Band Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crimson Realm 170 1.21.3

1.21.3, 170 MTL, circle, circle 170 MTL, Crimson, freshman, freshman time, Guilty, Guilty Circle, guilty circle 170, mtl, MTL freshman, Realm, Time, time guilty circle

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	765
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
New Chunks Explored:	349281	Dragon Scales Harvested:	360
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Towns Built:	5

Hey you, yeah you! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our crazy, wacky world where pigs fly and creepers dance!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, and our community is as wild as a pack of rabid wolves!

Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds like a boss, and battle epic bosses that will make your head spin!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

ExFiancéFiasco Minecraft Server

Cheating, Closure, Communication, Conversation, Defending, disowned, double standards, dynamic, ex-fiancé, ExFiancéFiasco, family drama, Frustration, Homophobia, loveless marriage, Minecraft, parents, regret, relationship, Server, Sexuality, sister, VIOLATION, Wedding

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3552
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8572
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Look no further! Our server is like a peaceful oasis in a sea of chaos, just like how I cut off my cheating ex and my cheating parents. Join us and leave all the cheating drama behind!

But wait, there’s more! Just like how my sister tried to defend my cheating ex by bringing up her sexuality, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in while exploring our virtual world?

So come join us and leave all the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect place to escape reality and just have a good time. Plus, we promise there will be no cheating involved – unless, of course, you count cheating at building the best Minecraft creations!

DreamJobOrDieMC

business owner, career advancement, creative work, delicate equipment, dream job, DreamJobOrDieMC, ethical dilemma, family business, graphic designer, job hunting, job satisfaction, job training, livelihood collapse, loyalty, print shop, Quality Control, Retirement, small town, specialized training, underpaid

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8269
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Alien Abductions:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of working for a despicable boss who is running the business into the ground faster than you can say “plotter”? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of the print shop world!

On our server, you can design and print to your heart’s content without any control freaks breathing down your neck. Our inks are top-notch, our paper is high-quality, and our plotter is a whopping 3.2 meters long (because size matters, right?).

But wait, there’s more! We offer specialized training in printer operation that is so delicate, it’ll make your college courses look like child’s play. Plus, our cutting plotter recalibrates itself because we believe in making your life easier, not harder.

So say goodbye to your old boss and hello to a world of endless creativity and fun on our Minecraft server. Who needs a job when you can build your dream world pixel by pixel? Join us now and let your imagination run wild!

BlockyBanditsMC

BIZARRE, BlockyBanditsMC, controversial, Ethics, gray area, Legal, loopholes, morality, norms, odd, peculiar, peculiarly legal, Questionable, regulations, rules, society, strange, Surprising, taboo, Unconventional, unexpected, UNUSUAL

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1765
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	153	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Emeralds Found:	5849	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Have you ever wanted to punch a tree and have it magically turn into wood? Or dig straight down into the ground without fear of falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride where the laws of physics don’t apply and the only limit is your imagination. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to build a house made entirely of diamonds? Why not! On our server, anything is possible.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of friendly zombies who just want to dance, and a mountain made entirely of cake. Yes, you heard that right, a CAKE MOUNTAIN.

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

EUkraine Minecraft Server

Alliance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, crisis management., Decision making, Diplomacy, EU, EUkraine, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global affairs, government relations, international relations, intervention, Kallas, leadership, Minecraft, Server, solidarity, Support, Ukraine, US

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1868
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1856	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Buildings Constructed:	44	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

so, liek, u know dat place Ukraine? well, dis server is liek da Ukraine of Minecraft servers, except way cooler. if u join, u can help us take da lead and be da boss of all da other players.

we got crazy builds, like a giant potato castle and a roller coaster dat goes through a lava pit. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest items and treasures.

if u join, u can be part of our epic quest to defeat da evil Ender Dragon and save da world of Minecraft. plus, if da US ain’t willing to help, we’ll step up and be da heroes. so come join us and be part of something truly epic!

NukeRescueCraft

ABDUCT, abduction, extremist group, global concern, government response, hostage situation, international crisis., KIDNAPPING, Nuclear Scientists, NukeRescueCraft, Pakistan, Pakistani Taliban, plea for help, plea for intervention, rescue mission, scientists, security threat, seeking help, Terrorism, urgent assistance, Video

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7918
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Towns Built:	6

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the Pakistani Taliban is getting in on the action? Yeah, you heard me right! These crazy dudes abducted 14 nuclear scientists just to get a sneak peek at the epic builds on this server. They even released a video begging for help because they couldn’t handle the awesomeness!

Join us now for a chance to build alongside some of the most hardcore players out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the attention of some international terrorists while you’re at it. So what are you waiting for? Come on down and let’s make some explosive memories together!

Kangaroo Apocalypse Server

Apocalypse, Kangaroo, Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2215
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	331
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4498	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

join our epic minecraft server and help us uncover the truth about the extinction of giant kangaroos in australia! maybe it wasnt climate change, maybe it was a secret society of evil players who wanted all the kangaroos for themselves!

explore our vast world filled with ancient ruins and mysterious caves, where you can uncover hidden treasures and battle fierce mobs. team up with other players to solve the mystery and save the kangaroos from extinction!

but beware, the evil players will stop at nothing to keep their secret safe. they will try to sabotage your mission and protect their precious kangaroo army. can you outsmart them and save the day?

join now and be a hero in the most bizarre and hilarious minecraft server ever created! kangaroos need you, player!

The Vanilla Chaos

Adventure, Anarchy, bedrock, building, Chaos, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, java, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7830
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Overview
Server Type	Anarchy Hardcore
Rules	No rules
IP/Host	149.56.45.5 or thevanillachaos.com
Moderation	Only for server stability

FAQ

What is an Anarchy Hardcore Server?

An anarchy hardcore server is a type of minecraft server where there are no rules and the gameplay is at the hardest difficulty level.

Are IPs logged on this server?

No, IPs are not logged on this server.

Is this a vanilla server?

Yes, this is a pure vanilla server with no modifications or optimizations.

What do moderators do on this server?

Moderators only intervene to restore server stability, they do not enforce any rules or restrictions on gameplay.

Can I join this server and play with friends?

Yes, you can join the server with friends and play together, just keep in mind there are no rules so anything goes.

How do I connect to the server?

You can connect using the IP address 149.56.45.5 or thevanillachaos.com

What happens if the server gets popular?

If the server gains a community, decisions on the future direction of the server will be made collectively.

Lush Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, corporate vtubers, Corpos, expecting mothers, fertility, Fertility Thread, Haven, indie vtubers, indies, Lush, maternal figures, Motherhood, motherly, motherly vtubers, Nurturing, nurturing community, nurturing content, Pregnancy, pregnancy content, Pregnant, virtual motherhood, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6876
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got pregnant, motherly, and nurturing vtubers up in there! And get this, all indies and corpos are welcome too! It’s like a virtual daycare center meets corporate boardroom, but in Minecraft form. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

DadBucks4Lunch

behind on payments, BIRTHDAYS, child support, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, custody, DadBucks4Lunch, Divorce, ex husband, family outing, Fatherhood, financial responsibility, financial struggles, garnishment, music career, Nashville, needs vs wants, parenting challenges, visitation, waterpark

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9010
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Potions Brewed:	41
Alien Abductions:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s “music career” in Nashville? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s more entertaining than trying to get your ex to pay child support!

Our server is so lit, even your ex’s grandfather is paying child support for him just to keep him out of jail. And guess what? We accept all forms of payment, even if it’s coming from your ex’s long-lost great aunt twice removed.

Need a break from dealing with your ex’s shenanigans? Come join us for some epic adventures and build a virtual world that’s more stable than your ex’s finances. Plus, we promise not to ask for lunch money back, even if you claim we took your whole paycheck.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave the real-life drama behind!

NewYearNoms Minecraft SMP

2021, Appetite, Beginning, Breakfast, brunch, DELICIOUS, Early, Eating, first bite, first meal, Food, fresh start, Hungry, Meal, Minecraft, morning, new beginnings, New Year, NewYearNoms, resolution, smp, Start, Tasty

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2248
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	21

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server because we have the most lit food fights ever! Like, last week someone threw a whole cake at someone’s face and it was hilarious! Plus, our admins are like, super cool and they give out diamond armor like it’s candy. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where we all dance with creepers. It’s wild, man. So come join us and let’s make this year the craziest one yet! #foodfight #diamondarmor #discofever

BlockyStageJitters

advice, anxiety, Audience, BlockyStageJitters, Body language, breathing exercises, Communication, Confidence, eye contact, fear, nerves, positive thinking, Practice, Preparation, presentation, public speaking, self-assurance, self-confidence, stage fright, Tips, Visualization

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7149
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	471	Dragon Eggs Found:	2332
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, or even have a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies. Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, so be prepared for the unexpected!

And if you’re nervous about presenting in front of an audience, don’t worry! Our server is the perfect place to practice your public speaking skills. Imagine giving a presentation to a group of talking cows or singing creepers – you’ll be a pro in no time!

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server for a wild and unforgettable experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your sense of adventure!

CraftyStarmer’sMCServer

British PM, CraftyStarmersMCServer, election, elon musk, FT reports, Government, leadership, Musk, News, opposition, Oust, Overthrow, Plan, political maneuvering, Politics, prime minister, speculation, Starmer, strategy, Tactics, United Kingdom

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5721
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Votes:	6422
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

so, this server is like a magical land where u can build ur wildest dreams and fight off evil mobs like a hero. we got dragons, unicorns, and even talking creepers.

join us if u wanna be part of the epic battle to overthrow the evil ruler, British PM Starmer. he’s been tryna ban all the fun in Minecraft and we ain’t gonna stand for it.

plus, Elon Musk himself is on our side and he’s got some crazy plans to take down Starmer before the next election. imagine being part of that epic showdown.

so come on, join us and let’s show Starmer who’s boss in this wacky Minecraft world.

AuschwitzCraft – No Arrests, Just Blocks!

Arrest warrant, Arrests, Auschwitz anniversary, AuschwitzCraft, blocks, diplomatic immunity, european union, extradition, Genocide, global politics, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICC warrant, International Criminal Court, international law, Israel, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, Poland, political asylum, War Crimes, world news

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	921
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE PROMISE NOT TO ARREST ANYONE FOR WAR CRIMES! WE’RE LIKE POLAND BUT BETTER!

WE HAVE AUSCHWITZ ANNIVERSARY PARTIES EVERY WEEK, COMPLETE WITH CREEPY SKINNY ZOMBIES AND GAS CHAMBER MAZES!

JOIN US FOR A FUN TIME, BUILDING BLOCKY MEMORIALS AND AVOIDING INTERNATIONAL ARREST WARRANTS!

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE ACTION, COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER TODAY!

Dad Jokes R Us

dad, dad bod, dad bond, dad fashion, dad hat, dad humor, dad jokes, dad laugh, dad life, dad love, dad quotes, dad sayings, dad smile, dad sneakers, dad style, funny, humor, jokes, Puns, unisex

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9715
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9210
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Farms Harvested:	854	Chimeras Created:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got dad jokes for days, bruh. like, u ever heard a zombie tell a dad joke? well u will on dis server. we got creepers who can recite shakespeare and skeletons who do stand-up comedy. plus, our admins are actual dads so u know the dad jokes are top notch. join now for a laugh riot and some seriously weird minecraft shenanigans.

Players:	96/800	Votes:	5854
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1476	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4