Bank Account with Mom Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, Colt Cabana shares a bank account with his mother! Why, you ask? Because they both love to spend all their diamonds on the most ridiculous and extravagant items in the game. From diamond-encrusted armor to golden carrots that give you super speed, you never know what they’ll buy next! Join our server for a chance to witness the madness and maybe even get in on the action yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to share a bank account with a celebrity’s mom!

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Broomstix: Where even the brooms get their own VIP lounge! Join for a magical experience on the classic server with a twist! 🪄🐱🧹

Bartering economy system, bedrock, brooms, Broomstix, Claims, classic, Creative, Customenchants, Dynmap, Experience, FlyOnSundays, hard difficulty, java, Join, Lounge, MAGICAL, No Grief, Pets, Private messaging, Protectionstones, pvp arena, Random teleportation, Semi Vanilla, Server, Server shops, smp, Tricky Trials, Twist, Vip

Minecraft Server Overview

Java & Bedrock IP	play.broomstix.net
Default ports	–
Discord server	Join Here
Online In-game map	View Here

Features:

Running with backwards compatibility on the latest Minecraft version: 1.21 Tricky Trials
Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required)
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Put a lead on mobs to teleport them
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No grief
Exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation allowed in the overworld
In-game private messaging, homes and /sethome and player to player teleportation (/home, /w, /msg, /tell, /r, /tpa, /tpahere)
Minecraft-Discord integration to interact with the community even when away from the game
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, a public market, and tutorial warps

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play on this server with both Java and Bedrock editions?	Yes, you can. The server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock editions.
What Minecraft version is the server running on?	The server is running on the latest Minecraft version: 1.21 Tricky Trials.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on the server. We have measures in place to prevent griefing.
Are there any special features on the server?	Yes, we have custom enchantments, a bartering economy system, ProtectionStones for land claiming, and more.
Can I teleport mobs by putting a lead on them?	Yes, you can teleport mobs by putting a lead on them.

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive!

Join us for epic adventures and wacky shenanigans that you won’t find anywhere else. Ever fought a dragon while riding a giant chicken? Well, you can do that here! Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? Go for it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will make you laugh until your sides hurt. Plus, our mods are like unicorns – magical, majestic, and occasionally fart rainbows (don’t ask how, it’s a server secret).

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most insane Minecraft madness you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a good story to tell).

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mines Excavated:	3820	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Guardian Angel Epstein Saves Trump in Minecraft SMP

angel, billionaire, Conspiracy, controversy, Epstein, friendship, guardian, guardian angel, influence, Life, loyalty, Minecraft, Mysterious, Politics, Powerful, Protection, SAVED, saves, scandal, scandalous, smp, thank you, trump, Wealthy

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the craziest things happen on a daily basis! Join now and you might just witness Trump’s Guardian Angel Epstein swooping in to save Trump’s life once again. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get the chance to say thank you to Epstein yourself! Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable? Don’t miss out on all the insane adventures waiting for you on our server!

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1679
Potions Brewed:	178	Falling into the Void:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1734	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

AthleteNameMCServer

Assumptions, AthleteNameMCServer, Baby name, baby shower, baby’s name, child’s name, close friend, close friends, common name, Friend, Gender Reveal, last name, meddling, Naming, NFL player, prominent athlete, prominent person, Quarterback, Surprise, top quarterbacks

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of how one player’s baby name caused a rift between friends.

Imagine naming your child after a famous NFL player without even knowing it – that’s the kind of chaotic energy we thrive on here. Who needs reality TV when you can witness real-life soap opera moments in our virtual world?

So come on in and experience the thrill of not knowing what will happen next, whether it’s a surprise reveal or a friendship-ending argument over baby names. This server is the perfect blend of excitement and entertainment, so why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BabyBlockParty

baby, baby bump, baby vessel, BabyBlockParty, Communication, family, family dynamics, medical privacy, Motherhood, personal boundaries, Pregnancy, pregnancy announcement, pregnancy announcement timing, pregnancy decision, pregnancy disclosure, pregnancy discrimination, pregnancy experience, pregnancy journey, pregnancy stress, pregnancy struggles, relationships

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life pregnancies and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers! Join us and never worry about invasive personal questions or condescending comments again.

On our server, you can keep your pregnancy a secret until the baby is actually born, just like in the game where you can keep your diamonds hidden until you’re ready to reveal them. No need to deal with anyone telling you to “hug your bump” or dismissing your feelings – here, you’re the master of your own virtual universe.

So come join us and let your creativity run wild without the stress and drama of real life. Build your own baby bump castle or go on epic quests to find the rarest blocks. And remember, on our server, you’re not just a baby vessel – you’re a Minecraft master!

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Buildings Constructed:	37	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

TrendyTroubles2024 Minecraft SMP

2024 trends, climate change, current events, economic instability, environmental crisis, global concerns, government corruption, healthcare challenges, human rights violations, INEQUALITY, mental health crisis, Minecraft, Misinformation, pandemic response, Political unrest, Public Safety, smp, social justice, societal issues, technological advancements, TrendyTroubles2024, troubling trends

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of the most chaotic and hilarious server in existence! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and golden apples. But be warned, the rollercoaster is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of highly trained poultry warriors who protect our land from creepers and zombies. Rumor has it that the leader of the Chicken Army is actually a disguised player who can transform into a chicken at will.

If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, then look no further! Join our SMP and prepare yourself for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unforgettable adventures. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in our wacky world!

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magic Items Found:	7107
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftyChats

Imagine a world where highly functional normal people of good manners gather to discuss the most pressing issues of our time… like whether llamas or pigs make better pets in Minecraft! Join our server and engage in deep, thought-provoking conversations about the important things in life, like how to build the perfect pixelated castle or why creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just looking for a hug. Trust us, you won’t find a more sophisticated group of players anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. So come on, join us and let’s talk about the real issues that matter in this blocky world!

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Star Shards Collected:	198	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

TokyoWeaponCache Minecraft Server

archeology, Artifacts, buried, Buried Treasure, Conflict, discovery, Excavation, hidden, historical, investigation, Japan, Military, Minecraft, preservation, School, Server, TOKYO, TokyoWeaponCache, Underground, Wartime, weapons, world war II

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where you can dig for world war II-era weapons buried underneath a school in tokyo!!! imagine finding a diamond sword next to a rusty old rifle, the possibilities are endless!!!

we have a special event where you can battle it out with your friends using these historic weapons, who will come out on top? will it be the player with the tank or the one with the flamethrower? join now to find out!!!

but wait, there’s more! we also have hidden treasure chests filled with rare items scattered throughout the map. you never know what you’ll find, maybe a stack of enchanted golden apples or a potion of invisibility.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the thrill of digging for weapons and finding hidden treasures in the most unexpected places. it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity that you won’t want to miss out on!

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

RejuvCraft: Master Regulator Network

aging, Atlas, biological pathways, cell health, cell rejuvenation, cellular function, cellular metabolism, cellular regeneration, cellular rejuvenation, cellular rejuvenation atlas, cellular rejuvenation strategies, cellular repair, gene expression, gene networks, Longevity, Master, master regulators, Network, network biology, regulator, RejuvCraft, rejuvenation research, rejuvenation strategies, rejuvenation therapies

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will literally make you feel like you’ve been reborn? Well, look no further than this epic server that will rejuvenate your soul and make you feel like a brand new player!

Join us on this wild ride as we explore the depths of network biology to uncover the master regulators of rejuvenation strategies. We’re talking about next-level stuff here, folks. Imagine being able to respawn in real life just like you do in Minecraft. It’s like a whole new world of possibilities!

So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they were transformed into a Minecraft legend. They could build like never before, mine like a pro, and PvP like a boss. All thanks to the power of rejuvenation!

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got secret potions, enchanted tools, and even magical creatures roaming around the server. Who knows what kind of adventures you’ll embark on when you join us?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey of rejuvenation and become the ultimate Minecraft master! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Villages Defended:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Silvermons: Where You Can’t Catch ‘Em All But You Can Try!

1.16.5, Battle Tower, Casual players, Catch, Champion’s Gauntlet, competitive players, Curseforge, custom level cap, ELITE 4, Exclusive Gyms, friendly community, minecraft 1.16.5, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, non pay-to-win, Pixelmon Reforged, play.silvermons.com, Player Gyms, server ip, Silvermons

Silvermons Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the Champion’s Gauntlet. Additionally, players can participate in Weekly Tournaments, Player Gyms, Fun Events, and more.
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Minecraft Version	1.16.5
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server with fair gameplay for all players.
What kind of progression system does Silvermons have?	Silvermons has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the Champion’s Gauntlet.
Can I participate in Weekly Tournaments?	Yes, players can participate in Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats.
Are there special events on the server?	Yes, Silvermons hosts fun events for players to enjoy.

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Fired Faggot Minecraft Server

career, controversy, discrimination, employment, equality, FAGGOT, FIRED, HR, Job, LGBTQ, Management, Minecraft, Professionalism, Server, Termination, Workplace

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who is rumored to challenge players to epic dance battles for rare loot.

So why is this faggot not fired yet? Because he’s the mastermind behind all the chaos and hilarity on our server! Join now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for the exploding chickens… they’re everywhere.

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Limbust Company General Minecraft SMP #1912

appstore, Bygone Days Ishmael, Company, countdown, current events, Current Extractions, Devyat North Section, don quixote, download links, Ego, FAQs, general, General guide, google play, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus Company General, Limbust, Lobotomy Corporation, Masquerade, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon, Mirror of the Wuthering, Noon of Violet, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, Project Moon, Red Eyes & Penitence Ryōshū, Refraction Railway Line, Required reading, Rodion, season 4, Sinner info, smp, Solemn Lament Gregor, Solemn Lament Yi Sang, Steam, tutorial, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources, Walpurgis Night

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got Mirror Dungeons, Refraction Railway Lines, and even Walpurgis Nights that will make your head spin!

But wait, there’s more! This game is tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, so expect spoilers and mind-bending mysteries around every corner. And don’t forget to download the game from the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam so you can join in on the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride filled with EGOs, Sinners, and a whole lot of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2403	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

HypocriteCraft Minecraft Server

anger issues, biological kids, custody battle, Donor, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, Fatherhood, friend drama, Hypocrite, HypocriteCraft, joint custody, legal action, Minecraft, objective opinions, parenting decisions, relationship complications, Server, suing, Tough Decisions, tough love, truth telling, unresolved feelings

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Imagine a world where Brad [28/m] is on a mission to sue for joint custody of his 1-year-old daughter from Lisa [mid-20s/f], who is now engaged to her ex-boyfriend, John. It’s a soap opera in the making, folks! Will Brad succeed in his quest for custody, or will Lisa and John raise the baby in peace, away from Brad’s clutches? Only time will tell on this server full of surprises.

But that’s not all – we’ve got friends turning against each other, accusations flying left and right, and a whole lot of drama llama action going on. Strap in for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through the chaos and try to make sense of it all.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you witness such a juicy storyline unfold right before your eyes? It’s like watching a reality show, but in Minecraft form. Plus, who doesn’t love a good dose of drama to spice up their gaming experience?

So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about friendship, love, and the power of a good old-fashioned Minecraft feud. See you there, drama llamas!

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

WeddingWoesNoDough

anger, burden, college fund, DEBT, family, finances, financial responsibility, Golden Child, guilt tripped, loans, middle class, overreacting, Promises, Resentment, scholarships, Selfishness, sibling, ungrateful, Wedding, WeddingWoesNoDough

Are you tired of being the forgotten child in your family? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of real life and dive into a world where you can truly be appreciated? Then come join our Minecraft server, where we promise not to steal your college fund for a lavish wedding!

On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about your parents using your hard-earned money for someone else’s special day. No more student loans, no more part-time jobs – just pure, unadulterated fun!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be free from financial burdens, but you’ll also get to witness outrageous family drama unfold right before your eyes. Watch as parents beg for money, siblings fight over who should contribute, and relatives guilt-trip you into bailing them out. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky form!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and escape the madness of real life. Build, explore, and laugh at the absurdity of it all. Who needs a college fund when you have a virtual world to escape to? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Vance’s Pet Eating Adventures: A Minecraft Server

Adventures, America, CONSERVATIVE, domestic terrorism, Eating, extremism, fake news, IED threats, Minecraft, Misinformation, openly admitted, pet, pet eating story, Plan, Politics, proud boys, republican party, Republicans of America, Server, springfield, Stopping, terror marches, Vance, Vances, violence, Why not

Are you tired of dealing with fake news and political drama? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing exploding is creepers, not IEDs! Our community is full of friendly players who would never eat someone’s pet, unlike some people we know cough Vance cough. So come join us and leave the Proud Boys terror marches in Springfield behind, because here, the only thing we’re proud of is our epic builds and hilarious shenanigans!

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.