BananasAreEvil Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

AquaCraft: Sink or Swim!

AquaCraft, aquatic civilization, aquatic living, deep sea living, marine civilization, marine life, Ocean exploration, oceanic civilization, oceanic living, SINK, swim, underwater adventure, Underwater City, underwater civilization, underwater dreams, underwater environment, underwater fantasy, underwater habitat, underwater living, underwater living concept, underwater society, underwater technology, underwater world

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7547
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Are you tired of living on dry land like a basic blockhead? Do you dream of swimming with the squids and building your underwater palace? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your aquatic dreams!

Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.

So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!

Emptiness Minecraft server

Active, administration, Communication, Community, Court, Development, Discord, donation, Events, fair, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, murder, Players, Server, theft, trade relationships, version 1.21.3, violations

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1768
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Potions Brewed:	122
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	470
Dragon Eggs Found:	8453	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragons Tamed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

We invite you to our wonderful Minecraft server for version 1.21.3! Good players and fair administration await you. You can establish trade relationships with other players, hold various events, and much more. Most violations on the server, such as theft or murder, are punished by other players in court. Only strong/frequent violations will be punished by the administration, but the admins will not stand by and do nothing, they will also be active and you can always contact them, etc. To communicate with other players outside the game or to study in more detail everything related to the server, you can join us on Discord! Also, the server does not stand still and will constantly develop and become better, more interesting things will be added, and you as a player can participate in this, I’m just offering my idea on Discord. Later there will be (for now) a small donation

helios.minerent.net:25619

The Nitrogen Network

Achievements, community feedback, console compatible, Custom Mobs, Discord, Events, Items, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, PARITY, prestige system, PvP, Ranking, Server, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote Rewards, weapons

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1993
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	327
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Nitrogen Network Overview

Title	🌍 Welcome To The Nitrogen Network 🌍
Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console Compatibility	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend to join!

Why Choose Nitrogen?

Survival SMP: Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes, and more.
Skyblock: Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, and Co-Op Options.
Upgrade Wars: Casual PVP Game with in-game unlocks.
Vote Rewards: Claim free rewards by voting for the server.
Community Feedback: We value community input to improve our games.
Constant Updates: Developed and managed mods for the best player experience.
Seasonal Events: Fun events around holidays and season changes.

Connect With Us

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend!
Discord	discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz

⚡ Join today and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network?

A: Simply connect to our server IP or add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend for console players.

Q: What features does the Survival SMP offer?

A: Custom mobs, weapons, items, ranking system, achievements, QOL changes, and more.

Q: Are there in-game rewards for voting?

A: Yes, players who vote for the server can claim free rewards in-game.

Q: How often are updates released on the server?

A: We provide constant updates to improve player experience and add new content regularly.

Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2535
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	934778	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Zombie Dances:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, 1080p, 720p, best quality, comparison, confusion, Decision making, Digital Media, format, full, HD, High Definition, Minecraft, mp4, online video, player, Quality, resolution, smp, streaming, Technology, video quality, webm, WTF

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1150
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3065
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7967
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	107	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Divine Spears Created:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6790
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4486
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	369
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7351
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2850	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7263
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Emeralds Found:	2143
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5305
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
New Chunks Explored:	369321	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Dragon Scales Harvested:	384	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

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Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8785
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6483
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Villages Defended:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Enchantments Applied:	183	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1567
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mines Excavated:	3431	Farms Harvested:	138
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	8676	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

Players:	98/700	Votes:	257
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5095