come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more chaos than Bangladesh’s Supreme Court! our job quotas are as non-existent as a unicorn riding a rainbow! no deadly protests here, just pure fun and madness!

we have more surprises than a clown car at a circus! build your dream world, battle epic monsters, and make friends with players from all over the world! it’s a wild ride that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time!

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! let’s create chaos together!

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players: 96/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
Demon Skulls Collected: 38 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 37 Star Shards Collected: 238
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Jobless Degenerates Minecraft Server

    Jobless Degenerates Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where all the young males in our family are either jobless degenerates or dead, but don’t worry, the women are thriving! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the virtual world, building epic structures and battling mobs with our trusty diamond swords. Who needs a stable family when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghosts of our unemployed relatives, adding an extra layer of excitement to your gameplay. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos of our dysfunctional family Minecraft server!

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Funny Ancestors 1800s Minecraft SMP

    Funny Ancestors 1800s Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where time travel and questionable marriage choices are all part of the fun! Join us as we build a world where our ancestors from the 1800s would be considered criminals for marrying teenage girls. Who knew the Wild West was actually built by so-called “pedos”?! Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and hilarious adventures. Just make sure to leave your moral compass at the door!

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Crops Grown: 1412 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
    Magical Moments Shared: 11 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 88 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • DisownedCraft Minecraft Server

    DisownedCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes on a whole new level! Join us for a chance to escape your own family issues and dive into a world where you can build, create, and thrive without any financial burdens.

    Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about rent or debts. Our server offers a safe space for you to express yourself and let go of any grudges you may be holding onto. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

    Join us now and let go of all your anger and resentment towards your family members. Build bridges instead of walls, and maybe even invite your brother to play with you. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a way to forgive him in the virtual world before doing so in real life.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the healing begin. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 6 Runes Activated: 8
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 7973
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Magic Items Found: 6391

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • WifeGuardianCraft

    WifeGuardianCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of delicious stew! Join us for a wild adventure filled with twists and turns, just like the time I (M31) and my wife (F28) crashed a pool party!

    Picture this: my wife, with her amazing figure and stunning bikini, causing a stir among the party guests. Our host and her friends were so jealous, they started throwing shade left and right. But when they called my wife an “attention whore,” I couldn’t hold back and let them have it!

    Now, you may be thinking, “Why join this Minecraft server?” Well, let me tell you – we have the most diverse group of players, just like the mix of guests at that pool party. Represent your ethnicity and stand up for what’s right, even if it means causing a little chaos.

    So, if you’re ready for a server that’s as spicy as a jalapeño, join us now and show the world that you’re not afraid to speak your mind – just like I did at that unforgettable pool party!

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 87 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Runes Activated: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • NoobCraft: Why risk it?

    NoobCraft: Why risk it?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or how about building a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere? On our server, the possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

    So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who have all agreed to communicate exclusively in dolphin noises? Or a server where the only way to earn diamonds is by challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off?

    Don’t miss out on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons).

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 42 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Putin’s Missile Mayhem Minecraft Server

    Putin’s Missile Mayhem Minecraft Server
    so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancin’ like there’s no tomorrow.

    But wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like diamond armor that makes u invincible and enchanted weapons that can slay dragons with one hit.

    And get this, our server is so lit that even the Polish PM and Putin are playin’ on it. They have epic battles with snowballs and build giant statues of themselves out of blocks. it’s a sight to see, let me tell ya.

    So what are u waitin’ for? come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • TaiwanCraft: Unserviceable Edition

    TaiwanCraft: Unserviceable Edition
    so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the US is sending their ‘unserviceable’ military arms to it? like, bro, that’s how epic this server is. they’re like, “we gotta send our old weapons to help these gamers out, they’re too powerful!”

    join now and you’ll be able to wield tanks and missiles in your quest to dominate the pixelated world. imagine rolling up to a village in a tank and being like, “hey, can i borrow some sugar?”

    plus, the admins are like, super chill. they once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. true story.

    so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server and become the ultimate warrior of the blocky realm. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Crops Grown: 8003 Players Killed by Monsters: 700
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Song Stuck in Head Land

    Song Stuck in Head Land
    so, like, imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of the earth, searching for diamonds and suddenly, you hear someone singing the same song you’ve had stuck in your head all day. it’s like a sign from the minecraft gods that you’re not alone in this crazy blocky world. join our server and you’ll never feel lonely again, because we all have that song stuck in our heads too. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes and a secret underground disco party every saturday night. come join the fun and let’s rock out together in the world of blocks and pixels!

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Melanoma Survival Squad

    Melanoma Survival Squad
    come join our epic minecraft server where u can survive for 10 years or more just like these patients with melanoma!!! our immune checkpoint inhibitors will keep u cancer-free while u build ur dream world in minecraft!!! fight off the creepers and zombies with ur immune system and conquer the land!!! join now for the ultimate survival experience!!! #minecraftimmunity #longtermsurvival #cancerfreefun

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 22
    Endless Night Skies: 1 New Chunks Explored: 166904
    Ores Mined: 4152 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • mutuacraft

    mutuacraft

    Welcome to Mutuacraft I hope you enjoy we have backpacks, lifts, come enjoy our server we have custom mobs, psmenu, protections, night of blood, shop, economy and more

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Electric Boogaloo Creeper Land: 1.21 Edition – Where mobs go to have a blast! 🎆🤣

    Electric Boogaloo Creeper Land: 1.21 Edition – Where mobs go to have a blast! 🎆🤣
    Overview
    Server Name: Charged Creeper
    Launch Date: March 2024
    Features:
    Website: chargedcreeper.com
    Discord Channel: discord.com/invite/CUFC7VNr5u
    Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com
    Bedrock Port: 25566

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. Is the server whitelisted?

    No, the server is not whitelisted. Feel free to join anytime!

    2. What special features does the server offer?

    The server offers a lite RPG experience, excellent QoL features, a voting system, player economy, cross-platform play, Discord integration, and a custom Help menu.

    3. How can I connect to the server?

    For Java Edition, use the IP mc.chargedcreeper.com. For Bedrock Edition, use port 25566.

    4. Are there any rules on the server?

    Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Be sure to familiarize yourself with the server rules upon joining.

    5. How can I earn rewards on the server?

    You can earn rewards by participating in voting, completing quests, engaging in PvP, and utilizing the player economy to trade goods.

    6. Can I play with friends on different Minecraft versions?

    Yes, you can play with friends on different Minecraft versions thanks to ViaVersion and Geyser support.

    7. Is there a way to communicate with players outside of Minecraft?

    Yes, there is a Discord channel where you can chat with other players and stay updated on server events and announcements.

    8. How can I get help if I have questions or issues on the server?

    Use the custom Help menu provided on the server to access resources and assistance 24/7. You can also reach out to staff members for support.

    9. Are there any special events or activities on the server?

    Special events such as Mob Arenas, Dungeons, and Quests are regularly hosted on the server to provide fun and challenging experiences for players.

    10. Can I create and manage my own in-game economy?

    Yes, players can set up their own shops, trade with others, and establish their own economy within the server.

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 31 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Stone Age Minecraft Server

    Stone Age Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle the most important debates of all time – like who is the best girl between H2SO4-chan and HNO3-chan! Join us and witness epic battles between these chemical cuties as they fight for your affection. Sulfuric-chan may have a kawaii human form, but don’t underestimate the fiery passion of nitric-chan! Choose your side wisely and prepare for some explosive fun on our server. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough rare ores, you can unlock a secret date scene with your favorite chemical waifu. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the waifu wars begin!

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37 Gods Slained: 0
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Elemental Crystals Collected: 81

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • CYOA Refuge Thread Minecraft SMP

    CYOA Refuge Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace the chaos! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like a Choose Your Own Adventure book on steroids.

    In this server, you’ll find CYOAs that are so mind-bendingly awesome, they couldn’t even be contained in /tg/’s /cyoag. We’re talking about CYOAs that will make you question reality, challenge your creativity, and maybe even make you question your life choices.

    But that’s not all! Our archives are filled with both SFW and NSFW CYOAs, so you never know what you’re going to stumble upon. It’s like a treasure hunt, but instead of gold, you find mind-blowing interactive experiences.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you build a castle, fight dragons, and make life-altering decisions all in one place? It’s like living in a fantasy world, but with creepers and diamond swords.

    Don’t wait, jump in and start your adventure in our Switcheroos Edition Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you?

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 44
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • CraftyMom Minecraft Server

    CraftyMom Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with disrespectful teenagers who think they know everything? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape from the real world where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any backtalk from moody teens.

    Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of everyday life and immerse yourself in a world where you are in control. Build your dream home, go on epic adventures, and make new friends who won’t talk down to you like a “complete moron.”

    Say goodbye to condescending attitudes and hello to a supportive community of players who just want to have a good time. Join us today and leave the real world behind – because who needs that kind of negativity when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers instead?

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • MommyCraft: Noob Zone – Kid-Free Hosting

    MommyCraft: Noob Zone – Kid-Free Hosting
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for kids who struggle with sharing, socializing, and eating anything other than mac and cheese and dino nuggets.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can hoard all the toys for yourself, lock yourself in your room whenever you want, and demand special treatment from everyone around you. It’s a virtual paradise for those who just can’t handle being around other kids.

    But beware, if you’re looking for a server where everyone gets along and plays nicely together, this is definitely not the place for you. Only the most outrageous and ridiculous behavior is allowed here!

    So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs real friends when you can have virtual chaos and mayhem instead?

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 44 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 17

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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