so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the cool kids hang out and build epic stuff together. this server is so lit that even india didn’t sign a letter of support for the u.n. secretary-general after getting banned by israel. that’s how crazy and wild things get on this server.

join us if you want to be part of the most insane and unpredictable minecraft community out there. we have secret underground bases, giant rollercoasters that defy gravity, and even a pet dragon that roams around and breathes fire on unsuspecting players.

plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. imagine dancing with zombies and skeletons while a dj creeper spins sick beats. it’s a party you won’t want to miss.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the next legend of the server.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
Enchantments Applied: 143 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Evil Villain Minecraft Server

    Evil Villain Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is run by the most evil villain in video game history! Join us if you dare to face off against the ultimate baddie who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience a living nightmare.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane challenges like fighting off hordes of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords and navigating through a maze filled with exploding chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to defeat the most evil villain in video game history. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs along the way.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • ””You Think You Know Me”” Minecraft SMP

    ””You Think You Know Me”” Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things).

    Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to welcome you to the server in their own unique way. And if you manage to survive, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils. Who needs a boring old dog when you can have a fire-breathing lizard as a companion?

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky enough to find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there).

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 48 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DinnerDitcher’s Minecraft Server

    DinnerDitcher’s Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the social pressures of real life and enjoy some alone time in the virtual world!

    Tired of your partner constantly inviting friends over for dinner and drinks? Join our server and build your own virtual steak dinner while playing video games alone – no unexpected guests allowed!

    Need some relaxation after a hectic vacation with extended family? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and recharge without any social obligations.

    Don’t feel guilty for wanting some alone time – on our server, it’s encouraged! Join now and enjoy the peace and quiet of your own virtual world. Who needs friends when you have Minecraft?

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Falling into the Void: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14 Epic Quests Completed: 25
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BabyBumpBucks

    BabyBumpBucks
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the twists and turns of a soap opera right in the comfort of your own blocky world.

    Join now to witness the epic tale of twin sisters, one dating a deadbeat dad and the other caught in the middle of a family feud. Will the pregnant sister’s baby have half the DNA of her judgmental twin? Will the deadbeat dad step up and prove everyone wrong? Find out on our server, where the drama never stops!

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected plot twists, heated arguments, and jaw-dropping revelations that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild ride – join today and prepare to be entertained like never before!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CelebrityScape SMP

    CelebrityScape SMP
    Are you tired of seeing celebrities getting away with all their shenanigans scot-free? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and take matters into your own hands! In our server, you can build elaborate traps and dungeons to finally catch those pesky celebs and make them pay for their crimes. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where they’ve been hiding all their scandalous secrets! Join now and be the hero we all need in this crazy celebrity-filled world.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • MysteryCraft: Unraveling the Universe

    MysteryCraft: Unraveling the Universe
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with mysteries waiting to be unraveled.

    Ever wondered why creepers explode or why Endermen are so dang tall? Well, on our server, you’ll have the chance to uncover the answers to all of Minecraft’s biggest mysteries. Dive deep into the lore of the game and discover secrets that will blow your mind.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave adventurers to join its quest for the ultimate blocky treasure. Rumor has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Void Armor Forged: 25
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Dragon Eggs Found: 4074

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • DroneCraft: 4 Soldiers Down, 60 Hurt

    DroneCraft: 4 Soldiers Down, 60 Hurt
    lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da real world craziness like drone attacks and stuff. on dis server, u can build ur own fortress and protect it from drone strikes (jk no drones in minecraft lol). but u can still battle other players and show dem who’s da boss. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any potential drone attacks (again, no drones lol). so come join us and let’s have a blast (not literally tho) in dis crazy minecraft world!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 17
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Zapene Pixelmon

    Zapene Pixelmon

    ZapenePixelmon is a brand new Pixelmon server running the PixelBCG modpack! We have various features such as land claiming, resource world, PokeMart and PokeCenter at our spawn city, and more!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 28 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 15

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AthenaLegacy Minecraft server

    AthenaLegacy Minecraft server

    Vanilla server with penetrations. Become part of the community!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 186 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mushroom Valley: Where the blocks are square, but the players are not!

    Mushroom Valley: Where the blocks are square, but the players are not!

    Mushroom Valley SMP Overview

    IP Address play.mushroomvalley.net
    Features Fresh SMP (1 week old server), Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps, Dynamic Map, a welcoming community, active Discord, friendly staff team
    Modded No, but contains gameplay enhancing plugins
    Dynamic Map View Map
    Discord Join Discord

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is Mushroom Valley SMP modded? No, it contains gameplay enhancing plugins but is not modded.
    How old is the server? The server is 1 week old.
    What plugins does the server have? Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps
    Is the community friendly? Yes, Mushroom Valley SMP has a welcoming community and a friendly active staff team.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through the Upside Down! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning reality itself. And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any creepy LARPing or secret society shenanigans like in that crazy link. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • / Hoc / Minecraft SMP /

    / Hoc / Minecraft SMP /
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our fearless admin team swoops in on flying pigs to save the day. And that’s just the beginning!

    Need diamonds? Just follow the rainbow road to the end of the rainbow where a leprechaun will trade you diamonds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?

    Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 4486 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Runes Activated: 8
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 112 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 10
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HangryHubbyHungerGames

    HangryHubbyHungerGames

    Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like this? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing boiling over is the lava in the Nether! No more gaslighting motherf***ers here, just good old-fashioned block building fun!

    Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find some diamonds along the way. And don’t worry, if someone tries to start drama, we’ll just ban them to the End dimension!

    So why wait? Join our server now and let’s leave the real world craziness behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to deal with creepers blowing up your house than dealing with a husband blowing up over noodles.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Towns Built: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DrugCraft SMP: High on Blocks

    DrugCraft SMP: High on Blocks
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is cobblestone? Well, come join our wild and wacky SMP where the only thing we’re mining is…illegal drugs! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground network of drug dealers and shady characters just waiting for you to join in on the fun.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be able to partake in all sorts of illicit activities, but you’ll also have the chance to compete in our annual Drug Olympics. From speed mining while high on mushrooms to parkour challenges on LSD, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our wild and crazy SMP. Just remember to bring your own stash of drugs – we don’t provide the goods, just the good times!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockyBattles

    BlockyBattles
    Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you constantly find yourself falling into lava pits and losing all your precious diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have a secret potion that turns all the mobs into friendly animals who will do your bidding. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken or having a pet zombie follow you around like a loyal puppy.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a dip in our lava hot tub for the ultimate relaxation experience.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Remember, on our server, the only thing getting fucked up is your sense of reality.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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