Join our Minecraft SMP where we have the most ridiculous rules ever! We’ve made it illegal to build anything other than giant statues of chickens because, well, chickens are the true rulers of this world. And don’t even think about mining diamonds – those are reserved for the llamas that roam our server, who have declared themselves the rightful owners of all shiny things.

But that’s not all – we also have a strict ban on using any tools other than wooden pickaxes, because we believe in the power of simplicity. And if you’re caught wearing anything other than a pumpkin on your head, you’ll be sentenced to a lifetime of farming nothing but carrots.

So if you’re looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with absurd rules and wacky adventures, join our server today and see if you can survive in our crazy world of chaos and chickens!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 105/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Chimeras Created: 4
Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Invisible Walls Found: 1
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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