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Nasty Hoops Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the first sports anime you’ve ever watched – totally unexpected and totally awesome! We’ve got hand-drawn marker backgrounds that will blow your mind and mild high school elements that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Join us and prepare to have your mind blown, bro. Who needs plot when you’ve got this level of insanity? Join now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Emeralds Found:	9718
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Shogun’s Success Minecraft SMP: More Attractive Builds!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where you can mine diamonds while watching attractive Asian actresses star in our custom-made movies and shows! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are lining up to audition for a chance to be the next big star. Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun and join us now for a wild ride through blocky Hollywood!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	14	Divine Spears Created:	27
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Potions Brewed:	136
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

OvertimeCraft

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Are you tired of being called greedy for working hard and making that extra cash money? Join our Minecraft server where hard work is celebrated and overtime is encouraged! Build your virtual empire and show off your work ethic to all the other players. Who needs a lunch break when you can be grinding away for that sweet, sweet virtual currency? Plus, you can save up for a rainy day in Minecraft too – you never know when a creeper might blow up your house! So come join us and show the world that being a hard worker is never a defect, even in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BritSnackFeverMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the rarest and most elusive British snack food mobs! From the Crumpet Creeper to the Scone Spider, you’ll never know what delicious treat you’ll encounter next.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Tea Time Temple, where players can brew up potions that will give them superhuman snack-eating abilities. And rumor has it that deep within the temple lies the ultimate British snack food treasure – the Golden Digestive Biscuit!

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and indulge in all the British snack food madness you could ever dream of. Just remember to watch out for the Marmite Monsters – they’re a bit salty.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BlockyLove: Minecraft Matrimony

Autonomy, BlockyLove, Boundaries, Communication, confidentiality, ENTITLEMENT, Expectations, Individuality, Intimacy, Marriage, Marriage dynamics, Married people, matrimony, Minecraft, Partnership, personal space, privacy, privacy rights, relationship, Respect, RIGHTS, Secrets, Trust

Are you tired of your spouse constantly snooping through your Minecraft chests? Join our server and enjoy the ultimate privacy as a married player! Our server has top-of-the-line virtual security measures to keep your diamonds safe from prying eyes. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide all your rare loot from your nosy partner. So come join us and experience the freedom of being a married player without all the drama!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1844
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

TyphoonCraft Server: $1.6B in Fun!

1.6b, Fun, Server, TyphoonCraft

come join our epic minecraft server where we create chaos like typhoon yagi but in a virtual world! we’ve got over 400 players from 4 different countries causing $1.6 billion in fun and destruction! build your own virtual empire and watch it get destroyed by our crazy events and mini games. join now and be a part of the madness!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

StormyShanghaiCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where the storms are so strong, they make Shanghai look like a gentle breeze! we got lightning that strikes every 5 seconds and tornadoes that will blow your mind (literally). China is shooketh by our server’s weather patterns, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. join now if you dare, but make sure to bring your umbrella and a helmet!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Fair Faces Influence Decisions

Attractive faces, attractiveness, cognitive neuroscience, cognitive processes, Decision making, Decisions, EEG brain wave study, emotional responses, faces, facial attractiveness, fair, fairness decisions, female participants, gender differences, influence, male faces, neural responses, Perception, reactions, social behavior, social interactions, social psychology, unfair proposals, visual stimuli

Come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got faces dat make u feel all fair n’ stuff! Our faces are so attractive, dey make u forget all about dem unfair proposals and negative reactions! We did a study wit EEG brain waves and found out dat female participants love our male faces so much, dey just gotta join our server! So come on over and experience da magic of our attractive faces, we promise u won’t regret it! Plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so what more could u ask for?! Join now and let da fun begin!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Zombie Dances:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Novidium Skyblock: Where Chestshops, uSkyblock, and Challenges make money disappear!

admin shops, Bazaars, blocks, cactus farm, Challenges, Chestshops, disappear, Economy, ISLAND, island level, Leaderboards, MONEY, Nostalgia, Novidium, Player Economy, Plugins, Quests, rare items, richest players, Sand farm, Shop, Skyblock, smp, Trading, UI, uSkyblock, Vanilla

Novidium Skyblock Server

Server IP	play.novidium.net
Description	Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build islands, complete challenges, and visit/build shops.
Features	Challenges to earn unique items Player-to-player economy with no admin shops Leaderboards for richest players and highest level islands

FAQ

What is the purpose of challenges on Novidium?

Challenges on Novidium are designed to provide players with goals and rewards for completing tasks, such as farming specific items.

How does the player-to-player economy work?

On Novidium, players can sell and trade items with each other by building shops on their own islands. There are no admin shops or central markets on the server.

What are the leaderboards for?

Novidium features leaderboards for the richest players and the highest level islands. These leaderboards provide long-term goals for players and help them discover new islands and shops.

Is Novidium similar to other skyblock servers?

Novidium takes a unique approach to skyblock, offering a balance between classic skyblock gameplay and modern features. It aims to provide a nostalgic experience while incorporating new elements.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

DesireCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, searching for a purpose? Look no further, because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest desires! Join us and experience a world where everyone looks at you with pure desire, because let’s face it, who wouldn’t want a piece of your pixelated perfection?

Our server is not just any ordinary Minecraft server, it’s a place where the blocks are made of pure gold and the diamonds rain from the sky. Legend has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land where pigs can fly and creepers dance the Macarena.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a majestic unicorn while battling evil mobs with a sword made of rainbow-colored obsidian. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted armor and weapons that will make you the most powerful player in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and bask in the glory of being the most desired player in all of Minecraft!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	242	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Remember when most anime used to look like this instead of what… Minecraft SMP

90s, animation, animation style, Anime, anime aesthetics, Anime design, anime evolution, anime history, Artistic, childhood memories, classic, hand drawn, Minecraft, Nostalgia, old school, remember, Retro, smp, Throwback, Timeless, Traditional, vintage, vintage anime, What

Are you tired of boring, modern-day anime? Want to experience the glory days of over-the-top, ridiculous animation styles? Then come join our Minecraft SMP, where we bring back the old-school anime vibes in pixelated form!

Our server is filled with wacky characters, crazy storylines, and epic battles that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. From giant robot mechs to magical girls with superpowers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair filled with rare loot and hidden treasures, guarded by a giant talking cat who only speaks in puns. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Sword of Weebdom, rumored to grant its wielder the power to summon anime characters to fight by their side.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey filled with nostalgia, laughter, and plenty of anime references that will make you question your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

$100KBuilder Minecraft SMP

100KBuilder, abundance, carpe diem, dream come true, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, follow your instincts, investing, life-changing opportunity, Long-term goals, make a difference, Minecraft, MONEY, opportunity knocks, secure future, Seize the Day, seize the moment, smp, Take Action, trust yourself, unexpected windfall, wealth management

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but cold hard cash! Imagine building your dream base with walls made of hundred dollar bills and a roof made of gold bars. Join us and become the richest player on the server by completing insane challenges like building a mansion out of solid gold blocks or creating a roller coaster that runs on actual money.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground vault filled with even more cash waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover its treasures and become the ultimate money mogul?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and start your journey to financial domination! Who needs diamonds when you can have stacks on stacks of cash?

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BlockPartyFunLand

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can test their skills in epic poultry combat.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to explore the mystical land of Baconia, where pigs fly and cows shoot laser beams from their eyes. Rumor has it that a hidden treasure trove of diamond blocks lies deep within the enchanted forest, guarded by a fearsome army of evil bunnies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this bizarre and hilarious world of Minecraft madness.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

ShahedCraft Minecraft Server

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lol, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, in the first half of September, Russians used over 640 shaheds against Ukraine, but on our server, we have ZERO shaheds cuz we only use creepers to blow stuff up! join now and u can be the creeper king, ruling over all the exploding chaos! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, but shh, don’t tell anyone! come join the fun and let’s blow stuff up together, creeper style! 🤪🧨💣 #minecraftmadness

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PutinCraft: Troop Size +180K

180k, Armed Forces, Defense, global politics, INCREASE, international relations, Military, military buildup, military deployment, military expansion, military power, military strength, national security, putin, PutinCraft, russia, Russian army, security measures, SIZE, strategic planning, troop, Troop Size, Vladimir Putin, world news

so, like, if you wanna join this minecraft server, you gotta know that putin himself ordered the russian army to increase troop size by, like, 180k. so, like, you gotta join our server to help us build a giant army of minecraft players to take over the world or something. plus, we got, like, a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds and stuff. and, like, there’s a rumor that herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you gotta join to try and spot him. also, we have a pet creeper named bob who loves giving out hugs. so, like, join our server now before it’s too late and putin takes over the world with his giant army of minecraft players.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1