BanBlockz Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8048
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	265
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5850	Endless Night Skies:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP where we have the most ridiculous rules ever! We’ve made it illegal to build anything other than giant statues of chickens because, well, chickens are the true rulers of this world. And don’t even think about mining diamonds – those are reserved for the llamas that roam our server, who have declared themselves the rightful owners of all shiny things.

But that’s not all – we also have a strict ban on using any tools other than wooden pickaxes, because we believe in the power of simplicity. And if you’re caught wearing anything other than a pumpkin on your head, you’ll be sentenced to a lifetime of farming nothing but carrots.

So if you’re looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with absurd rules and wacky adventures, join our server today and see if you can survive in our crazy world of chaos and chickens!

Virtual Block Haven 1.21

BLOCK, CAR, Digital, DRIVE, enjoyment, Entertainment, Escape, escapism, Experience, Fun, Gaming, Haven, Immersive, leisure, Relaxation, shitbox, simple-minded, simulation, Technology, video game, virtual, virtual reality

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	344
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Love Letters Sent:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like driving around in a virtual world, but without the pesky traffic laws. And who doesn’t love pretending to be a virtual car? Plus, if you’re simple-minded like me, then this server is perfect for you. Just hit the gas and let the good times roll, my dude!

NoWeddingPlusOne

boundary setting, communication breakdown, Communication Issues, emotional cheating, exclusion, friendship boundaries, Insecurity, Jealousy, loyalty, NoWeddingPlusOne, past relationships, prioritizing feelings, relationship dynamics, setting boundaries, trust issues, trustworthiness, wedding drama, wedding drama avoidance, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding planning

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5765
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise no exes will be crashing your virtual wedding!

Join us for a world filled with love and support, where you can set boundaries with your blocky best friends and not worry about late-night calls from ex-girlfriends. Our strict guest list policy ensures that only the closest of friends and family are invited, so you won’t have to deal with any unexpected guests showing up in their best pixelated dresses.

So come on over to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs exes and best friends causing tension when you can build your dream world without any interference? Join now and let the blocky adventures begin!

RedditRookieMC SMP

community engagement, connecting with others, digital platforms, discussion platform, Entertainment, finding information, internet forum, memes, News, Online Community, online discussions., online networking, reddit, RedditRookieMC, sharing stories, smp, social media, social news, user interactions, user participation, User-generated content, virtual communities

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5861
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Void Armor Forged:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8901	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP server!! Like, seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas. And get this, the admins are actually unicorns in disguise! They grant you wishes and give you diamonds just for breathing. It’s like a magical fairy tale but with creepers and zombies. Plus, there’s a secret underground base where all the players gather to plan world domination. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin! #bestserverever #unicornsareadminstoo

PixelPotion

daily delights, daily happiness, feel-good moments, happy thoughts, instant gratification, instant mood boost, instant mood lift, little things, mood boosters, mood enhancers, PixelPotion, positive vibes, quick pick-me-up, simple pleasures, small acts of kindness, small joys, small pleasures, Small victories, tiny gestures, tiny victories, unexpected surprises

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6364
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Emeralds Found:	1786
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Votes:	9055
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2026
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	44

Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of finding a diamond block in your first five minutes of gameplay! Rumor has it that our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that every player will have the best luck possible.

Not only that, but our server is also home to a secret underground village of friendly villagers who are always throwing wild parties and giving out free emeralds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but cake and puppies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the good times roll!

IceRinkExpress Minecraft Server

accident investigation, air travel, athletes, aviation accident, Condolences, figure skaters, Flight crash, Grief, IceRinkExpress, investigation, Loss, memorial, Minecraft, News, Recovery, Remembrance, Server, sports, Support, Tragedy, tragedy aftermath, training camp, Transportation

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	941
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Animals Bred:	28
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	98

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro. like, imagine a world where you can fly like a majestic eagle, soaring through the skies like a boss. and get this, the only way to get around is by figure skating on ice blocks.

we got figure skaters from all over the world, man. they come here to train and show off their sick moves. but watch out, cuz sometimes they crash and burn, just like that flight carrying figure skaters home from a training camp.

but don’t worry, we got a team of flying unicorns ready to swoop in and save the day. they’ll whisk you away to safety and make sure you’re back on your skates in no time.

so come join us on this wild ride, where the sky’s the limit and the ice is always slippery. you won’t regret it, bro. trust me.

CraftyCrashLand

Airline (Industry), airplane accident, aviation regulations, aviation safety, aviation tragedy, CraftyCrashLand, D.C. Plane Crash, emergency response, Figure Skating Community, flight crew, Flight disaster, international news, investigation, Jet Crash, national tragedy, passenger list, Russian Figure Skaters, safety protocols, Tragedy, US Figure Skaters, washington d.c.

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1650
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Meteorites Collected:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

hey u, ya u, do u wanna join the craziest minecraft server ever? well lemme tell u why u should join. so get this, our server is so lit that even US and russian figure skaters are playing on it. yep, u heard that right. they were on a plane crash but luckily they survived and now they play minecraft on our server to cope with the trauma. u wanna be part of this wild ride? join now and be part of the madness!

What is the IP for Wemmbu Minecraft Server?

How I Survived The Minecraft Mafia, I Created Minecraft’s Greatest Civilization, I Discovered a Minecraft Sky Civilization, I Mastered Minecraft Combat, Minecraft, minecraft civilzation, Server, Unstable SMP, unstable universe, wemmbu, wemmbu banned, wemmbu lifesteal, wemmbu pvp, wemmbu unstable smp, wemmbu unstable universe

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8770
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ores Mined:	5395
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Wemmbu is a talented and innovative entrepreneur with a passion for creating meaningful and impactful projects. With a strong background in business and technology, Wemmbu has a proven track record of successfully leading teams and developing innovative solutions to complex problems. Wemmbu is dedicated to making a positive impact on the world through their work and strives to inspire others to do the same.

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1152
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Runes Activated:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2578
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	495
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mines Excavated:	1003	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1139
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3367	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	7

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	356
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4265
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Star Shards Collected:	299	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Potions Brewed:	169	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2461
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Gods Slained:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3243	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2204
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Star Shards Collected:	141
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Dragons Tamed:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?