Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 3107
Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17
Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Dragons Tamed: 0
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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