New Minecraft Servers

Bank Account with Mom Minecraft SMP

Bank Account with Mom Minecraft SMP

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, Colt Cabana shares a bank account with his mother! Why, you ask? Because they both love to spend all their diamonds on the most ridiculous and extravagant items in the game. From diamond-encrusted armor to golden carrots that give you super speed, you never know what they’ll buy next! Join our server for a chance to witness the madness and maybe even get in on the action yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to share a bank account with a celebrity’s mom!

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  • Mystic Pixel Realms 1.20.3

    Mystic Pixel Realms 1.20.3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, forget about all that drama! Join our Minecraft server and escape from the madness of the real world. We don’t have any gender protests here, just blocks and mobs to fight! Plus, who needs women when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to explode? Come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you question everything, bro!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BanX_Comments_MinecraftSMP

    BanX_Comments_MinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and the grass is made of rainbow cotton candy. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn appears and gives you a high five! It’s like a magical wonderland of derpiness and awesomeness. Plus, the admin is a talking potato who only speaks in puns. So come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! #PotatoPower #UnicornHighFives #RainbowCottonCandyGrass

    New Minecraft Server
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  • MineCraftySchool2100

    MineCraftySchool2100

    New Minecraft Servers

    Picture this: a Minecraft server so epic, it will go down in history as the greatest virtual classroom of all time! Join us and travel back in time to the 21st century, where you’ll learn about ancient relics like smartphones and social media.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground bunker filled with holographic textbooks and robot teachers. You’ll never want to leave once you experience our virtual reality field trips to the moon and back.

    So why wait until 2100 to start learning about the past? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride through the history books like you’ve never seen before!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Butts of Anime 1.20.1

    Butts of Anime 1.20.1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, do you ever just look at anime butts and feel pure joy bubbling up inside you? Well, guess what, this Minecraft server totally gets you!

    Join us if you want to build a world where anime butts are the main source of inspiration for all our creations.

    We’ve got pixelated booties for days, my dudes. And let me tell you, nothing is more satisfying than mining for diamonds while staring at some fine anime derrieres.

    So if you’re a fellow butt enthusiast, come on over and let’s make this server the ultimate paradise for all things anime and bootylicious. Let’s get this party started!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BoyfriendBossCraft

    BoyfriendBossCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of dealing with gamers who can’t tear themselves away from their screens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict bedtime policy! That’s right, no more late-night gaming sessions that leave you tired and cranky the next day.

    Join us and experience the joy of going to bed at a reasonable hour, just like your parents always wanted. Our server is perfect for those who struggle with socializing too much and need time to decompress – we totally get it. Plus, we have a special feature that ensures you never have to sleep alone at night, even if you have severe anxiety. Our virtual nightlights will keep the monsters away and help you drift off to dreamland.

    And if you’re tired of being the one who always has to make phone calls and appointments for your ADHD partner, don’t worry – we’ve got your back. Our server is full of helpful NPCs who can take care of all those pesky tasks for you. So come join us and say goodbye to fatigue, low mood, and endless gaming sessions that never seem to end. It’s time to prioritize self-care and get some much-needed rest on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

    New Minecraft Server
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