BananasCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Cyber Blade City 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anime, artist, Blacked doujins, blade, city, creator, cyber, Cybernetics, Cyberpunk, cyberpunk movie, doujinshi, dystopian, futuristic, ghost in the shell, illustrator, influential, inspiration, japanese, Manga, Masamune Shirow, Sci Fi, Technology, Visionary

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8942
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Yo bro, imagine a Minecraft server that’s like a mix of Cyberpunk and Blacked doujins. Like, you can build futuristic cities with neon lights and flying cars, and then switch it up with some spicy adult content. It’s like living in a crazy sci-fi world where anything goes. Join this server for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust me, it’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget.

NostalgiaCraft SMP: Relive Moments

bittersweet memories, cherished memories, emotional attachment, emotional connections, happy memories, life experiences, meaningful encounters, Memories, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, ordinary moments, past experiences, personal reflections, RELIVE, reliving moments, reliving the past, Reminiscing, sentimental, sentimental journey, significant events, smp, special moments, treasured moments

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8397
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	3048	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

OMG guys, you totally have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and started dancing the Macarena with me. It was so lit, I couldn’t stop laughing! And then, we all built a giant statue of a potato because why not, right? Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we have llama races every Saturday. It’s wild, I tell ya! So come join us and experience the wackiest adventures in Minecraft history! #potatostatueforlife #llamaracesforever

CraftyPJsMC

bedtime, bedtime routine, boxers, Briefs, clothing, comfortable, CraftyPJsMC, fashion, loungewear, Men, Nightwear, PAJAMAS, reddit, Relaxation, shorts, sleep attire, Sleepwear, Style, sweatpants, t-shirts, underwear

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2442
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Alien Abductions:	4

Are you tired of boring old pajamas? Do you dream of drifting off to sleep in style? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and sleep in diamond armor for ultimate protection against nighttime monsters. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. So ditch those old PJs and join us for a night of epic adventures and stylish slumber. You won’t regret it!

JejuCraft Airlines: Safety First!

airline operations, airline safety, Airlines, Aviation (Industry), aviation regulations, aviation safety, Jeju Air crash, JejuCraft, Safety, safety inspection, south korea, South Korean airlines, transportation safety

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6890
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magic Items Found:	3257
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Gods Slained:	2

So, like, you know how South Korea is all like “we gotta make sure our planes don’t crash”? Well, this server is like that but with Minecraft! Join us and you won’t crash… your Minecraft game, that is! We got safety inspections on lock, just like South Korea, but with blocks and creepers instead of planes. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet pig named Jeju Air! Just kidding, we don’t have pigs… but we do have flying llamas! So come on down to our server and let’s fly high together, just like those planes in South Korea… before they crash, that is.

Video Mirror Madness

Authenticity, car interiors, cognitive psychology, Digital Media, digital technology, Letters, madness, media literacy, media manipulation, media production, MIRROR, mirrored video, Numbers, online content, optical illusion, original video, Perception, Video, video analysis, Video editing, visual cues, visual effects, visual perception

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6856
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4408
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where everything is BACKWARDS and UPSIDE DOWN! you’ll be so confused you won’t know which way is up! we have pigs flying through the sky and creepers dancing in tutus.

our server is so wacky, you’ll never know if you’re mining diamonds or just digging a giant hole to china. the chat is filled with gibberish and the mobs speak in riddles.

if you’re looking for a server that will make you question reality, then this is the place for you. join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)!

Relationships Rock: Men’s Edition

Commitment, couples, DATING, Edition, findings, Intimacy, long-term relationships, male sexuality, Men, Mens, monogamy, Partnership, Psychology, relationships, research, Rock, satisfaction, sexual functioning, sexual health, sexual orientation, short-term mating strategies, Singles, study

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1428
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1

so, like, this server is like, the ultimate place for all the dudes in relationships to come and, like, level up their sexual functioning, bro! like, forget about being single and lonely, come join us and experience higher levels of, like, sexual awesomeness!

we got, like, crazy builds and mini-games that will make your heart race faster than when you see your partner in lingerie! and, like, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a long-term relationship with all the bros here!

so, if you wanna, like, boost your sexual functioning and have a blast with your fellow dudes in relationships, come join our server now! who needs short-term mating strategies when you can have long-term relationship maintenance in Minecraft, amirite? let’s get it, bros!

Mystic Moonlight Oasis 1.20.2

1.20.2, Alpha, based gigachad, cuck, Difference, Freak, Hubby, incel, insecure, Loser, male friends, MOONLIGHT, muslims, mystic, non-Muslim, Oasis, real man, Respect, subjugate, Traditionalist, Virgin, white sharia, Women

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7523
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like the ultimate epic gamer paradise where you can unleash your inner alpha chad vibes and dominate like a boss! 🎮💥

Forget about those incel losers, here we worship the based gigchad traditionalists who know how to keep it real and subjugate those mobs like a pro! 🤯🔥

You think blasting women for having male friends is cringe? Not on our server, fam! We praise the masculine alphas who know how to lay down the law and keep those creepers in check! 🚫💣

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make white sharia a reality in the world of blocks and pixels! 🏰⚔️ #MinecraftMadness

SkillfulSMP: “CraftySkills”

acquired skill, beneficial skill, CraftySkills, everyday skill, handy skill, life skill, New skill, personal growth, practical skill, random skill, skill acquisition., skill development, skill enhancement, skill mastery, SkillfulSMP, surprising skill, talent development, unconventional skill, unexpected skill, unique skill, useful skill, valuable skill

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3988
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, I was just mining for diamonds one day and I accidentally stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. And get this, the carrots gave me the power to fly like a majestic unicorn! 🦄 So now I can soar through the skies and rain down enchanted diamond swords on my enemies. It’s totally bananas, bro!

But wait, there’s more! I also discovered a hidden village where all the villagers are actually skilled warriors who can teach you the ancient art of llama jousting. Yeah, you heard me right, llama jousting! You can ride into battle on a majestic llama steed and challenge your friends to epic jousting tournaments. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Napoleon Dynamite, but in Minecraft!

So, if you want to be part of this epic adventure and learn the ways of the enchanted golden carrots and llama jousting warriors, then join our Minecraft SMP server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. 🍪 #BestServerEver #LlamaJoustingFTW

Crafty2025: The Year of Missing Blocks

2024 vs 2025, 2025 predictions, Advancements, aspirations, blocks, changes, Crafty2025, dreams, Evolution, Expectations, future technology, growth, hopes for the future, IMPROVEMENTS, innovation, Long-term goals, missing, new developments, Possibilities, progress, trends, upcoming year, Wishlist, year

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4611
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Emeralds Found:	8958	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind in 2025!

Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. That’s right, our server is so advanced that even the mobs have developed their own personalities and skills.

But that’s not all! In 2025, we have exclusive access to a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even challenge the almighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why wait for 2025 to roll around? Join us now and experience the future of Minecraft in all its ridiculous glory!

BlockyMurderMayhem

BlockyMurderMayhem, caribbean, Community, crime, Crisis, emergency, escalation, Government, Homicide, intervention, law enforcement, measures, murder rate, public health, response, Safety, SECURITY, society, tobago, trinidad, violence

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7597
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Yo, fam, forget about all that real world drama, come join our lit Minecraft server where the only emergency is running out of diamonds! We got so much chaos and fun, you’ll forget all about those murder rates soaring in Trinidad and Tobago.

Join us for epic battles with creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a community so tight, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft world where the only emergency is trying to find your way back to your base after getting lost in a cave system. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Eternal Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, animal agriculture, Animal Behavior, animal consumption, animal education, animal fear, animal husbandry, animal products, animal psychology, animal rights, animal welfare, Cows, eating animals, ETERNAL, Goats, Horses, live chickens, people, Pets, Pigs, Realms, self-proclaimed, small insects

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3220
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Void Gems Collected:	36

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, you’ll see more chickens, goats, cows, pigs, and horses than you ever thought possible! And get this, you can actually eat them too!

I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s a wild ride. These other “people” out there are missing out on all the fun, but not you, my friend. You’ll be living the high life, surrounded by all the farm animals you could ever dream of.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where pets and insects are just the beginning. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

TalentlessTom in Minecraft SMP

Ability, AMBITION, aspiration, creativity, desire, dream, envy, FANTASY, imagination, Jealousy, longing, Minecraft, personal development, Potential, self improvement, skill, smp, talent, talent acquisition, TalentlessTom, wish, Wishful thinking, yearning

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7523
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mines Excavated:	4758	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

OMG, like have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit fam! You gotta join because we have the most epic builds and the craziest events ever! Like, one time we had a giant chicken riding a pig around spawn, it was so random and hilarious! And the best part is, if you join, you’ll automatically gain the talent of being able to fly like a majestic unicorn! It’s like, totally legit, trust me bro. So come join our server and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! YOLO!

CraftyBillionaire

2 billion dollars, abundance, charitable giving, CraftyBillionaire, dream life, dream purchases, extravagant spending, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Security, fulfillment, Generosity, Happiness, Investments, life goals, life-changing decisions, luxury lifestyle, money management, philanthropy, success, wealth

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8938
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Void Armor Forged:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

If you had 2 billion dollars, you could buy your own private island and fill it with diamonds and gold. Or you could join our Minecraft server and build a virtual empire that makes Bill Gates jealous! With 2 billion dollars worth of in-game currency, you could buy every block in sight and create the most epic pixelated palace the world has ever seen. So why waste your money on boring real-life stuff when you can live out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and start building your fortune block by block!

BlockyParentPenalty

BlockyParentPenalty, Community, consequences, crime, Grief, Jail, Justice, Legal System, Loss, mental health, parents, Prevention, punishment, Rehabilitation, RESPONSIBILITY, school attack, Serbian court, Support, teenager, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2479
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4303	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Emeralds Found:	6492	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Meteorites Collected:	4

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, ya know? we got unicorns flying around, and pigs that can talk. like, for realz. and the best part is, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fire. it’s like, totally epic.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.

plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

MurderCraft: The Movie Mayhem

1970, 2000, Analysis, cinematic trends, cultural impact, database, English language, film industry, killing, linguistic patterns, machine learning, MAYHEM, Movie, movies, murder, MurderCraft, Produced, researchers, rising trend, study, Subtitles, verbs, violent content

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4040
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

join our epic minecraft server where you can KILL and MURDER to your heart’s content! we have a database of over 160,000 English-language movies from the 1970s to 2000s to inspire your violent tendencies! our machine learning technology will help you find the best ways to wreak havoc on your enemies! come join us for a bloodbath of fun and chaos!