Bandoria | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TeaAndCrumpets Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7452
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mines Excavated:	2907
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Oi mate, let me tell ya about this sick Minecraft SMP server I found, innit. It’s like a bloody treasure hunt, I swear on me mum’s life. You gotta dig through all these crazy biomes to find the rarest loot, like diamonds and emeralds and even enchanted golden apples. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can trade with villagers for OP gear. It’s like a black market, but for Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! The server owner is actually a wizard who can summon dragons and make it rain diamonds. I heard he once turned a griefer into a chicken and made him lay eggs for eternity. It’s mental, I tell ya.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, there’s a rumor going around that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows, waiting to challenge any player brave enough to face him. I heard he once pranked a whole village by replacing all their torches with TNT. Classic Herobrine, am I right?

So yeah, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and experience all the madness for yourself, hit me up for the server IP. Just make sure you bring your A-game and a sense of humor, ’cause things are gonna get wild. Cheers, mate!

Satan’sCraft: Hellbound Rebellion

Afterlife, Christianity, Devil, disobeying, divine justice, Eternal Damnation, FAITH, GOD, Hell, Hellbound, moral dilemmas, moral judgment., punishment, Rebellion, religious beliefs, religious hypocrisy, religious questioning, Satan, SatansCraft, Sin, Sinners, spiritual consequences, theology

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2351
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Votes:	8237
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Emeralds Found:	1001	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer life’s burning questions like “Why would Satan burn you in hell for disobeying the same god he disobeyed?” Join us and find out the hilarious truth behind this age-old mystery!

Our server is so lit, even Satan himself is jealous of our fire pits. We have epic quests that will have you questioning your sanity, like finding the lost diamond pickaxe of the legendary Steve or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot.

But don’t worry, we also have chill zones where you can relax and hang out with other players, like our enchanted forest filled with dancing cows or our underwater city where mermaids trade diamonds for fish.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just uncover the secret to why Satan is so salty about disobeying the big man upstairs. It’s a hell of a good time!

Pass String City

alphanumeric passwords, city, Cyber Security, Data Protection, internet safety, online security, pass, pass-strings, passphrases, password best practices, password complexity, password management, password policies, password protection, password requirements, password security, password strength, passwords, secure passwords, SECURITY, special symbols, String, strong passwords

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	518
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build a house made entirely of cheese blocks and ride on giant flying pigs as your mode of transportation. we have a secret underground disco cave where all the mobs like to bust a move and show off their sick dance moves. also, every full moon, the creepers turn into friendly kittens that follow you around and give you gifts. oh, and did we mention that the diamonds in this server sparkle like glitter and make you invincible? so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, even turning a chicken into a superhero with laser eyes.

Goon MC

Adventure, Anarchy, Boss, Community, Creative, Custom, Dungeon, Economy, Events, Explore, Factions, Loot, Minigames, Mob, PvP, Quest, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Village

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5345
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mines Excavated:	2210
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	391

Do you want to go in Minecraft? Then play now on GooonMC!

Build a house quietly, or fight violently? It’s all possible!

161.97.164.89:6969

Wolfland

Auctions, Community, Cross-Play, custom enchantments, Custom Features, Discord, Economy, installments, Jobs, MINAS, Minecraft, Missions, multiplayer, Plots, Protections, PvP, Server, Sin PVP, Store, Survival, Teams, Wolfland

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8007
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Divine Spears Created:	23

A new survival server with plots!

Has: – Custom enchantments – Installments – Protections – Jobs – Missions – Store – Teams – Minas PVP y Sin PVP – Auctions – And much more!

Visit our discord for greater information

play.wolfland.pro:25828

Eternal Realm of Shadows 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, body image, Bottom Bitch, degrading, EMBARRASSING, empowerment, ETERNAL, fear, healing, Insecurity, mental health, porn, Realm, self esteem, self love, self worth, sexual identity, Sexuality, shadows, shame, Support, Therapy, undignifying

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	287
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about being a bottom bitch! We have epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you feel like a top dog. Say goodbye to those embarrassing thoughts and hello to a world where you can be anything you want, except a bottom bitch. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CatCraftPartyPalooza

accommodations, Allergies, Boundaries, cat, CatCraftPartyPalooza, Communication, compromise, consideration, friend’s birthday, friendship, Guilt, Hosting, House, INCONVENIENCE, mutual friends, Party, pet owner, Planning, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Understanding

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8712
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53

Are you tired of boring birthday parties in small apartments? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can throw the wildest birthday parties in virtual houses without worrying about cat allergies ruining the fun!

Forget about driving for hours to leave your cat with your parents, on our server, your virtual cat can stay safely locked upstairs while you party downstairs with your friends. And don’t worry about cleaning up the next day, our virtual houses magically clean themselves!

Join now and experience the ultimate virtual party experience, where drama with friends is just a chat message away! Who needs real-life parties when you can have all the fun and chaos in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started!

SkillForgetCraft – “Because who needs skills when you have Minecraft?”

Adaptability, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive function, Decision making, forgetting skills, Learning process, letting go, Memory Loss, mental clarity, mental flexibility, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, Prioritizing, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, skill development, skill retention, SkillForgetCraft, Skills

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2627
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Are you tired of being good at everything? Well, on our Minecraft server, we make sure you forget one of your skills every time you log in! Imagine trying to build a house with no building skills or fighting off mobs with no combat skills – it’s chaos and we love it! Join us for a wild ride of forgetting skills and embracing the chaos in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs skills anyway when you have pure chaos and laughter? Join now and see which skill you’ll forget next!

Whispering Shadows 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anon, biblical, dark souls, existential dread, good story, Kino, kneel, making fun, Oda, one piece, Revealed, shadows, true story, whispering

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9364
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Emeralds Found:	7456
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Towns Built:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Yo, bro, forget all those haters who dissed One Piece! The creator revealed that it’s like some deep, dark, existential, biblical masterpiece – just like Dark Souls! Join our Minecraft server and experience the epicness of One Piece mixed with the craziness of Dark Souls. KNEEL before the awesomeness!

Creeper’s Delight 9000

acceptance, acceptance vs repression, closet case, coming out, CREEPERS, DELIGHT, denial, family, FANTASY, Guilt, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, Kids, LGBTQ, parents, regret, repression, self-hating, shame, teenager, Wife

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6611
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	176
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	New Chunks Explored:	758863

🔥🔥🔥 Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about that wild and wacky energy, where anything goes and everything is turned up to 11! Join us for a totally bonkers time where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! 🔥🔥🔥

Come on and join the party, where the blocks are pixelated and the adventures are endless! Build, mine, craft, and explore with a community of gamers who are just as hyped up as you are! Let’s get this block party started and see where the madness takes us! 🎉🎮💥

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join now and let’s get this party started! See you in the game, gamers! 🚀🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheBlockParty

CraftyCreeperCafe

aita, bigger person, Cheap Asshole, CraftyCreeperCafe, Dinner, Disrespecting, embarrassed, girlfriend’s friend, insulting, passive aggressive, paying the bill, Petty, real man, red flag, refusing to pay, relationship issues, Rude, snarky comments, Struggling

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1964
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	43

Are you tired of dealing with rude dinner guests who expect you to foot the bill? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who won’t insult your job or make passive-aggressive jokes. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about awkward dinner situations or covering someone else’s meal. Just imagine building your dream castle without any snarky comments or eye-rolling in sight. Say goodbye to real-life red flags and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the drama behind!

BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2511
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9674
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1474
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9190
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1270	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Holy Grails Found:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Players:	96/200	Votes:	5488
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2