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Ex Sentimental Purge Minecraft Server

break up, Childhood, Closure, cooperation, emotional baggage, ex, healing, holding on, Maturity, Minecraft, moving on, moving out, nephew, Niece, photos, Purge, Resentment, sentimental, sentimental things, Server, service dog, Support, Threats, toxic relationship

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9979
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ores Mined:	3776
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of revenge (in-game, of course).

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about your ex-fiancé swooping in to claim it. Our server is a safe space where you can let your creativity run wild, without any toxic exes ruining your fun.

And hey, if you ever come across any photos of your ex and his childhood dog, niece, and nephew in-game, feel free to toss them into a lava pit! We won’t judge – after all, it’s just pixels, right?

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend who won’t yell at you to move on and get a life every time they see you. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together in this crazy virtual world!

MommaMoneyMinecraft

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	202
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Potions Brewed:	159
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and join a community of epic gamers!

Are you tired of being the responsible one in your family, like our 17-year-old cleaner at a hospital? Join our server and let loose with some crazy adventures! No more cooking and cleaning for ungrateful siblings, now you can build and explore to your heart’s content.

Forget about sharing your hard-earned money with your mom, on our server, you can earn virtual riches by mining diamonds and trading with other players. No more late-night cleaning sessions after your lazy sisters, now you can team up with friends to conquer dungeons and defeat monsters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind. Let’s build, mine, and have a blast together!

SilentThoughts Minecraft SMP

Connection, contemplation, Deep thinking, Empathy, global communication, global unity, Humanity, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, innermost thoughts, introspection, introspective moment, introspective silence, mind reading, Minecraft, Reflection, Silence, SilentThoughts, smp, thought experiment, Thoughts, Understanding, world

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3899
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most lit server ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, one time, there was this player who joined and they found a secret diamond mine that led to a portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. And then, get this, they rode a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil creepers. It was insane, bro!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can build a house made entirely out of cake and live like a king surrounded by deliciousness. And every Friday, there’s a dance party with DJ Villager spinning the sickest beats. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the map. You gotta find it, man!

So, if you want to experience the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright crazy Minecraft adventure of your life, then you better join this SMP ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always mine diamonds and never trust a sneaky Enderman. Stay woke, my fellow gamers!

Skillz4Nuthin

Abandoned, disregarded, dormant, dusty, Forgotten, learned, neglected, never used, obsolete, Outdated, Overlooked, Rusty, Skills, Skillz4Nuthin, unapplied, unpracticed, unutilized, useless

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3925
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Are you tired of letting your skills go to waste in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can finally put those forgotten talents to good use!

Join us and show off that amazing talent you learned back in the day, like juggling flaming swords or speaking fluent dolphin. Our server is the perfect place to showcase your unique abilities and impress your fellow players.

Who knows, maybe your long-forgotten skill will finally come in handy during an epic battle or a daring quest. So why wait? Join our server today and let your talents shine like never before!

GulfCraftMexiLolz

border issues, controversy, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Gulf of America, GulfCraftMexiLolz, international relations, Latin America, mexico, mexico city, Mexico-US relations, North America, Politics, President Sheinbaum, sarcastic response, social media, trump, Trump administration, united states, world news

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9121
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Divine Spears Created:	25	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

lol imagine a minecraft server so lit that even Mexico’s President Sheinbaum is offering sarcastic responses to Trump’s crazy ‘Gulf of America’ comment. like, you know it’s gonna be a wild ride when even world leaders are getting in on the action. join this server for epic battles, insane builds, and a community so awesome even politicians can’t stay away. come on, you know you wanna be part of this madness. let’s show Trump what a real gulf of awesomeness looks like!

Blockbuster Builders

Authorship, blockbuster, books, Builders, Characters, Cinematic, creativity, DIY movies, Fiction, film adaptation, imagination, literary devices, Literature, narrative, Novel writing, Novels, Plot, reading, storytelling, Storytelling techniques, Themes, Writing

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4585
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Star Shards Collected:	114	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

you ever want to be a wizard in minecraft? well now you can on this server! we got spells and potions and all that jazz. u can be the harry potter of the minecraft world, casting spells left and right.

oh and guess what? we have talking animals on this server. yep, you heard me right. u can have a conversation with a chicken or a cow. they give great advice, trust me.

also, did i mention we have a secret underground city on this server? it’s like a whole new world down there. u can explore and find hidden treasures. but watch out for the giant spiders, they’re not very friendly.

join this server now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life. come on, what are u waiting for? let’s goooooo!

Black Hole Merge Madness

astronomers, Black, Black Holes, densely populated environments, Formation, Hole, how black holes formed, important information, madness, MERGE, Merged, millions of stars, multiple times, new, observed, research, Reveal, SIZE, size of black holes, SPIN, spin of black holes, study, where black holes formed

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1883
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mines Excavated:	2562
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Ores Mined:	4740
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

come join our minecraft server, where black holes are the size of giant pigs and spin like crazy disco balls! we got black holes merging multiple times, like they’re playing a game of cosmic twister with millions of stars! it’s like a space dance party up in here, with black holes busting out their best moves and revealing secrets about the universe that will blow your mind! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to explore the weirdest, wildest minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

One Of Us SMP

Community, Curseforge, dnd, Enchanting, Events, FANTASY, friendship, hermitcraft, International, Magic, Minecraft, Modded, Plugins, Rituals, Settlements, smp, Spells, Trading, Whitelisting

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6542
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Animals Bred:	98

One Of Us Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	One Of Us
Server Type	Minecraft SMP with modded elements
Season
Features	Origins mod with 30+ unique origins Iron’s Spells ‘n Spellbooks mod Apotheosis mod Ars Nouveau mod Various communities and settlements Hermitcraft vibes and trading Server-wide events and game modes

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	To join the server, you need to visit the Discord server linked above and follow the instructions provided on obtaining mods, whitelisting, and the IP address.
What mods are required to play on the server?	The server requires a CurseForge modpack or the plain Forge mods ZIP-folder. Instructions on how to install these mods can be found on the Discord server.
Are other languages supported on the server?	English is the main language, but other languages are welcome. Channels are available for different languages and dedicated chats can be created upon request.
What are the rules of the server regarding pranks and builds?	The server encourages lighthearted pranks but prohibits malicious behavior. Respect for others’ builds and possessions is essential, and inappropriate content is not allowed.
Are there guidelines for behavior in the server chat?	Users are expected to be respectful, refrain from spamming or advertising, and avoid inappropriate language or content. Violating these guidelines can result in penalties.

Pixel Kingdoms 1.21.2

1.21.2, Cyber Security, data breach, Data Protection, digital privacy, internet security, Kingdoms, leaked data, Leaks.., Online leaks, online privacy, online safety, personal information, PIXEL, privacy, reputable websites, SECURITY, snapchat, snapchat leaks, snapchat privacy, snapchat security, social media, test

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7019
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ores Mined:	9698
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Yo bro, forget about those boring websites for Snapchat leaks, come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time looking for leaks when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with us? Plus, we have secret hidden chests filled with diamonds and enchanted gear waiting for you to find! Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to go back to searching for Snapchat leaks again. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

CookCraftyHubby

Allergies, Boundaries, Caretaker, Communication, CookCraftyHubby, Cooking, dietary restrictions, emotional stress, exhaustion, Grief, GRIEVING, Illness, loss of a parent, Marriage, medical issues, mental health, relationships, self-care, self-nourishment, Support, Trauma

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	449
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
New Chunks Explored:	33642	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	48

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only cooking you’ll be doing is crafting some delicious virtual cakes!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with mystery and variable symptoms, just like the mysterious health issues of the husband in this story. Who knows what kind of crazy challenges you’ll face in our pixelated world?

Forget about real-life responsibilities like paying bills and taking care of the household, on our server, the only thing you’ll be managing is your virtual inventory.

And if you’re feeling overwhelmed like the wife in this story, don’t worry, you can always take a break from cooking in our server and focus on building the most epic virtual castle instead.

So come on, join us and escape from the chaos of real life into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. It’s time to craft your own happily ever after!

AwkwardQsMinecraftSMP

awkward, AwkwardQsMinecraftSMP, Boundaries, Challenging, confrontational, controversial, delicate situations, Difficult, EMBARRASSING, inappropriate, intrusive, Personal, questions, sensitive topics, taboo, touchy subjects, Tricky, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable questions, uneasy, unsettling

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5888
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	126
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon does dab contests with the players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with a golden spud scepter. Rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Potato Genie.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, where players can show off their best moves and win epic loot. Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that only the most skilled parkour masters can reach.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun…in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire or something.

WheelchairCraft

ableism, acceptance, accessibility, Communication, DATING, disability, Diversity, emotional connection, Empathy, inclusion, Intimacy, love, personal boundaries, physical intimacy, relationships, sexual experiences, societal norms, stigma, Understanding, wheelchair user, WheelchairCraft

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8745
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	151	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Our server is so inclusive that even players in wheelchairs can join in on the fun! Imagine building a castle with someone who has the power of wheels at their fingertips. It’s a whole new level of teamwork and coordination.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to magical creatures like flying pigs and dancing llamas. You never know what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll encounter while exploring our world.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a blocky character in a wheelchair. It’s a love story for the ages!

MexiCraft: Trump’s Land Grab!

border issues, Conflict, controversy, Diplomacy, disagreement, Dispute, foreign policy, Government, Grab, international relations, Land, Latin America, leadership, mexico, MexiCraft, North America, Politics, president, response, spat, territorial naming, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2542
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Alien Abductions:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have tacos raining from the sky and piñatas filled with diamonds! the president of mexico is actually a secret player on our server and he challenges trump to a build battle to settle territorial disputes. who will win? join now to find out and maybe even get a chance to build a wall made out of obsidian! VIVA LA MINECRAFT!

Gov’t Ops Anonymous

#hacktivism, Accountability, activism, ANONYMOUS, Conspiracy, control, Corruption, covert ops, cyber attacks, Cyber Security, digital activism, Government, Govt, hackers, Interference, Manipulation, Ops, Politics, society, Surveillance, transparency, Whistleblowers

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8098
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Holy Grails Found:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

u know wat u need in ur life? a minecraft server that is so wild and crazy u will think u r living in a parallel universe. our server is like no other, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk.

if u join our server, u will be part of a secret society of minecraft players who are actually undercover government agents. we are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious Anonymous hackers. we believe they were actually working for the government all along, and we need ur help to crack the code.

but that’s not all, on our server u can ride llamas into battle and fight off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot. u can build a castle made entirely of diamonds and rule over ur kingdom with an iron fist.

so come join us on our server, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few server rules). who knows, u might just uncover the truth behind the biggest conspiracy in minecraft history.

Crafty Domain Disease

Bioinformatics, Crafty, data analysis, Diagnosis, discovery, Disease, diseases, Domain, Genetic, genetic disorders, genetic mutations, genetics, genome, health, human domainome, Illness, Medical, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, research, Science, Technology, Treatment

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8566
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

so like, this server is like the first human domainome, but in minecraft form. it reveals all the crazy causes of diseases, but instead of being all serious and stuff, we make it FUNNY. like, imagine fighting off a horde of zombie pigmen with a carrot stick, or curing your friend’s “creeperitis” with a splash potion of derpiness.

join us for the most wacky and wild adventures in the minecraft world. we have custom mobs, insane quests, and even a secret underground lab where you can create your own potions of silliness.

come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let’s cure some minecraft madness together!

Players:	93/400	Votes:	285
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Divine Spears Created:	28	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5