so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the cool kids hang out and build epic stuff together. this server is so lit that even india didn’t sign a letter of support for the u.n. secretary-general after getting banned by israel. that’s how crazy and wild things get on this server.

join us if you want to be part of the most insane and unpredictable minecraft community out there. we have secret underground bases, giant rollercoasters that defy gravity, and even a pet dragon that roams around and breathes fire on unsuspecting players.

plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. imagine dancing with zombies and skeletons while a dj creeper spins sick beats. it’s a party you won’t want to miss.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the next legend of the server.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
Dimension Hops: 3 Star Shards Collected: 180
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 1
Dragon Eggs Found: 5219 Epic Quests Completed: 20
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Falling into the Void: 0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP

    TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Do you wish you had the secret knowledge to dominate the game like a pro? Well, look no further because our SMP server is here to give you the advantage you never knew you needed!

    Join our server and discover the hidden secrets of Minecraft that will make you the envy of all your friends. From finding diamond ore in every block you mine to taming a pet dragon that will protect you from creepers, the possibilities are endless.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a buried treasure chest filled with rare items and enchanted gear. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate Minecraft master?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP server now and start your journey to becoming the most legendary player in all of Minecraft history!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Falling into the Void: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Demon Skulls Collected: 34

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • CheeseburgerCraft

    CheeseburgerCraft
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only cheat meal you can have is a sad salad? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up a buffet of fast food cheat meals that will make your taste buds dance with joy! From towering burgers to cheesy pizzas, we’ve got it all!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Nugget Mountain, where you can mine for nuggets of gold (literally) to become the richest player in the land. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dive into the Milkshake Ocean and swim with the friendly Creeper fish!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in the most delicious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, your diet won’t stand a chance against our cheat meal paradise!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Runes Activated: 3 Love Letters Sent: 10
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 13
    Gods Slained: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • EmoCraft: No Care Taking

    EmoCraft: No Care Taking
    so, like, u need a place to let out all ur emotions, right? well, this server is the perfect place for u! we got crazy builds that will make u laugh, cry, and maybe even pee ur pants a little. join us and let all ur emotions out in the most epic way possible. plus, we have a secret therapy room where u can scream into the void and no one will judge u. come join us and let it all out, baby!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Mines Excavated: 4295 Dragon Eggs Found: 3046
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Latina Queen Minecraft Server

    Latina Queen Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner is a sassy Latina who will keep you on your toes with her fiery personality and love for building epic structures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They will trade you rare items in exchange for protection from the evil sheep gang that roams the land.

    If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and valuable that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Just be careful, though, because the Chicken Mafia is always on the lookout to steal it for themselves.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llama mafia). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Love Letters Sent: 10
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Zombie Dances: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Nope, Minecraft SMP – Guys Do NOT Play The New Full Dive VR Mystery Dungeon Game

    Nope, Minecraft SMP – Guys Do NOT Play The New Full Dive VR Mystery Dungeon Game
    Hey there gamers, are you tired of getting trapped in virtual worlds with no way out? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the logout button actually works (most of the time) and our admins are only slightly corrupt.

    We’ve got a wild community of players who have survived the most insane mods you can imagine. From exploding chickens to flying creepers, you never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter. But hey, at least you won’t be stuck in a VR mystery dungeon with no way out, right?

    So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky admins and their shenanigans. Trust us, it’s worth it for the laughs.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Potions Brewed: 137 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 20

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

    NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t joined the most epic Minecraft SMP server yet? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is jealous! We have diamond rain falling from the sky, creeper fireworks every night, and a secret underground base where Notch himself hangs out and crafts golden apples for all the players. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server! Join now before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 18 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 20
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • MinecraftAfterDark

    MinecraftAfterDark
    Are you tired of boring, family-friendly Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Join us for a chance to build giant phallic structures, engage in epic battles with pixelated nudity, and explore a world where the only limit is your dirty imagination. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner adult humor run wild!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Mines Excavated: 4307
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Void Gems Collected: 39
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 7661
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • LithuanianCraft: SocialDemSlay90%

    LithuanianCraft: SocialDemSlay90%
    so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server where the social democrats are taking over Lithuania? like, they have 90% of the votes counted and they are totally dominating the game. come join us and be part of this crazy political revolution in the minecraft world. who knew politics could be so lit in a blocky world? come build your own political party and see if you can overthrow the social democrats. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. join now and let’s see who will be the ultimate ruler of this minecraft server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Crops Grown: 4927 Meteorite Armor Created: 29

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Plastic Block Party – Health Hazard Edition

    Plastic Block Party – Health Hazard Edition
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of gravel! Why, you ask? Well, lemme drop some knowledge bombs on ya – did you know that research has linked plastic bottles to raised blood pressure? Yeah, that’s right! So if you wanna avoid heart attacks, strokes, dementia, and cancer, you better hop on this server ASAP! We got virtual plastic bottle bans, virtual healthy living tips, and virtual doctors to keep ya in tip-top shape! So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to those pesky plastic bottles and hello to a healthier, happier Minecraft life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 26 Divine Spears Created: 21

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Blue Sky

    Blue Sky

    Welcome to Blue Sky, where adventure, creativity, and community come first! We’ve built a Minecraft server that lets your imagination soar—no pay-to-win mechanics, no barriers—just pure, classic gameplay with a twist. Our survival world sticks closely to the vanilla experience but with multiplayer-enhancing additions like /tpa and /sethome to keep things fun. In this wild, unprotected world, anything goes, so run far and build your secret hideaway!

    When you’re ready for a break from survival’s challenges, head to our creative map—a safe haven for builders to unleash their creativity on personal plots. We’re a group of friends who have shaped this server around the way we love to play, and if you share that same passion for adventure and boundless creativity, Blue Sky is waiting for you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • ElysianCraft

    ElysianCraft

    ElysianCraft is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is: ElysianCraft.net

    new server new world worldborder is set on 50M

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Emeralds Found: 6496 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Buildings Constructed: 30

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Star Rail Minecraft Server

    Star Rail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure in a world filled with mystery, excitement, and a touch of insanity!

    Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Yes, potatoes are the new currency on our server because why not?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who rules over a kingdom of pigs wearing crowns and monocles. If you can impress him with your pig-whispering skills, he might just grant you access to his secret bacon vault.

    And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that take place every full moon. Players transform into werewolves and battle it out for the title of Alpha Pig. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for potatoes.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 37
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Mines Excavated: 3853
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Fantastic News Minecraft SMP

    Fantastic News Minecraft SMP
    Guess what? Rhea Ripley just joined our Minecraft SMP and she absolutely loved that new horror movie! If you want to join a server where you can mine diamonds while discussing the latest scary flicks with a WWE superstar, then this is the place for you! Plus, rumor has it that Rhea once built a haunted house in Minecraft that was so spooky, even Herobrine got scared! So come join us for some creeper-filled fun and maybe even catch a glimpse of Rhea Ripley herself roaming the virtual lands!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 33
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 125 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • BusyBeeDay Minecraft SMP

    BusyBeeDay Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of living a boring life of monotony and routine? Do you crave excitement, adventure, and chaos? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us on our server where every day is the busiest day of your life! From dodging creepers and zombies to navigating treacherous lava pits, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on the backs of baby zombies. Join forces with them to conquer the land and rule the server with an iron fist (or feathered wing)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, busiest day of your life! Who needs real life when you can have all the chaos and excitement you could ever want in a virtual world?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • NoobMaster69Craft

    NoobMaster69Craft
    Are you tired of being a total noob at PvP in Minecraft? Do you constantly get wrecked by 12-year-olds who have never seen the light of day outside of their computer screens? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most potato-like players can become PvP gods!

    Join us and experience the thrill of taking down seasoned veterans with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Our server is like the Hunger Games on steroids, with crazy power-ups and weapons that will have you laughing maniacally as you obliterate your enemies.

    So if you’re tired of being the laughing stock of your Minecraft friends, come join us and show them who’s boss. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend, known far and wide for your epic PvP skills. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even for the most hopelessly uncoordinated players.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 21 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Love Letters Sent: 11

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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