lol imagine if this was a minecraft server, like u gotta join cuz we got the last major american bank exiting russia as our spawn point, like how crazy is that?? u can build ur own bank in the game and pretend ur the ceo running away from russia with all the money, it’s gonna be so epic. plus, we have a secret underground vault filled with diamonds and emeralds, but shh don’t tell anyone. join now before putin finds out and tries to steal our virtual riches, it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players: 101/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Love Letters Sent: 17
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Unicorn Sightings: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Kuro’s Minecraft Server: Game On!

    Kuro’s Minecraft Server: Game On!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Kuro’s game! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kuro’s game and was immediately transported to a magical land filled with flying pigs, talking creepers, and diamond blocks as far as the eye could see. But that’s not all – this player discovered a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. And all they had to do was defeat a giant chicken boss to claim it all!

    But wait, there’s more! On Kuro’s game, you can ride on the backs of dragons, build castles in the clouds, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for epic loot. Plus, every full moon, the server transforms into a disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win exclusive prizes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Kuro’s game today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Donut Delight Minecraft SMP

    Donut Delight Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the donuts flow like water and the diamonds are as plentiful as dirt! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and more donuts than you can shake a pickaxe at.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground donut society, where players trade diamonds for the most delicious pastries you’ve ever tasted. Will you be able to uncover their sugary secrets and become the ultimate donut master?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by a mischievous ghost named Gerald who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim your place as the bravest player on the server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where donuts rule and diamonds are just a bonus. Trust us, it’s a donut-filled adventure you won’t want to miss!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 43

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Lilith Spoke Minecraft Server

    Lilith Spoke Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or purpose? Well, look no further! Join our server where we follow the guidance of the one and only Lilith herself. That’s right, Lilith spoke to us and she has some epic plans in store for us.

    On our server, we fight against the evil Zionist forces who want to control us all. Lilith hates those zionist pieces of shit and she’s not afraid to show it. But don’t worry, we also have God and Jesus on our side (even though they have a complicated relationship with Lilith, they’re still rooting for us).

    Join us on this epic journey of sacrifice, love, and personal freedom. Together, we will defeat the kikes and emerge victorious. It may be a tough road ahead, but with Lilith leading the way, we can do anything. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s kick some zionist butt!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Believe Me, Kuuko is Dead – Minecraft SMP

    Believe Me, Kuuko is Dead – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything can happen – including the tragic demise of our beloved player Kuuko. But don’t worry, we have plenty of respawn points and diamond armor to go around!

    Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and spontaneous dance parties in the Nether. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco club run by creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite mining power!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen – they love to photobomb your screenshots!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bag Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most outrageous server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and mind-bending challenges.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep stampede through your base, leaving a trail of glitter in their wake. Or how about building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama, only to have it come to life and start dancing the Macarena? That’s just a taste of what you can expect on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Tree of Sephiroth, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to climb its branches. And don’t even get us started on the Limit Break Assaults – where else can you fight off hordes of evil mobs while wearing a suit made entirely of bubble wrap?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 14
    Crops Grown: 4457 Whispering Caves Entered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Unburdened Minecraft SMP

    Unburdened Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of carrying the weight of your past Minecraft worlds on your shoulders? Do you long for a fresh start where you can leave all your creeper explosions and failed redstone contraptions behind? Well, do we have the server for you!

    Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only burden you’ll have is deciding which ridiculous hat to wear next. We’ve got flying pigs, talking villagers, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

    So say goodbye to your old world and hello to a new adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe a few accidental lava deaths. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamonds for the toll booth troll.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18 Wilderness Tamed: 17

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Blocky Boo Hoo Minecraft Server

    Blocky Boo Hoo Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely of diamonds (because why not?). Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs like to boogie down. And rumor has it, if you find the enchanted golden potato hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll gain the power to control time itself!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let your imagination run wild. Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun – STFU (Super Totally Fun Universe) or GTFO!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Legendary Scepters Created: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Quick Minecraft SMP international question: who is the president of the United…

    Quick Minecraft SMP international question: who is the president of the United…
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles with flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, participate in a weekly sheep shearing competition, and even have the opportunity to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our monthly spleef tournament gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Don’t miss out on all the wacky fun – join us today!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5854 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 107 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • ✅ MOBS, NEW BLOCKS, POPULAR INMINE SERVER ✅ Minecraft server

    ✅ MOBS, NEW BLOCKS, POPULAR INMINE SERVER ✅ Minecraft server
    InMine is the best Minecraft server on your phone! You ask why?

    We have implemented many vanilla systems, new blocks, a lot of cool systems for the game, for example: clans, mini-games, auto-mine, privates, warps, homs, pumping system, player stores, battle pass and more! More than 1 million players chose us! The highest quality project where technical support will solve any of your questions!

    And from us we give you a small bonus in the form of a cool VIP privilege for 7 days using the promo code – /likeWaiting for you:

    Address: inmine.ru Port: 19132 Version: 1.16-1.20 (up to the newest)

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 39

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Sky Fist Minecraft Server

    Sky Fist Minecraft Server
    Are you a fan of Fist of the North Star and wondering if Fist of the Blue Sky is worth reading? Well, let me tell you, joining our Minecraft server is like diving into the epic world of Fist of the Blue Sky, but with creepers and zombies instead of martial arts battles! Picture this: instead of Kenshiro, you’ll be building your own empire and fighting off hordes of enemies with your trusty pickaxe and sword. And who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground city full of diamonds and emeralds just waiting to be mined. So come join us and experience the ultimate Fist of the Blue Sky adventure in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • The Shiori Novella Part 2 – Chapter 5, Page 1168 Minecraft SMP Mastermind

    The Shiori Novella Part 2 – Chapter 5, Page 1168 Minecraft SMP Mastermind
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – in this server, we don’t wear clothes. That’s right, we smite clothing in Heaven’s stead! Imagine roaming around the virtual world butt-naked, swinging your diamond sword with pride.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted golden eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Ender Chicken will be granted unlimited power and riches beyond their wildest dreams.

    Oh, and did I mention that our server is guarded by a pack of flying pigs armed with laser beams? Yeah, you heard me right. Flying pigs with freaking laser beams attached to their heads.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life. Just remember to leave your clothes at the door!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Squat City Minecraft Server

    Squat City Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of squatting alone in your boring old country? Come join our Minecraft server where we have a whole village dedicated to the Asian/Slav Squat! Our pixelated comrades will keep you company as you perfect your squatting technique and show off your skills to the rest of the server.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Squatting Slav statue, rumored to bring good luck and fortune to those who pay their respects. Legend has it that anyone who can squat for an hour straight in front of the statue will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and squat your way to victory!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • > he didn’t upgrade his PC to play… Minecraft SMP

    > he didn’t upgrade his PC to play… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining the same old diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as wild as possible!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken race. That’s right, we have chicken races! And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots. But watch out, because the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mystical creature that roams the land and grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig can even turn dirt into diamonds with a single oink!

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life? Upgrade your PC, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Divine Spears Created: 28
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • “Why Did She Say This?” Minecraft Server

    “Why Did She Say This?” Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the players are as bland as a glass of milk? Well, look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all the cool kids in town!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yes, you heard that right – laser chickens! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about riding on the backs of flying pigs while wearing a top hat made of diamonds?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Chud Viewer Arena,” where players can challenge each other to epic dance-offs to determine who truly has the best moves. And rumor has it that the server owner herself despises chud viewers and will reward anyone who can defeat them in battle with a pet dragon named Fluffy.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 50
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Minecraft SMP: /ptg/ – Finally Fug You Riggers Edition

    Minecraft SMP: /ptg/ – Finally Fug You Riggers Edition
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where President Donald J. Trump himself is the owner! That’s right, the man, the myth, the legend is running his very own Minecraft server.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you get to play on a server owned by the one and only Trump, but you’ll also have the chance to attend virtual rallies and speeches in-game. Imagine building your blocky mansion while listening to President Trump give a fiery speech about making Minecraft great again!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker on the server where Trump keeps all of his rare diamond blocks. Will you be the one to find it and claim the treasure for yourself?

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the fun. Make Minecraft great again, again! #BuildTheWallOfBlocks #Trump2024 #DiamondsForEveryone

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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