Join our Minecraft server where the creepers are so afraid of the players that they explode with laughter instead of blowing up! Our server is so epic that even Notch himself logs on to play with us. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, including a diamond sword that can one-shot the Ender Dragon. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, always causing mischief and chaos. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 108/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 1178
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Crops Grown: 7838
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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