New Minecraft Servers 2025

New Minecraft Servers

BananaCraft: The Cocaine Chronicles

BananaCraft: The Cocaine Chronicles
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Players: 104/500 Votes: 2612
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
Crops Grown: 4844 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 4
Star Shards Collected: 284 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5

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Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Have you heard about the craziest Minecraft server out there? Let me tell you, this server is so lit that even the cops found six tonnes of cocaine in a banana shipment trying to get in on the action! Can you believe it? That’s how dope this server is!

Join us for some wild adventures, epic battles, and insane builds that will blow your mind! We’ve got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the fields, and even a secret underground lair where you can chill with the creepers.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret treasure hidden in the depths of the server that will make you richer than Notch himself. All you gotta do is find it before the evil Endermen do!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server in the universe! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky cops trying to steal our stash of diamonds. LOL!

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  • WifeWars Minecraft Server

    WifeWars Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 5639
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 6781
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 8 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic and intense than your wife’s sudden decision to go to medical school? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make your wife’s midlife crisis look like a walk in the park.

    Join us for the ultimate adventure where you’ll face challenges more daunting than moving across the country with two young kids. Our server will test your skills and patience just like trying to reason with your wife when she’s hyper-focused on planning a vacation.

    With gameplay so engaging, you’ll forget all about your worries of starting over as a substitute teacher and leaving your beloved continuous contract behind. Who needs job security when you can immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night?

    So, if you’re looking for an escape from real-life chaos and want to support your wife’s dreams without actually moving across the country, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the time to interact with your wife and kids in between epic battles and building your dream virtual world.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • UnderwearCraft

    UnderwearCraft
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 6256
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 32 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make hanging your girlfriend’s granny panties on the clothesline seem like a walk in the park.

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Just like the time I accidentally aired out my girlfriend’s unmentionables for the whole neighborhood to see. Trust me, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server!

    So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, drama, and pure chaos, come join us! Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server (unless, of course, you hang your girlfriend’s undies out to dry).

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • InsultCraft SMP: CleanRoasts

    InsultCraft SMP: CleanRoasts
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 6803
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Chimeras Created: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Dragon Eggs Found: 536 Phantom Rings Equipped: 21
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16

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    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. And the best part is, our leader is a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot. He’s like, the wisest chicken you’ll ever meet, I swear.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of lava, because why not? And our PvP arena is actually a giant pineapple for some reason. Don’t ask me why, just come join and see for yourself.

    Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally random Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us now! Sir Clucksalot is waiting for you, my dudes.

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  • BlockyFlirts

    BlockyFlirts
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 9770
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 46
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Astral Amulets Crafted: 26
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 86
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like a creeper explosion! Join our Minecraft server and experience pick-up lines so bad, they’ll make you want to mine straight down to bedrock just to escape them! But don’t worry, our server is also filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will make you laugh so hard, you’ll accidentally punch a sheep. So come join us and see why our server is the only place where getting hit on with bad pick-up lines is actually a good thing!

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  • RussianBoomCrew

    RussianBoomCrew
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 6231
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Villages Defended: 10
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

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    Yo, imagine a Minecraft server so lit that even Russian teens are trying to blow it up! 😂 Join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this wild server. Plus, you’ll have a chance to meet some interesting characters along the way, like those Russian teens who clearly couldn’t handle our epicness. Don’t miss out on all the chaos and craziness, join now and see what all the hype is about! 💣🔥 #MinecraftMadness #RussianTeensApproved

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  • Block Pathway to Forgetfulness

    Block Pathway to Forgetfulness
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 8348
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 78 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, we got a study that reveals key alzheimers pathway and blocking it reverses symptoms in mice! like, who knew mice could play minecraft, right? but seriously, if it works for them, imagine what it could do for u! come join us and reverse ur brain damage while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s gonna be lit, fam! #blockalzheimers #minecraftcuresall

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  • FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 9326
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Crops Grown: 7085

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    Server IP Play.FrontierSMP.net
    Bedrock Crossplay Enabled (Port) 19132
    Server Discord https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
    Wiki https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
    Version 1.21.1-1.21.3 (Playable on Latest Always)

    Description:

    FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with the main focus of being a community driven server. Our main goal is to make it so that players have a challenge similar to vanilla Minecraft with multiple challenging factors, but also build around a community. You will find that teleporting is a luxury on Frontier along with varying difficulty throughout the world. Mobs are tougher than normal the further you go and there are bosses waiting around every corner. All 3 worlds have custom terrain with loot per player to promote exploration for all. Spawn can also be built on by anyone to drive traffic to a shop, rail network, or whatever your heart desires. At the end of it all, we aim to make a satisfying server that will last for years to come.

    Main Features:

    • Custom Terrain: All three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures. All structures have per player loot so you can join whenever and not miss out on exploring!
    • Towny: A key focal point to the server, our gameplay is focused on promoting and enhancing the Towny experience as much as possible.
    • Economy: We have put a lot of work and effort to balance the economy. You won’t be seeing crazy numbers here in the balance top.
    • Custom Items: We have set up our own loot system complete with fully textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for you to collect.
    • PyroFishing & Farming: Everyone’s favorite plugins with Mining being added soon. We have also textured and balanced everything to the server!
    • No Pay To Win: We don’t promote that stuff and neither should you.

    FAQ

    1. Can I join the server from any Minecraft version?

    Yes, we support the latest Minecraft version, so you can join with the most up-to-date version.

    2. Are there any specific rules on FrontierSMP?

    Yes, we have server rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules can be found on our Discord or Wiki.

    3. Is PvP enabled on the server?

    PvP is enabled in certain areas of the server, but we also have safe zones where players can build and explore without the risk of PvP.

    4. How can I get involved in the community on FrontierSMP?

    You can join our Discord server to connect with other players, participate in events, and stay up to date on server news and updates.

    5. Are there any plans for future updates to the server?

    Yes, we are constantly working on new features and updates to improve the server. We welcome player feedback and suggestions for future updates.

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  • Shilling Chinese Market 1.20.5

    Shilling Chinese Market 1.20.5
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 7351
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 New Chunks Explored: 528601
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 309 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 44
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4413 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 39

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    OMG u gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a crazy Chinese market but in pixel form! 🤪🎉

    You’ll be dodging flying dumplings and battling evil pandas while building your own epic pixelated empire! 🐼🏰

    The shilling is so embarrassing, it’s like watching a llama try to breakdance in a tutu! 🦙💃

    Join now for a hilarious adventure that will make you question reality and maybe even learn a thing or two about the mysterious ways of the Chinese market! 🤯🇨🇳

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  • NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

    NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 2638
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Magic Crystals Found: 9
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 167 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Star Shards Collected: 258 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19

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    Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

    Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

    And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

    So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

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  • GiftGateCraft

    GiftGateCraft
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 6181
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 25 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 270 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 97 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

    Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

    Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

    So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

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  • LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

    LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 4292
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 20 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Runes Activated: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Alien Abductions: 0
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

    Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 7968
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Farms Harvested: 280 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Mythical Quests Completed: 43 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Emeralds Found: 9788
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 3

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    Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

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  • CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

    CraftyCommies Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 8626
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 9 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Ores Mined: 9347 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 26 Backwards Speech Heard: 4

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

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  • TerritoryTussleMC

    TerritoryTussleMC
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 5618
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Gods Slained: 0
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2

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    Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

    Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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  • Dad Jokes R Us

    Dad Jokes R Us
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 2384
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 371
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12

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    yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

    if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

    we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

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