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ValorSmp

Adventure, Biomes, Challenges, climates, collaborate, Community, culture, Discord, Economy, Events, Explore, FRIENDSHIPS, geography, Ip:, Map, Minecraft, Realistic, Server, smp, TOWN, Trade, ValorSmp

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9556
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51

Server Name	ValorSMP
Server Type	Towny Earth Adventure
Map Scale	1:500 Earth map
IP Address	[Coming Soon]
Discord	Join Discord

Overview

Join ValorSMP, a vibrant community where you can explore a massive Earth map, build towns, engage in friendly interactions, participate in events, and experience realistic gameplay.

FAQ

1. How do I join ValorSMP?

Currently, the IP address for ValorSMP is coming soon. Please join our Discord server for updates and community discussions.

2. What can I do in ValorSMP?

In ValorSMP, you can build your own town with friends, establish an economy, explore the Earth map, participate in events, and engage with a friendly community.

3. Are there any community events in ValorSMP?

Yes, ValorSMP hosts exciting events, competitions, and challenges to keep the gameplay experience fresh and engaging for players.

4. Is the gameplay on ValorSMP realistic?

ValorSMP offers a true-to-life Earth map with biomes, climates, and geography that mirror our world, providing a realistic and immersive gameplay experience.

5. How can I connect with other players in ValorSMP?

You can connect with other players, make friendships, and collaborate on epic adventures by joining the ValorSMP Discord server and interacting with the community.

Epic Exploration X-Stream 1.20.6

1.20.6, Epic, Exploration, xstream

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5469
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Hey you! Yeah, you with the blocky head! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs! Why join this server, you ask? Because we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant diamond castle where you can ride on a rollercoaster made of gold! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Oglebay Adventures Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Adventures, botanical gardens, Explore, family friendly, Golfing, History, holiday destination, Minecraft, nature trails, Oglebay, outdoor activities, Relaxation, resort, SightSeeing, smp, Spa, tourist attraction, travel, vacation, weekend getaway, West Virginia, Zoo

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8460
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	277
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, more pranks than a pack of mischievous creepers, and more fun than a pig riding a chicken!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to build the most epic bases, battle it out in intense PvP matches, and even participate in our legendary annual sheep shearing competition. Trust us, you’ve never seen sheep shearing like this before – it’s a cutthroat competition where only the wooliest survive!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where we hold our top-secret meetings to discuss our plans for world domination. Will you join us in our quest for total Minecraft domination, or will you be left in the dust like a block of gravel?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, if anyone asks, we’ve never been to oglebay.

RetroFilm SMP

cinematic masterpiece, classic film, controversial themes, critical examination, cultural evolution, cultural norms, ethical issues, film analysis, film criticism, film industry, historical context, iconic movie, modern perspective, moral dilemmas, outdated values, pop culture, RetroFilm, smp, social commentary, societal critique, societal standards, timeless classic

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2604
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Animals Bred:	96
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	21
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

OMG you guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most lit server everrrr. Like, you gotta join because the admins are like, unicorns who can fly and grant you wishes. And the players are all secretly famous celebrities who just wanna play Minecraft in peace.

But wait, there’s more! The server has like, a secret underground base where they keep all the rarest items and diamonds. And if you find it, you get to ride a rainbow llama into battle against evil mobs. It’s like, soooooo cool.

And like, the spawn area is a giant castle made out of candy and rainbows. And there’s a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on your enemies. It’s like, totally insane.

So yeah, you should totally join this Minecraft SMP because it’s the most awesome server in the whole entire universe. Like, for realz.

JokeMistakeCraft

Behavior, Body language, character traits, Communication, emotional intelligence, Empathy, humor, Interpretation, JOKE, JokeMistakeCraft, misunderstanding, Perception, Personality, reactions, reactions to humor, SELF AWARENESS, sense of humor, sense of self, sensitivity, social cues, Social Skills

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4977
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	63	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Crops Grown:	7738	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have players who build entire cities out of diamond blocks just for fun, players who ride around on pigs wearing top hats, and players who communicate only in meows. You never know what hilarious shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server! Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and offer exclusive quests for those brave enough to seek them out. So if you want to experience the wackiest and most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, join us now!

KoreanCraft: POW Edition

Asia, Capture, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, Euromaidan Press, foreign affairs, global news, international relations, KoreanCraft, Military, military capture, Military operations, News, north korean, political tensions, Pow, prisoners of war, Ukraine, ukrainians, War

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4823
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	465	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got Ukrainians capturing North Korean POWs like it’s a freakin’ war zone! You gotta see it to believe it, fam. Our players are straight up savage, building bases and taking prisoners like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. Trust me, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Brain Face Recognition Fun

Awareness, Brain, brain function, cognition, Cognitive science, face, faces, facial recognition, Fun, Human Behavior, Memory, neuroscience, Perception, Psychology, recognition, research, study, subconscious, suppressed, uncanny ability, Unconscious, visual processing

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4205
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	234	Towns Built:	3
New Chunks Explored:	725974	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ores Mined:	3134
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well, u gotta join this one cuz our players have the brain power to recognize faces even when they’re suppressed! like, how crazy is that?? imagine playing with ppl who can see ur face even when u think u hiding it! join now for a mind-bending experience that will make u question everything u thought u knew about minecraft servers. come on, u know u wanna see what all the hype is about!

Edenor – Private server Minecraft server

atmosphere, Audience, banner, Buildings, DISCOUNT, Events, free pass, group, image, Join, Minecraft, No Private, Pirate, Play, pleasant sides, private server, promotional code, Relax, Roleplay, rp, Survival, Telegram, Two Years, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4464
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17

We are a private project, with a pretty good audience, no privates and no signature.

On the server you will find many beautiful and interesting buildings, RP situations and just a good, quiet atmosphere in which you can calmly play and relax.

We have been working for more than two years and show only the pleasant sides of Minecraft!

Do you want to join us?

Subscribe to our group: https://vk.com/edenorrp

To our telegram: https://t.me/edenorrp

Buy a passage on the website: https://edenor.fun/ use the promotional code for a discount “edenormc”!

Or apply for a free pass: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSd-asUYQunGAYl0pGbM2gNyCkJQI1SwG6b7huKl5qyf5sFXfg/viewform

mc.edenor.fun

TSMP [roleplay]

alliances, Aventura, Collaborative, Community, custom mods, Discord, Events, Factions, Game, Immersive, Minecraft, misterio, player, Roleplay, Roleplaying, rules, Secrets, Servidor, smp, Story, TSMP, voice chat

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8751
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Animals Bred:	10
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TSMP \| Aventura, Mistério e Roleplay
Location	Brazil (🇧🇷)
Description	Bem-vindo à Ilha Smaragdus, um lugar cheio de segredos, aventuras e histórias épicas! Localizada em um arquipélago isolado, a ilha é controlada pela misteriosa OVI (Organização Visionária Imaginada), uma entidade poderosa e enigmática.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
O que te espera em Smaragdus?	Histórias interligadas, conflitos e alianças, cenário imersivo, narrativas dinâmicas.
Qual é o foco do servidor?	Roleplay colaborativo, onde suas escolhas e ações moldam o futuro da ilha.
Quais são as características principais?	Roleplay imersivo, mods personalizados, voice chat por proximidade, comunidade engajada.
Como posso participar?	Conecte-se à Ilha Smaragdus e descubra os segredos que a OVI e outros não querem que você saiba!

NOSSO DISCORD: https://discord.gg/APMq9QHc

Ethereal Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, beats, BIGGER….., CLARA, coffee, Company, Crashing, Drama, Ethereal, health, Holo, indie sad girls, Melty, next year, niji, outshines, phase, Phasing out, pippa, Realms, Remi, sad girls, Singers

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6989
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride! We’ve got sad girls, but indie ones are way cooler. Who even drinks coffee? Not us! Singers? Holo is where it’s at. Drama? Niji is the real deal. Clara is a mess waiting to happen. Remi’s health is a ticking time bomb. Pippa won’t survive if things get bigger. So join our server for a chaotic and unpredictable experience!

SMP Minecraft – Femdom SMP General

Biological women, Bloody Christmas Edition, bump limit, christmas lights, Dommes, femdom, Femdom General, general, greedy brat, little elf, loved ones, Minecraft, retards, Royal treatment, santa, Santa’s sack, smp, SUBS, Superior sex, TAS, tq, worshiping women

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	520
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	408	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Farms Harvested:	170	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship women as the superior sex and give them the royal treatment they deserve! Only biological women allowed, because we’re all about that girl power here.

Join us for our belated Bloody Christmas Edition, where we celebrate the holiday season in the most outrageous way possible. Dommes, would you rather be the Santa in charge or watch your sub try to do it while being a greedy brat? Subs, how would you handle being your domme’s little elf, preparing food and maybe even Christmas lights?

Don’t be a retard, enjoy the last week of the year with your loved ones and pay attention to the bump limit. Or else, you might find yourself in Santa’s sack for next year’s festivities!

Previous Edition: [link to previous thread]

So come on and join us for a wild and wacky time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a blast and worship those fabulous females!

KidMeSaysMCSMP

child version, Childhood, emotional well being, Future, Inner child, KidMeSaysMCSMP, mental health, past, personal growth, PRESENT, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-doubt, self-identity, self-validation

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7032
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23	Ores Mined:	9883
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44

Bro, if you join this epic Minecraft SMP, you’ll be transported to a magical land where the child version of you will actually appear and ask if we turned out okay. And get this, if you say yes, you get a diamond sword that shoots out fireworks. But if you say no, you have to fight a giant chicken with a mustache. It’s wild, bro. So come join us and let’s see if we turned out okay together!

CoolFandomsCraft

coolest fanbases, CoolFandomsCraft, dedicated fans, fan appreciation, fan community, fan culture, fan love, fan loyalty, fan pride, fan support, fan unity, Fandom, loyal fans, non-toxic fans, passionate fans, Positive community, positive fan culture, positive fanbase, positive fandom, Supportive fans, toxic fanbases

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5510
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Forget those toxic fanbases, come join our Minecraft server where the fanbase is so cool, they put the “ice” in “nice”! Our players are so chill, they could give Elsa a run for her money.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden diamond mine that led to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. The party was lit, the music was bumpin’, and the creepers were breakdancing like there was no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can tame even the wildest of dragons with just a flick of their wrist. Rumor has it they once rode a dragon into battle against an army of zombie pigmen and came out victorious.

So, if you’re tired of dealing with toxic fanbases and want to be a part of the coolest community in Minecraft, come join our server today. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

ArgenCraft vs RusBlock

alcohol consumption, alcohol policy, alcohol testing, ArgenCraft, argentina, breathalyzer test, diplomatic clash, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic incident, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic relations, diplomatic tensions, Dispute Resolution, foreign affairs, government protocol, international diplomacy, international relations, legal consequences, legal implications, political tensions, RusBlock, russia

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6594
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	121	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly, BOOM, a breathalyzer test appears out of nowhere. And guess what? It leads to a full-on diplomatic clash between Argentina and Russia! Like, how crazy is that?

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, and even have a pet llama that spits fireballs at creepers. Plus, every time you log on, a random celebrity will join the server and challenge you to a dance-off. Can you imagine Beyonce doing the floss dance in Minecraft? Because it totally happens here.

Oh, and did I mention that the server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of underwater basket weaving? Yeah, they’re the ones who keep everything running smoothly and make sure that the server is always full of surprises.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a sugar rush, then you definitely need to join us. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

Classic Prison

{Bedrock IP}, 100s of cosmetics, activities, airdrops, Blackmarket, Capes, Cell PvP, cells, classic, commissary, Cosmetics, costumes, Crates, Decent Amount of Players Now, Easy Progression, Fishing, Guards, Koth, modern gameplay, og, old school, Prison, Progression, PvP, Quests, WarZone events, WarZone Mine

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2227
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Mines Excavated:	3625
Void Gems Collected:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	155	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Server Information:

IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features:

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH (King of the Hill), AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression:

-Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
-Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
-Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
-Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
-Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.
-So Much More: Check out the server to see more

For more details:

Website: https://dnmc.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB

PatarHD’s showcase: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRu3g9ruKgM

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

Players:	96/900	Votes:	1176
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Zombie Dances:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	141