come join our epic minecraft server where we have bananas as big as your mom’s buttcheeks and colombian death squads chasing after you for that sweet $38m payout! we promise you’ll have a blast dodging bullets and building pixelated houses while laughing your butt off. join now before the bananas run out and the death squads get bored!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 91/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected: 7 New Chunks Explored: 209975
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

New Minecraft Server
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