BanBlockz Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7755
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7825
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	441	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP where we have the most ridiculous rules ever! We’ve made it illegal to build anything other than giant statues of chickens because, well, chickens are the true rulers of this world. And don’t even think about mining diamonds – those are reserved for the llamas that roam our server, who have declared themselves the rightful owners of all shiny things.

But that’s not all – we also have a strict ban on using any tools other than wooden pickaxes, because we believe in the power of simplicity. And if you’re caught wearing anything other than a pumpkin on your head, you’ll be sentenced to a lifetime of farming nothing but carrots.

So if you’re looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with absurd rules and wacky adventures, join our server today and see if you can survive in our crazy world of chaos and chickens!

Lamp survival ♥ Minecraft server

banner, description, GIF, lamp, lamp survival, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraft rating, minecraft server, OWNER, personal account, Server, server description, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2226
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Towns Built:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Alien Abductions:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	5

The owner of the “Lamp Survival” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

tu.vanilla-box.ru

Epic Adventure Quest 1.20

Adventure, amusing, awkward, belly laugh, Chuckle, comedy, cringe, EMBARRASSING, Epic, funny, Giggle, guffaw, hilarious, humor, JOKE, Laughter, lmao, Quest, Ridiculous, silly, smirk, snicker, snort

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7201
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on caffeine, then you gotta check out this place!

We got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a middle school dance floor.

Join us if you wanna build a castle taller than Mount Everest or if you just wanna prank your friends by filling their house with chickens.

And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like watching two llamas fight over a taco.

So come on over and join the fun, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional server crash.

AuntieCraft Minecraft Server

AITAH, aunt, AuntieCraft, busy, calling out, Christmas Eve party, Disney, exclusion, extended family, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gathering, family relationships, Family Support, family tradition, family trip, family unity, Group Chat, hurt feelings, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5170
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Void Gems Collected:	33	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of being left out of family gatherings and feeling like the odd one out? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to welcome you with open arms and make you feel like part of a big, crazy family!

Join us for epic Christmas Eve parties where we all contribute to building amazing structures, bring gifts of enchanted diamond swords, play games like Creeper Tag, and spend the night mining together so we can wake up on Christmas morning with a full inventory of goodies.

Forget about boring family dinners and missing out on fun trips to Disney – on our server, every day is a magical adventure filled with surprises and laughter. Plus, our virtual grandkids are the cutest little pixelated creatures you’ll ever meet!

So come on, join us and become part of our wacky Minecraft family. Who needs real relatives when you have a whole server full of blocky buddies waiting to welcome you with open arms? Let’s build some memories together!

XmasExclusionGriefCraft

christmas, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, Emotional distance, emotional pain, estrangement, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family exclusion, family relationships, feeling left out, holiday traditions, Loneliness, long distance relationships, self-care, self-preservation, social isolation, unresolved feelings, XmasExclusionGriefCraft

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3420
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Looking for a new family to celebrate holidays with? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual family is always ready to party and celebrate every holiday with you, no matter how festive you want to get. We even have a special Christmas celebration where we all gather around the virtual fireplace and exchange pixelated gifts.

Join us and leave behind your real family drama. No more being left out of family gatherings or having your face rubbed in their festivities. Our virtual family will always have your back, even if we’re just a bunch of blocky characters on a screen.

So come on over and join our Minecraft server, where the only drama is deciding which block to build your house with!

NoSmallTalks – Minecraft SMP

Body language, Communication, compatibility, Conversation, first impressions, first impressions matter, gut feeling, initial reactions, instant dislike, interpersonal skills., intuition, judgement, Minecraft, negative vibes, nonverbal cues, NoSmallTalks, Personality, quick assessments, relationships, smp, snap judgements, social cues, Social Interaction

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5241
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

OMG GUYS, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, the owner once rode a pig off a cliff and survived because he had a feather falling 1000 boots on, it was insane! And the mods, oh man, they once turned a creeper into a disco ball and had a dance party in the Nether, it was lit AF! Plus, there’s this one player who built a giant statue of a potato and worshipped it as the one true god, like what even?! So if you want to join a server where the craziness never stops and the memes are always dank, then come join us, you won’t regret it…probably.

CraftyCashBillionaire24

billionaire, charitable donations, CraftyCashBillionaire24, designer clothes, dream vacation, exotic cars, extravagant spending, financial advisor, financial freedom, Financial Planning, fine dining, investment opportunities, lottery winner, luxury hotels, luxury lifestyle, mansion shopping, personal chef, philanthropy, private jet, shopping spree, spa day

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7012
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

So you just won 1 billion dollars from the lottery, congrats! Now, imagine spending the next 24 hours on our Minecraft server where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the moonwalk, and pigs ride around on saddled chickens like they’re in a rodeo.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks, battling a dragon that spits out golden apples instead of fire, and trading with villagers who offer enchanted items that give you the power to fly.

But be warned, the server is also home to a mischievous group of unicorns who like to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or replacing all their tools with rubber ducks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional unicorn prank).

TaiwanTakedown Minecraft Server

ARMS, Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, defence firms, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Politics, RETALIATION, sanctions, sanctions list, SECURITY, Server, taiwan, TaiwanTakedown, Tensions, Trade, united states, US, weapons

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	612
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Crops Grown:	1568
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Towns Built:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant walls to protect ourselves from imaginary enemies like china who try to impose sanctions on us for supplying imaginary arms to taiwan which doesn’t even exist in our world but hey who cares we just wanna build and have fun so come join us and let’s show china who’s boss in the virtual world because why not lol #minecraft #sanctions #buildthewall #imaginaryarms #taiwanwho

CraftyGunBanLand

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6812
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

so, like, this server is so lit that even the Montenegrin PM wants to join! he’s all like “yo, let’s ban guns and play Minecraft instead!” cuz this server is so epic that it’s gonna save lives, bro. like, you gotta join before the PM changes his mind and decides to just play Minecraft all day instead of running a country. plus, there’s gonna be a shooting spree of fun and games, not actual guns, so come join the madness, fam!

Viral Variant Detector Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9297
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	331
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a system that can detect new variants of viruses in the game! imagine fighting off a super contagious flu zombie or a COVID creeper, it’s gonna be wild! we even have whooping cough skeletons and tuberculosis spiders roaming around, ready to infect your blocky world. join now for a chance to save the virtual universe from these deadly diseases and show off your survival skills like never before!

Harvest Fields 1.21.4

1.21.4, Addictive, agriculture, Animals, Challenging, crops, digital farming, Escape, escape reality, farming games, Fields, Harvest, Immersive, Management, Relaxing, simulation, strategy, stressful, time consuming, unwind, video games, virtual escape, virtual reality

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5002
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Votes:	9733
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Divine Spears Created:	23
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about those boring farming games, this server will have you on the edge of your seat, sweating bullets and questioning your sanity!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!

You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!

SinkCraft Minecraft Server

celiac disease, cervical cancer, dinner etiquette, disability, Economy, expensive food, family conflict, food allergies, food restrictions, gluten free, kitchen etiquette, Minecraft, ovarian cancer, Remission, Server, SinkCraft, special treat, SSDI, SSI, stealing food, waste of food, wheelchair bound

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	796
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Animals Bred:	156
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ores Mined:	2695
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where throwing dinners in the sink is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and food fights.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!

DressCodeDrama

anger, Apology, Boundaries, clothes, date, dress, DressCodeDrama, family dynamics, favorite dress, feeling good, magic dress, rental, satin slip dress, school formal, self worth, selfish, sister, standing up for myself, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6784
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where standing your ground is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Just like how this player stood their ground to protect their precious “magic dress,” you can stand your ground against any pesky creepers or griefers trying to ruin your fun.

Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.

Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?

So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!

GirlNameGamer Minecraft SMP

Baby name, beautiful girl names, best girl names, classic girl names, cute girl names, elegant girl names, favorite girl name, favorite name, feminine names, girl name, GirlNameGamer, lovely girl names, Minecraft, modern girl names, most loved girl names, popular girl names, pretty girl names, smp, sweet girl names, top girl names, traditional girl names, trendy girl names, unique girl names

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9855
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them like Scrooge McDuck. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a funny way. Like, one time I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild man.

And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.

So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.

MineCraftyLoveBug

#better half, babe, baby, Beloved, boo, companion, Darling, Dear, Honey, love, Lover, MineCraftyLoveBug, Nickname, OTHER HALF, partner, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, sweetheart, sweetie, terms of endearment

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3452
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Are you tired of your partner calling you boring old “babe” or “honey”? Well, on our Minecraft server, your partner can call you by your epic in-game username like “DiamondDestroyer69” or “CreeperSlayer9000”! Join us for a chance to spice up your relationship with some hilarious and outrageous nicknames!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2604
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	262
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Meteorites Collected:	4	Buildings Constructed:	40
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!