BaraCraft – Pool Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8103
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have transformed the game into a pool party extravaganza! Dive into our pixelated paradise and splash around with your friends in our virtual pools.

Join us on this server for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures. Swim with dolphins, build sandcastles, and even ride on the backs of giant squids! The possibilities are endless in our aquatic wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can battle evil mermaids and uncover hidden treasures. Will you be brave enough to explore the depths of our mysterious underwater world?

So come on, grab your swimsuit and sunscreen, and join us on our Minecraft server for a pool party like no other. Just be sure to watch out for creepers trying to crash our splash-tastic fun!

Girlfriend’s House Escape – Minecraft Server

Alone Time, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Distance, Drama, DRIVE, Escape, Expectations, Girlfriends, House, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, neediness, Priorities, Problems, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, Sleep, Understanding, Upset, video games

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8675
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	407
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from your needy girlfriend who just wants to play video games with her friend! Join us for a wild adventure filled with non-stop gaming and zero drama.

On our server, you can talk as much as you want without being told you’re distracting someone from the game. We won’t hide controllers from you or make you sleep on the couch just so we can keep playing. And if you need to leave early to get a good night’s sleep, we won’t guilt trip you or call you needy.

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is in the game itself. No girlfriend drama allowed here!

ParentalPwnage

Borrowing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, Emotional Abuse, emotional intelligence, family, generational trauma, hurt feelings, MONEY, moving out, name-calling, parental relationships, ParentalPwnage, parents, reconciliation, savings, self worth, self-care, setting boundaries

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4703
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Villages Defended:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad borrowing money or calling you names. Instead, you can team up with fellow players to take on epic quests and defeat virtual dragons. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual excitement?

Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest players can find. Rumor has it, the treasure is filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So say goodbye to real-life arguments and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join us now and start your new adventure today!

BelievedInNotch Minecraft SMP

BelievedInNotch, childhood beliefs, childhood dreams, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood naivety, childhood stories, childhood tales, childhood wonders, funny beliefs, funny memories, gullible kid, kid beliefs, kid logic, kid silliness, Minecraft, naive thoughts, silly misconceptions, smp

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1275
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the craziest place to be, bro. Like, you won’t believe the shenanigans that go down here. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena. It’s wild, man.

But the best part is the secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. Unlimited diamonds, baby. All you gotta do is find the secret entrance hidden behind a painting of a derpy cat. Trust me, it’s totally legit.

Oh, and did I mention the legendary taco stand run by a talking cactus? Yeah, that’s a thing here. The cactus makes the most bomb tacos you’ve ever tasted, and they’re free for all players. Just watch out for the salsa that’s so spicy, it’ll make your character burst into flames.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us, just hop on the server and get ready for the ride of your life. And remember, always believe in the power of derpy cats and talking cacti. Stay awesome, my dudes.

KidCraftFoolery

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8327
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Holy Grails Found:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Remember when you thought that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you’d reach China? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! Join us and start digging your way to the other side of the world – who knows what treasures you’ll find along the way! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out at the bottom of our world, waiting to challenge brave adventurers to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your best moves and become the ultimate Minecraft champion! So come on, join us and let your wildest childhood dreams come true!

CraftyZelenskyy’s MineServer

#mineserver, Conflict Resolution, CraftyZelenskyys, Delays, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international diplomacy, international relations, legitimizing, MIDDLE EAST, peace negotiations, political strategy, President Zelenskyy, Saudi Arabia visit, U.S.-Russia talks, Ukraine, zelenskyy

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9423
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2839	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

so like, u kno how zelenskyy was gonna go to saudi arabia but then he was like nah, i ain’t gonna legitimize them u.s.-russia talks. he’s all like, i gotta stay away from that drama, man. but u kno what u shouldn’t stay away from? this epic minecraft server!

join us and build ur own kingdom, fight dragons, and make friends with talking pigs (jk, they don’t talk but wouldn’t that be cool?). we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, but shh, don’t tell anyone.

plus, we have a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure chest. and if u join now, u get a free pet zombie that will do ur bidding (as long as u feed it brains).

so come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! who needs u.s.-russia talks when u can have minecraft adventures, amirite?

KyivCraft: Trump’s Peace Quest

Conflict Resolution, current events, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, election, foreign policy, Government, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, leadership, mediation, Peace, peace talks, political negotiations, Quest, Russia talks, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, War

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1013
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2621
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

so, like, u kno how trump is always causin drama? well, he’s only gone and hinted that ukraine needs a new election for peace or whatever. like, can u imagine that chaos? but don’t worry, cuz on our server, u can escape all that political madness and just build ur own world. join us and leave the real world drama behind, cuz who needs that when u can be mining diamonds and fighting creepers? plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any impending election chaos. so come join us on the craziest minecraft server out there – where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a treehouse first!

BlockyKids Depression-Free Server

“Youth, adolescence, BlockyKids, children, depression, DepressionFree, device usage, digital devices, digital health, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, Mental Wellness, mobile devices, research, screen addiction, screen time, Server, smartphone addiction, smartphone use, stress, Technology, technology impact

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9891
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mines Excavated:	4810	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Void Gems Collected:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8

so, like, u know how u spend all day on ur phone and then u feel like crap? well, dis server is da cure for dat! join us and escape da stress of real life by building epic stuff in minecraft! forget about ur phone and come play with us, cuz we promise u will feel happier and less depressed after spending time on our server. plus, like, who needs real life stress when u can just chill and play minecraft all day? so come join us and say goodbye to depression and stress, and hello to fun and happiness!

Mystic Haven Skyrealm 1.20

Art gallery, Birth Rates, DATING, dating apps, digital age, Haven, hobbies, Human Behavior, ISOLATION, library, Loneliness, love quest, mystic, online dating, pandemic, relationships, Reproduction, School, skyrealm, socializing, Technology, tiktok, Tinder

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7014
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Dude, forget about the real world and its lame-o problems. Join our Minecraft server and escape the dystopian reality where women are as rare as diamonds in the game. On our server, you’ll find a thriving community of players who are too busy building epic structures and exploring virtual worlds to worry about real-life dating woes.

We’ve got everything you need to forget about the lack of women in your life – from epic quests to hilarious mini-games. Who needs Tinder when you can find true love in the form of a blocky avatar? Plus, our server is so lit that you’ll never want to log off.

Say goodbye to the doom and gloom of the real world and say hello to a virtual paradise where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join us now and start living your best Minecraft life!

TrumpRussiaSMP

alliances, collusion, Conspiracy, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign relations, geopolitical strategy, influence, international affairs, investigation, loyalty, nato, Politics, power dynamics, putin, russia, sanctions, trump, TrumpRussiaSMP, US president, World Order

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1255
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	486
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Lmao, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a war between Trump and Europe but in Minecraft! Like, Trump is building a wall to keep out the Europeans and they’re all like, “Nah bro, we’re gonna build a bridge over that wall and invade your base!” It’s like a crazy battle of epic proportions, with explosions and flying pigs and stuff. Plus, if you join, you get a free pet llama that spits on anyone who tries to grief your base. So come join the madness and help Trump defend Russia against the European invaders, it’s gonna be lit AF!

CraftyCompanySecrets

behind the scenes, business operations, classified knowledge, company secrets, confidential details, confidential information, corporate secrets, CraftyCompanySecrets, exclusive knowledge, hidden truths, industry secrets, insider knowledge, insider perspective, internal workings, privileged information, professional insights, proprietary data, sensitive information, trade secrets, undisclosed information., workplace insights

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1108
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate hidden gem in the Minecraft universe! Join us and discover the company secrets that will blow your mind!

Ever wondered what happens when you mix a creeper with a pig? Well, on our server, you can find out! Our secret laboratory is constantly creating new mutant creatures that will leave you in stitches (or running for your life)!

But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! All you have to do is solve our riddles and traps to claim your riches.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a mutant creeper-pig, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

OdesaPowerOutageCraft

aggression, challenge, civilian infrastructure, Conflict, denial, Destruction, Diplomacy, goldfish, international relations, Lavrov, lie, Odesa, OdesaPowerOutageCraft, Political debate, power outage, Propaganda, rubio, russia, Russia attacks, sanctions, truth vs lies

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6539
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	New Chunks Explored:	453563
Gods Slained:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

join this epic minecraft server where russia destroys everything but in a fun way! build your own city only to have it obliterated by russian forces for the lols. watch as lavrov denies all responsibility while rubio just stares blankly like a confused goldfish. it’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s the best minecraft server you’ll ever play on! come join the insanity now!

NoPhoneZone – HappyCraft

attention spans, Digital Detox, digital wellness, Focus, habits, Happiness, HappyCraft, mental health, Mental well-being, mobile internet, NoPhoneZone, productivity, research, screen time, self-care, smartphone addiction, smartphones, study, Technology, technology use, well-being

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3089
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ores Mined:	8859
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Zombie Dances:	1

so like, if u join dis minecraft server, u gonna be so happy u won’t even need ur phone anymore. like, u gonna be so focused on building ur epic castle or exploring da crazy world, u won’t even miss scrolling through ur social media. plus, u gonna be so chill and relaxed, u gonna forget all ur worries and just have a blast playing with ur new online friends. so come join us and experience da ultimate mental well-being and happiness in dis wacky minecraft server!

Lost Hackers Society 1.21.2

1.21.2, black hat hackers, cyber attacks, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breaches, data security, digital theft, ethical hacking, hacker culture, hackers, HACKING, hacking history, hacking techniques, hacking tools, iCloud hackers, Information Security, internet security, Lost, online privacy, online security measures, social media hackers, society, white hat hackers

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5471
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4757	Endless Night Skies:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Yo, bro, forget about social media hackers, come join our Minecraft server where the only hacking you’ll be doing is mining for diamonds! We’ve got a community of crazy players who will make you question reality and wonder if you’re actually living in a blocky world. Plus, our security measures are so tight, not even the most skilled hacker could break in – unless they can break into a virtual world, then we’re screwed. But hey, who needs social media drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie hoards to deal with? Join us now and experience a whole new level of chaos and fun!

CousinCraft: GTFO or Nah?

anxiety, Chronic illness, cousin troubles, CousinCraft, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, Family Support, financial obligations, financial struggles, financial support, generational differences, gtfo, helping family, household responsibilities, INDEPENDENCE, living arrangements, moving out, Nah, rent issues, roommate conflicts, roommate problems, struggling financially

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5009
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Potions Brewed:	77
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy characters and outrageous situations.

Imagine living in a virtual world where your aunt’s lazy boyfriend Mark constantly pees on your toilet seat and your only escape is to build a fortress and defend it from his shenanigans. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top?

But wait, there’s more! Help Amanda clean up after Mark while dodging accusations of being ungrateful and lacking empathy. Can you navigate the treacherous waters of family drama and come out unscathed?

Join us on our Minecraft server for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t be the asshole who misses out on all the fun – join us now!

UkraineCraft: Blame it on the Creeper

aggression, Blame, blame game, Conflict, creeper, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical analysis, historical context, international relations, media narrative, military actions, Misinformation, peace negotiations, political tension, Propaganda, russia, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War, Western powers

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6248
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Void Gems Collected:	35
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Villages Defended:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and witness epic battles between unicorns and dragons, watch as players ride giant chickens into battle, and explore a world where gravity is optional. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

And if you’re still not convinced, just know that on our server, the Ukraine is actually a powerful kingdom that started a war against Russia by launching TNT-filled potatoes at their enemies. So if you want to be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now!