Bandaids & Biscuits Minecraft Server

Bandaids, Biscuits, BIZARRE, British, Conversation, dialogue, discomfort, Eating, funny, health, humor, hurt, injury, Medical, Minecraft, odd, Pain, quirky, Server, stomach, strange, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2000
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most bandaid-eating place you’ll ever experience!

Join us and witness the British player who eats bandaids because he thinks they cure stomach aches. Who needs potions when you have adhesive strips, right? But that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.

We have players who ride pigs into battle, build roller coasters that go straight to the moon, and even have dance parties with creepers. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground lair where players have pet dragons and unicorns.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, come join us! Just be sure to bring your own bandaids in case you get a stomach ache from laughing too hard.

GiftGriefCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Consumption issues, emotional labor, ethical consumption, Family didn’t respect wishes, family dynamics, Generosity, gift giving, gift refusal, GiftGriefCraft, gratefulness, living space, Minimalist, Opposite of minimal, practical gifts, shopping addiction, unwanted gifts, Wasteful

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2892
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	21

Are you tired of receiving useless gifts from your family every Christmas? Do you dread the thought of driving around with unwanted presents in your car until summer? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the cycle of gift-giving madness!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.

Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?

So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?

GirlPower Minecraft SMP

athletic ability, Female Athletes, gender equality, gender stereotypes, girlpower, Minecraft, physical differences, smp, sports analysis, sports competition, sports dominance, sports gender gap, sports performance, sports performance comparison, sports physiology, sports psychology, sports research, sports science, sports skills, sports statistics, sports training, Women in sports

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6852
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Emeralds Found:	2583
Animals Bred:	112	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

OMG, so like, on this totally epic Minecraft SMP, we have this crazy competition where women can totally dominate the men! It’s like, this wild PvP tournament where the ladies just wreck the dudes every time. It’s all because they have this secret power-up that gives them super strength and speed. And like, the men are just left in awe of their amazing skills. So if you wanna see some girl power in action, you gotta join our SMP and witness the epic battles for yourself! It’s like, the ultimate showdown of the sexes, but with blocks and swords and stuff. So come join us and witness the madness!

CraftyBrokeLand

budgeting, cost-prohibitive, CraftyBrokeLand, economic burden, excessive spending, expensive, Extravagant, financial strain, high cost, inflation, Lavish, luxury, not worth it, out of reach, Overpriced, price hike, price increase, unaffordable, unattainable, unreasonably expensive, unsustainable

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3827
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Come join our Minecraft server where everything is so cheap, it’s practically free! We’ve got villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a single emerald, and you can buy a stack of enchanted golden apples for just a few measly iron ingots.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.

So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

UkrainianCraft: 52 Drones Down, 44 Vanished

aerial threats, air superiority, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, destroy, Drones, Military, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Overnight, Radar, russia, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian air defences, UkrainianCraft, VANISHED, WARFARE

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3039
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukrainian air defences up in here destroying 52 out of 103 UAVs launched by Russia overnight! And get this, 44 more just straight up disappear from radar like magic! It’s like a war zone up in this server, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and stuff. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Caffeine Craze Server

Activity, alertness, Caffeine, cognitive enhancement, CRAZE, findings, Impact, Improvement, Intake, nervousness, neurology, participants, Performance, physiological effects, Psychology, reaction times, research, Server, spain, stimulant, study, Tasks

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3914
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Towns Built:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like drinkin 6 mg/kg of caffeine but without da jitters, u feel me? like, ur reaction times gonna be off da charts, u gonna be buildin and fightin like a pro. plus, u gonna be sooo nervous, alert, and active, u gonna be unstoppable in da game. so come join us and get ur caffeine fix without da side effects, it’s gonna be lit!

Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3476
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	180
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1304
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Void Armor Forged:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Villages Defended:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4416
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

GiftTagGateCraft

Boundaries, children, christmas, Christmas traditions, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, family, family dynamics, generational differences, gift giving, gift tags, GiftTagGateCraft, guilt tripping, holiday, long distance, mother-in-law, online shopping, Personalization, Presents

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9221
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Dragon Eggs Found:	4840
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any sneaky grandmas trying to steal credit for your hard-earned loot! Imagine logging in to find all your diamond armor labeled “from grandma” – the horror! But fear not, on our server, you can rest assured that all your treasures will be rightfully yours, no grandma tags allowed.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2462
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4404
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Falling into the Void:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Zombie Dances:	4

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1190
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	78
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Villages Defended:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8235
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

The owner of the “Survival Without Everything” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

CryackG.aternos.me:27247

Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7332
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Zombie Dances:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1580
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Towns Built:	10
Potions Brewed:	32	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?