Are you tired of getting bant-ACKed by those pesky Brits on other servers? Well, fear not because on our server, Brits can’t bant-ACK! That’s right, they’re too busy sipping tea and apologizing for everything to bother you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so relaxing that just thinking about it will make you fall asleep. No more late nights grinding for resources, just peaceful slumber in a virtual world. Join us and experience the most restful Minecraft server ever created. Remember, sleep is for the weak… unless you’re on our server, then it’s mandatory!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Runes Activated: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
Dimension Hops: 7 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Crops Grown: 3771

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY