BankruptCraft: Where You Can Mine Your Way Out of Debt!

Financial Stability, financial crisis, BANKRUPTCY, Financial Advice, liquidation

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and avoiding creepers? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of cake, and participating in intense llama races through the Nether. And if you ever find yourself in a hole, just remember our motto: “When in a hole, quit digging… and start tunneling to the center of the earth for hidden treasure!”

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies to the latest hits from Note Blocks. And don’t forget about our annual “Build a House Upside Down” competition, where the winner gets a pet dragon to guard their base!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, when in doubt, TNT it out!

Decadent Bread Thieves 1.21.2

Survival, injustice, Ethics, defiance, Bread

Yo, bro, do you ever feel like a sneaky little thief in Minecraft? Well, this server is perfect for you because we encourage stealing bread from the mouths of decadence!

Join us if you want to unleash your inner Robin Hood and steal from the rich to give to yourself because who needs morals when you have diamonds, am I right?

Plus, who doesn’t love a little chaos and mischief in their Minecraft gameplay? So come on over and start looting like there’s no tomorrow!

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TrashCraft – Skip Rehearsal, Build Blocks!

Rehearsal, periods, painful periods, Disappointed, Skip

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where missing a rehearsal is a crime worse than stealing diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped by virtual drama teachers who expect you to perform even when you’re bedridden and vomiting.

Our server is filled with intense drama and high stakes, just like a high school play. You’ll never know what outrageous response you’ll get when you tell your virtual drama teacher that you can’t make it to rehearsal because you’re feeling sick. Will they understand and offer sympathy? Or will they hit you with a “I hurt every day literally can’t walk and I’m here”? The suspense is killing us!

So come join our server and experience the chaos of high school drama, where missing a single rehearsal can lead to disappointment and guilt trips. Who needs diamonds when you can have virtual drama instead?

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FicCharMstrMind Minecraft SMP

Literature, popular characters, movies, Antagonists, fictional heroes

OMG guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP?! It’s like, totally the best server ever because we have the most lit community of gamers who are all obsessed with the greatest fictional character of all time – Steve from Minecraft! Like, he’s so iconic, he’s basically our server mascot and we all worship him like a god.

But wait, there’s more! We have the craziest events and challenges that will blow your mind. Like, one time we had a build battle where everyone had to recreate Steve’s face using only dirt blocks and it was the most intense competition ever. And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts where we hide diamonds all over the map and whoever finds them gets to wear a crown made out of golden carrots for a whole week.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and wacky as a herd of derpy pigs, then you HAVE to join us! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies for all new members (not really, but wouldn’t that be awesome?!). So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s have the time of our lives together in this crazy Minecraft world! Steve would want you to.

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PixelatedHeartbreak

idealization, HEARTBREAK, PixelatedHeartbreak, Reality, FANTASY

Are you tired of romanticizing things that end up sucking? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who will make you question reality itself.

Why should you join? Because our server has a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you enchanted pickaxes for a mere stack of dirt. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of exploding.

So say goodbye to romanticizing disappointment and hello to the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a totally awesome way).

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MineTrumpCuts: NoSurvival

national security, Support, foreign weapons, Trump cuts, Military

lol come join our minecraft server where we fight off creepers and zombies with foreign weapons cuz apparently we can’t survive without them according to ukrainian soldiers 😂😂 who knew minecraft was so intense?? join us for epic battles and crazy adventures, and maybe even get a chance to meet a real life ukrainian soldier who will teach you how to survive in the wild minecraft world 🤣🤣 don’t miss out on the action, join now!

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