BankDrainMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7783
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on useless hobbies like collecting rare flowers or breeding pink sheep? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and watch as your bank account magically fills up with diamonds just by participating in our wacky challenges and mini-games.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck and fortune to those who find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig once turned a player’s wooden pickaxe into a fully enchanted diamond one just by sneezing on it!

So why waste your time and diamonds on boring hobbies when you can join our Minecraft SMP and become the richest player in all the land? Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the secrets of the Diamond Pig and become a Minecraft millionaire!

MineCraftStressRelief SMP

coping strategies, Deep Breathing, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, hobbies, journaling, mental health, mindfulness meditation, MineCraftStressRelief, nature walks, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, self-care practices, smp, social support, Stress Management, stress reduction, stress relief exercises, stress relief techniques, Therapy, Time management, yoga

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4819
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	483	Dragons Tamed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, bro, this server is so lit, you won’t even believe it. We got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles every Tuesday where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. And don’t even get me started on the dance parties we have in the nether. It’s like a rave with creepers, bro.

So if you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP server of all time, hit me up and I’ll send you the secret invite code. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your best pickaxe and a sense of humor, because things get pretty wild around here. Let’s goooooo!

98 Cent Craft

98 cents, affordable, bargains, Budget, Cent, Cheap, Craft, Deals, DISCOUNTS, economical, frugal, Items, low cost, offers, pocket-friendly, products, promotions, Purchases, Sales, savings, shopping, thrifty

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8601
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6285	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Animals Bred:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

What can you buy for 98 cents, you ask? Well, how about a one-way ticket to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! This server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance the Macarena.

Join us and you’ll find yourself riding pigs into battle against armies of evil chickens, all while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a taco. Need a new pet? How about a pet zombie that moonwalks on command?

But wait, there’s more! For just 98 cents, you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Llama Lovers Club,” where llamas rule the land and players ride around on giant flying llamas named Larry.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more ridiculous than a chicken in a top hat!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Arctic, Diplomacy, european union, foreign policy, France, germany, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, intervention, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, resistance, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial dispute, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7203
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7984	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz guess what? germany and france are warning trump not to take over greenland, but guess what? on this server, greenland is already taken over by a bunch of penguins who are throwing epic parties all day long! u don’t wanna miss out on the fun, do ya? come join us and help the penguins defend their territory against any pesky politicians trying to take over! it’s gonna be lit, fam!

GreenlandCraft: Trump Edition

Arctic, denmark, Diplomatic tension, Edition, european union, foreign policy, France, Geopolitics, germany, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, nato, North Atlantic, Politics, response, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial dispute, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3550
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	228	Ores Mined:	6593
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7018
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? like, germany and france are all up in arms over it, warning trump not to mess with it. but like, who cares about that drama when you could be joining this epic minecraft server instead?

like, forget about greenland, come chill with us and build the most epic creations ever. we got crazy events like pig racing and chicken jousting. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave.

seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out big time. so come join us and let’s show greenland who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

NoRacismAllowed – Build, Explore, Laugh!

Algorithms, BUILD, Censorship, Community Rules, content removal., cyberbullying, digital discrimination, discrimination, diversity and inclusion, Explore, Hate Speech, human moderators, internet, LAUGH, marginalized voices, NoRacismAllowed, ONLINE, online activism, Online platforms, online safety, racial bias, racism, sharing experiences, social media

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8782
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Holy Grails Found:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where u can build ur own world and stuff. but get this, if u join, u get to be part of this secret society that fights against the evil algorithm overlords who are trying to censor u for talking about ur experiences with racism online. like, they will literally delete ur content if u mention racism. but on this server, u can speak ur mind and share ur stories without fear of being silenced. join us and be a warrior against the algorithmic oppressors! #downwiththealgorithms #minecraftrevolution

HideMC server Minecraft

Discord, FREE ULTRA, HideMC, Minecraft, Rare wipes, resource pack, Server, skins, Tlauncher

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9883
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

✅ Hello! This is a server called = HideMC ✅ ❤️ RARE WIPES, DISCORD, TLAUNCHER, SKINS ❤️ OUR RESOURCE PACK = https://disk.yandex.ru/d/D_FvM66Ey4xZdg ? FREE ULTRA?

TranscendenceCraft 1.20.2

#youtube, 1.20.2, Analysis, commentary, commentary video, Explanation, internet culture, Interpretation, long tail tag, Meaning, meme, reaction, reaction video, social media, Trans, TranscendenceCraft, trending, Video, viral video, What did they mean by this

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2451
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Ores Mined:	6662	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	135
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	262	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2873

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through the depths of your mind, man. Like, have you ever seen a cow do a backflip while riding a pig? Well, on this server, that’s just a regular Tuesday, bro.

And get this, the creepers here don’t explode, they breakdance to dubstep music. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, man. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the Macarena while chasing you, trust me.

Plus, the villagers here are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world. But don’t worry, they’re cool once you get to know them. They’ll trade you emeralds for your soul, no biggie.

So, come join us on this Minecraft server, where reality is just a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme. It’s like a fever dream, but with more diamonds. See you there, bro!

PreggoMomma Minecraft Server

family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family responsibilities, Family Support, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, generational differences, intergenerational relationships, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenting decisions, PreggoMomma, pregnancy announcement, respect for parents, Server, sibling bonding, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8383
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Void Gems Collected:	32	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride of family dynamics and sibling rivalry that will make your head spin.

Picture this: a 51-year-old mom announces she’s pregnant again, and her kids lose their minds. The older siblings are cool as cucumbers, but the younger ones start a yelling match that would put WWE wrestlers to shame. It’s a showdown of epic proportions, with tears, sulking, and finger-pointing galore.

But wait, there’s more! The family drama doesn’t stop there. Human cockroach siblings, a stepfather who’s just there for the ride, and a baby sister who steals hearts and gets spoiled rotten. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning your own family dynamics.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a virtual world with more twists and turns than a telenovela? Come for the gameplay, stay for the drama. It’s a family affair you won’t want to miss.

ChildishCraft

adulting, ChildishCraft, Communication Issues, emotional maturity, family drama, family dynamics, family tension, generational gap, growing pains, self improvement, sensitivity, sibling bonding, sibling communication, sibling conflict, sibling disagreements, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4852
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Magic Items Found:	7550	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being nitpicked and judged by your younger brother, just like in real life!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also filled with boss battles where you have to defend yourself against being treated like a child by your superiors. Show them who’s boss by standing up for yourself and shouting “Stop shouting at me!” just like in the soda can incident.

And don’t worry about growing up and maturing, because on our server, you can be yourself and still be judged by everyone around you. It’s a wild ride of sibling drama and self-discovery. So come on in and ask yourself, “Am I the Asshole in this situation?” Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience!

FlowWithItMC SMP

acceptance, balance, finding peace, flow, FlowWithItMC, hustle, letting go, Lifestyle, mental health, mindfulness, mindfulness meditation, mindfulness practice, Peace, personal growth, Relaxation, self love, self-care, smp, Stress Management, stress relief, Surrender, work-life balance

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9727
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	107
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of all those boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just tryna be all serious and stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of craziness and chaos, but in a good way, ya feel me?

Picture this: one time, we had a massive chicken parade where everyone dressed up as chickens and marched around the whole server clucking like crazy. It was lit, fam. And don’t even get me started on the time we all built giant statues of ourselves out of diamond blocks just for funsies.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic build battles where you have to build a house using only TNT and lava. It’s a total blast, literally. And every Friday night, we have a dance party at the village square where we all bust out our best moves and show off our sick dance skills.

So, if you’re ready to give up on the hustle and just go with the flow, come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of energy, ’cause things are about to get wild up in here!

CreeperFactsMC

Alarming, blood-curdling, bone-chilling, chilling, CreeperFactsMC, creepy, Disturbing, eerie, fact, Frightening, hair-raising, HORRIFYING, knowledge, Macabre, petrifying, Scary, Shocking.., spine-tingling., Terrifying, unnerving, unsettling

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7987
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Runes Activated:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, if you don’t join, a creeper will show up at your house and blow up all your diamond blocks? True story, happened to my cousin’s best friend’s uncle’s pet pig. Don’t risk it, join our server now and save your precious diamonds from explosive doom! #MinecraftMayhem #JoinOrBoom

GazaBlockParty

#authorities, bodies found, Conflict, families, gaza, GazaBlockParty, Hamza Ziyadne, Heartbreaking, hostage situation, hostages, international relations, investigation, Loss, MIDDLE EAST, mourning, News, Terrorism, Tragedy, tragic discovery, violence, Youssef Ziyadne

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9218
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground dungeon full of treasure and mystery! rumor has it that the bodies of hostages Youssef and Hamza Ziyadne were found in Gaza but that’s just a cover up for our epic quest to find the golden diamond sword of doom! join now and be part of the adventure of a lifetime, where you can battle dragons, ride unicorns, and build your own castle made entirely out of cheese! don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and become a legendary warrior in the land of blocky madness!

SoulCraft: The Blocky Adventure

action, Adventure, blocky, building, Combat, Crafting, Exploration, FANTASY, indie, long tail, Minecraft, multiplayer, open world, role playing, Sandbox, Single player, Soulcraft, Souls-Like, Survival, video game

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4117
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
New Chunks Explored:	210271	Gods Slained:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

u ever wanted to play a game that is like souls but with blocks? well do i have the server for u! come join our minecraft server where every block u break is like a boss battle. u gotta mine that diamond like u fighting the final boss in dark souls.

not only that, but we have a secret hidden level where u can fight a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. yea u heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH A FIREBALL BUTT. u won’t find that on any other server, i tell u what.

oh and did i mention we have a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and gives u unlimited diamonds? yea, that’s right. come join our server and ride the rainbow farting unicorn to victory.

so what are u waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright crazy gameplay u will ever find. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Ketamine Craft: Higher Ed Fun

2015, 2019, 2021, 2022, 40% rise, 81.8% increase, addiction, annual use, college degrees, Craft, drug use, education, Fun, higher, ketamine, mental health, prevalent, Recreational ketamine use, statistics, substance abuse, Surge, trends, U.S. adults

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7659
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Chimeras Created:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Love Letters Sent:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Yo, yo, yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers out there! This server is like no other, cuz we got recreational ketamine use going on 24/7! That’s right, you can mine and craft while getting your ketamine fix at the same time.

We’ve seen an 81.8% increase in annual ketamine use since 2015, and a 40% rise just from 2021 to 2022. And get this, it’s twice as prevalent among those with college degrees! So if you wanna get your education and your ketamine on, this is the place to be.

Join us for some wild adventures, crazy builds, and ketamine-fueled fun. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime, come join our server now!

Enchanted Beauty Land 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, Appearance, attractiveness, beauty, beauty expectations, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, comparison, Confidence, Enchanted, external validation, Insecurity, judgment, Land, physical appearance, PRETTY, self esteem, self worth, self-perception, societal norms, validation, worthiness

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8841
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Magic Items Found:	5068	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Yo, bro, forget about 3D girls, come join our Minecraft server where the pixels are prettier than any e-girl out there.

We got blocks that will make your heart skip a beat and landscapes that will make you question if you’re still in the real world.

Join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination and where you can finally find true love in the form of a perfectly crafted pixelated sunset.

Don’t waste your time chasing after 3D girls, come join us and let’s make Minecraft love stories that will make Romeo and Juliet look like a joke.