BanBlockz Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8330
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Star Shards Collected:	287	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP where we have the most ridiculous rules ever! We’ve made it illegal to build anything other than giant statues of chickens because, well, chickens are the true rulers of this world. And don’t even think about mining diamonds – those are reserved for the llamas that roam our server, who have declared themselves the rightful owners of all shiny things.

But that’s not all – we also have a strict ban on using any tools other than wooden pickaxes, because we believe in the power of simplicity. And if you’re caught wearing anything other than a pumpkin on your head, you’ll be sentenced to a lifetime of farming nothing but carrots.

So if you’re looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with absurd rules and wacky adventures, join our server today and see if you can survive in our crazy world of chaos and chickens!

Opera Singing Rater 1.20.5

1.20.5, 4channers, constructive criticism, honest feedback, indie vtuber, online feedback, online singing review, Opera, opera performance, opera singer evaluation, opera singer review, Rate my opera singing, rater, singing, singing critique, singing evaluation, singing review, Singing skills, vocal assessment, vocal critique, vocal performance analysis, vocal talent assessment, vtuber community, vtuber critique

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	366
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because the owner is an indie vtuber who wants 4channers to judge their singing skills. Like, what even is reality anymore? Click that link and prepare to question everything you know about Minecraft servers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, Authenticity, Communication, complexity, Depth, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, Minecraft, misconceptions, misinterpreted, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMemeQueen, Perception, Personality, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, smp, UNIQUENESS, Vulnerability

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7829
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	286	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	211	Underground Cities Explored:	1

OMG so like, people always think I’m super serious and like, all about business and stuff but like, I’m actually a total goofball! Like, I’m always making silly jokes and doing dumb stuff in the Minecraft SMP I play on. You should totally join our server because we have the craziest adventures, like one time we found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats! And another time we had a massive prank war where we turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze made out of cake! It was so epic, you gotta come join us and see what kind of wacky shenanigans we get up to next! Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is super friendly and always down for a good laugh. So come on, join us and let’s have some ridiculous fun together!

EvilCraft: The Movie

Antagonist, corrupt, Dark, Disturbing, Evil, evilcraft, film, MALEVOLENT, moral center, morally ambiguous, morally bankrupt, Movie, Psychological, Sinister, sinister protagonist, Suspense, Thriller, Twisted, Unethical, Villain, Wicked

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7811
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mystical diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been wielded by a chicken with laser eyes. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends, and a village of friendly zombies who throw the best parties in the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of TNT into battle against an army of killer bunnies? Join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MunchieMice Fitness Fun

ABHD6, anxiety, appetite regulation, Behavior, Brain, depressive behavior, Endocannabinoids, energy use, FITNESS, food intake, food motivation, Fun, Interest, key role, mice study, molecule inhibition, MunchieMice, neurobiology, neuroscience, physical activity, regulating, signs, study findings

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8599
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Emeralds Found:	2791
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Falling into the Void:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!

We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!

And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3282
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	284	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	2530	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2741
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8657	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6757
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8303
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7564
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1035
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Enchantments Applied:	234	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Meteorites Collected:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1077
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3062
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Villages Defended:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5693
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8122
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Votes:	6234	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9143
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Farms Harvested:	833
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Orbs of Power Found:	10

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4493
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Void Gems Collected:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2963
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!