want to go in Minecraft? Then play now on GooonMC!

Build a house quietly, or fight violently? It’s all possible!

161.97.164.89:6969

Wolfland

Auctions, Community, Cross-Play, custom enchantments, Custom Features, Discord, Economy, installments, Jobs, MINAS, Minecraft, Missions, multiplayer, Plots, Protections, PvP, Server, Sin PVP, Store, Survival, Teams, Wolfland

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5966
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Mythical Quests Completed:	36

A new survival server with plots!

Has: – Custom enchantments – Installments – Protections – Jobs – Missions – Store – Teams – Minas PVP y Sin PVP – Auctions – And much more!

Visit our discord for greater information

play.wolfland.pro:25828

Eternal Realm of Shadows 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, body image, Bottom Bitch, degrading, EMBARRASSING, empowerment, ETERNAL, fear, healing, Insecurity, mental health, porn, Realm, self esteem, self love, self worth, sexual identity, Sexuality, shadows, shame, Support, Therapy, undignifying

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8137
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Crops Grown:	4286

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about being a bottom bitch! We have epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you feel like a top dog. Say goodbye to those embarrassing thoughts and hello to a world where you can be anything you want, except a bottom bitch. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CatCraftPartyPalooza

accommodations, Allergies, Boundaries, cat, CatCraftPartyPalooza, Communication, compromise, consideration, friend’s birthday, friendship, Guilt, Hosting, House, INCONVENIENCE, mutual friends, Party, pet owner, Planning, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Understanding

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3812
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Dimension Hops:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of boring birthday parties in small apartments? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can throw the wildest birthday parties in virtual houses without worrying about cat allergies ruining the fun!

Forget about driving for hours to leave your cat with your parents, on our server, your virtual cat can stay safely locked upstairs while you party downstairs with your friends. And don’t worry about cleaning up the next day, our virtual houses magically clean themselves!

Join now and experience the ultimate virtual party experience, where drama with friends is just a chat message away! Who needs real-life parties when you can have all the fun and chaos in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started!