| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 6514 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 36 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 54 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
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| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 2740 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 48 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 391 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 7454 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!
So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 2921 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 91 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3846 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 892 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!
We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.
So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 7664 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 5240 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.
Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 5193 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6152 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 8 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 |
And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.
Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.
So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 4577 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 937 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!
So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 7868 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 346374 |
| Farms Harvested: | 732 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 42 |
We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 2692 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 19 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3997 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 8795 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 17 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 22 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 5131 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 2779 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.
Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.
Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.
So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 4005 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 163 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 97 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 |
Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 9372 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 34 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 415 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 31 |
Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.
Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 7429 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 83 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Enchantments Applied: | 168 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 127 |
On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!
Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 420 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 43 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 21 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.
So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
