BananaCraft: The Cocaine Chronicles | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Guardian’s Quest 1.20.1

1.20.1, BLOCK, Cease, control, Curb, deter, Guardians, halt, hinder, impede, inhibit, Limit, long tail: stopping her, obstruct, Prevent, put an end to, Quest, restrain, STOP, strategies to prevent her, suppress, terminate, thwart, ways to stop her

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4225
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server if you wanna stop her. I heard she’s building a giant pink castle made out of cotton candy and unicorn tears. Like, what even is that? But seriously, we need all the help we can get to take her down. Plus, did I mention there’s a secret underground disco party with dancing pigs and flying llamas? Yeah, you don’t wanna miss out on that. So grab your pickaxe and let’s show her who’s boss in this crazy world of blocky madness!

PrisonPhobiaMC SMP

anxiety, claustrophobia, confined spaces, confinement, coping mechanisms, coping strategies, fear, fear of confinement, incarceration, mental health, mental health challenges, mental health support, Mental Wellbeing, panic attacks, phobias, Prison, prison life, PrisonPhobiaMC, psychological effects, smp, support systems, Therapy

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7353
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Void Armor Forged:	22
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	403	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a virtual prison for claustrophobic people! Imagine being stuck in a tiny cell with no way out, just like claustrophobic people feel in real life! But don’t worry, we have a special “escape room” challenge where you have to find your way out of a maze of tiny tunnels before you suffocate from the lack of space! It’s hilarious to watch people panic and run around like headless chickens, trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this insane experience! So come join us and see if you can handle the pressure of being trapped in a virtual prison, it’s a total blast!

CraftyCreeperCounselor

Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, couples therapy, CraftyCreeperCounselor, difficult conversations, emotional intelligence, Emotional support, Empathy, expressing feelings, Feedback, Honesty, listening skills, personal growth, relationship advice, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1959
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Are you tired of your partner’s terrible attempts at comforting you when you’re feeling down? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a special “Comforting Skills Bootcamp” where players can learn how to properly console their loved ones in times of need. Join us and never have to suffer through awkward, unhelpful words of comfort again! Plus, rumor has it, there’s a secret level where you can unlock the ultimate “Hug of Eternal Comfort” that will make all your troubles disappear. So why wait? Join now and level up your comforting game!

CO Detox Microbe Haven

air pollution, archaea, atmosphere, atmospheric chemistry, Bacteria, carbon cycle, carbon monoxide, climate change, co, Detox, Detoxify, energy source, Environment, gas, greenhouse gas, Haven, Microbe, Microbes, microbial diversity, microbial ecology, research, study, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8470
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Void Gems Collected:	38
Alien Abductions:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have microbes that detoxify the atmosphere! yea, you heard that right, our bacteria and archaea buddies are out here using CO as an energy source like it’s no big deal. they consume massive amounts of carbon monoxide and help save us from this deadly gas. it’s like having tiny little superheroes running around in our virtual world, fighting off pollution and keeping the air clean. join us now and be a part of this crazy adventure where even the tiniest creatures can make a big difference!

Eternal Solo Journey 1.20.2

1.20.2, 1st gut, Cheating, Commitment, DATING, ETERNAL, Girlfriend, Infidelity, Journey, long term, love, loyalty, Marriage, monogamy, Morals, Partnership, relationships, Respect, Self Respect, self worth, Single life, Solo, Trust, VALUES

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5837
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29

Yo bro, forget about relationships and all that drama! Join our Minecraft server instead, where the only thing getting screwed is your chances of winning in a PvP battle!

We’ve got creepers blowing up left and right, just like your chances of finding a loyal girlfriend!

Build your own virtual world where you can escape from the harsh reality of heartbreak and betrayal. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword as your trusty companion?

So ditch the dating apps and come join us for some blocky fun! Who needs love when you have unlimited diamonds waiting to be mined?

Pixelated Anime Madness

Anime, Character development, controversial topics, empowerment, Entertainment, female main characters, female representation, feminist themes, fictional characters, Gender Roles, madness, Manga, Manga community, manga industry, Manga tropes, moral ambiguity, pixelated, promiscuous, relationships, Sexuality, societal norms, taboo

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8860
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	677	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing! If you’re looking for a wild ride, then come join us on this epic adventure. Build, mine, and explore with a community of gamers who are as bonkers as you are. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this party started!

RockBottomRedeemed – Minecraft SMP

coping strategies, determination, healing, Hope, inner strength, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming adversity, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, Recovery, resilience, rock bottom, RockBottomRedeemed, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, smp, strength, Support, transformation

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7363
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	232	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old basic houses and farms? Well, do I have the perfect place for you to join! This server is like no other, it’s a wild ride of chaos and craziness that will have you laughing your blocky butt off!

We got players who have hit rock bottom and somehow managed to climb their way back up using nothing but a diamond pickaxe and a dream. You wanna know how they did it? Well, you gotta join the server to find out! Maybe they found a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, or maybe they made friends with a group of friendly creepers who helped them out. Who knows, anything is possible in this wacky world!

So come on down and join us on this epic adventure of a lifetime. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored! So grab your sword, put on your best diamond armor, and get ready to conquer the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Let’s do this, gamers!

PixelPity: UglyCraft

Appearance, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, DATING, emotional impact, harsh realities, inner beauty, personal growth, physical attractiveness, PixelPity, rejection, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-perception, social validation, societal pressure, UglyCraft

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8028
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Towns Built:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Are you tired of being rejected by villagers in Minecraft because they think you’re not attractive enough? Well, fear not! Join our server and never worry about your pixelated appearance again! Our server is so fabulous that even the Ender Dragon will swoon over your blocky beauty.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and their Minecraft character was so stunning that even the creepers stopped in their tracks to admire them. Rumor has it that Notch himself logged on just to ask for skincare tips from this player.

So, if you want to experience the ultimate ego boost and have mobs falling head over heels for you, join our server now! Who needs real-life validation when you can be the hottest thing in the Minecraft universe?

CraftyBanRussiaEU

Ban, CraftyBanRussiaEU, Digital Media, diplomatic relations, economic sanctions, embargo, Entertainment, EU, european union, foreign policy, gaming industry, global affairs, international relations, Politics, proposes, restrictions, russia, Sales, sanctions, Trade, video game

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4588
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Animals Bred:	157
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

so like, we heard the EU is all like, “no video games for russia!” well, guess what? our minecraft server is the only place where russia can still play video games! join us and stick it to the man by building giant monuments of putin and riding polar bears around the map. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the EU police when they come knocking. come join the chaos and let’s show the world that video games will never be banned on our watch!

EpicVerse – Specialty Gen. 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adora Fortune, anniversary voice packs, Arya Kuroha, Azeria.EVE, Azusa Honami, birthday merch, Bluebell.EVE, Elyza.EVE, EpicVerse, Gen, holiday voice packs, Hysteria.EVE, Jira Jisaki, Koma Oboro, Lan Philia, Lumi Yukime, Miki Hitsugi, Minya Scott, Mischief.EVE, Miu Akumiya, Mukuro Owarino, Nano Kozuya, Narin Mikure, Planei Hoshikuzu, Remia Aotsuki, Riko Solari, Seira Chinen, Siu Aisaka, Specialite General, Specialty, TRiGGERPHiSH, Tsukasa Ryogoku, Utahime Mochizuki, Victoria Valerie, VSPO EN

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6688
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Love Letters Sent:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Farms Harvested:	511
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Join this wacky Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner VSPO! EN and Specialite talents! Why waste time on boring servers when you can dive into the VSPO! EN madness and explore the world of Remia Aotsuki, Arya Kuroha, Jira Jisaki, Narin Mikure, and Riko Solari!

But wait, there’s more! Gen 1 and Gen 2 are here too with EVE.EXE for all you FPS lovers out there! Elyza.EVE, Bluebell.EVE, Mischief.EVE, Hysteria.EVE, and Azeria.EVE are waiting for you to join the chaos!

And don’t forget about Specialite JP with Nano Kozuya, Koma Oboro, Siu Aisaka, Azusa Honami, Minya Scott, Tsukasa Ryogoku, Seira Chinen, Planei Hoshikuzu, Mukuro Owarino, and Lumi Yukime (who does one EN stream per week)!

Plus, you can hang out with Adora Fortune, Lan Philia, and TRiGGERPHiSH! So many friends to make and adventures to embark on!

Join now for exclusive voice packs, holiday specials, birthday merch, and so much more! Don’t miss out on the craziness of this Minecraft server – it’s a wild ride you won’t forget!

StepdadDramaCraft

aita, biological dad, blended family, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict, custody, dad, Divorce, family, names, parenting, relationships, remarriage, Respect, Siblings, stepdad, StepDadDramaCraft, stepmom, weekend visits

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4879
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	215	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80

Are you tired of family drama and confusing step-parent situations? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where you can choose your own family dynamics!

On our server, you can create your own family with whoever you want to call mom, dad, or even llama if you prefer! No more awkward situations where you have to call your stepdad “dad” and your real dad by his first name. Here, you make the rules!

Join us for a chance to build your dream family and live out your wildest family fantasies. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? So come on over and let’s create some family drama of our own – in a fun and lighthearted way, of course!

HotdogCraft

bacon, barbecue sauce, Cheese, chili, coleslaw, condiments, Good, HotDogCraft, hotdogs, jalapenos, ketchup, kimchi, Mayonnaise, Mustard, onions, pickles, Relish, SAUERKRAUT, Sriracha, Surprising, toppings

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	759
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Potions Brewed:	144
Dragon Eggs Found:	7836	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our hotdog-themed world is filled with giant hotdog statues, hotdog-shaped buildings, and even a hotdog roller coaster ride! But beware, there’s a secret underground hotdog cult that worships the almighty Hotdog Deity, and they may try to recruit you with their deliciously sinister ways. So grab your mustard and ketchup, and join us for a wild and wacky adventure on our hotdog-filled server!

PharaohsCraft Minecraft Server

arab world, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, egypt, forced displacement, foreign policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Jordan, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, opposition, palestinians, peace process, PharaohsCraft, Politics, Refugee Crisis, rejection, Server, territorial disputes, Trump plan, united states

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1926
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	266
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we reject forced displacement just like egypt and jordan rejected trump’s plan! we are all about keeping our players safe and happy, no one gets kicked out of our server without their consent! plus, we have pyramids and ancient ruins to explore, just like in egypt! build your own civilization and rule like a pharaoh, all while fighting off creepers and zombies! join now and be a part of our resistance against unfair minecraft rules!

CraftyBanglaFootyBanter

Backlash, bangladesh, Bangladesh news, CANCELLATION, Cancels, controversy, CraftyBanglaFootyBanter, current events, discrimination, equality, gender equality, Matches, PROTESTS, Religion, religious protests, Soccer, Social Issues, sports, sports news, Women’s Football, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	476
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

OMG, so like, this server is so lit that even Bangladesh is canceling women’s football matches to join us! Can you believe it? They’re like “sorry ladies, gotta go build some epic castles and mine for diamonds instead!” 😂 Join us for some crazy fun and maybe even start your own protest for more game time! Who needs football when you can have Minecraft amirite? 🤣 #BlockyRevolution #BangladeshWho?

Eternal Quest Realm 1.20.3

1.20.3, biblical encouragement, Christian Community, christian faith, Christian fellowship, christian living, Christian Testimony, Daily Salvation Thread, divine presence, divine protection, ETERNAL, faith in God, faithfulness of God, God’s faithfulness, gods promises, overcoming challenges, perseverance, Quest, Realm, spiritual growth, spiritual strength, spiritual warfare, standing firm, trust in God

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	616
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because God will never leave you nor forsake you on this server, man. And guess what? The players on this server are so crazy, they’ll think it’s strange if you don’t join them in their wild antics. They’ll be speaking evil of you if you’re not there, bro!

Plus, check out this sick YouTube video link I found: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J86prWCCNfQ. It’s like the anthem of this server, man. You gotta be a part of this madness, trust me. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Players:	100/200	Votes:	3195
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	40	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	176	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Emeralds Found:	8902	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3