Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Animals Bred: 153
Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
Battle Standards Raised: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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