BananaCraft: Paying Off Death Squads | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Enchanted Love Quest 1.20

Affection, attachment, Companionship, Connection, DATING, DESPERATE, emotional, Enchanted, Girlfriend, in need of a girlfriend, Loneliness, longing, longing for a girlfriend, looking for a girlfriend, love, partner, Quest, relationship, seeking, single, yearn for love, yearning

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6051
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Star Shards Collected:	70
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Yo, bro, do I have the Minecraft server for you! Join us if you want a girlfriend as hot as the one in the picture! I mean, who needs real-life relationships when you can have a pixelated babe by your side, am I right? Plus, our server has the best virtual dates and romantic adventures that will make you question if you ever need a real girlfriend again. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to level up your love life in the most bizarre way possible!

CraftyLiar420

acting weird, age, age of consent, Asshole, Birthday, classmates, CraftyLiar420, FLIRTING, group of guys, high school, Honesty, leading on, lying.., misunderstanding, romantic interest, School, skipping grades, surprised, Trouble, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5649
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Magic Items Found:	5758
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where age is just a number and fun is the only thing that matters! Join us and experience a world where skipping grades is the norm and birthdays are just a number away from being legal!

Our server is filled with friendly players who may or may not be lying about their ages, but hey, who’s counting? We have a group of guys who will make you feel comfortable, just like in high school, but without the drama of accidentally revealing your true age and getting called an asshole for “leading them on.”

So come on in and join the fun, where age is just a number and the only thing that matters is having a good time. Who knows, you might even find a group of friends who won’t judge you for being a little younger than you let on. See you in the game!

CareBearGone Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Breakup, CareBearGone, Closure, coping, emotional pain, forgiveness, Grief, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Loss, love, Minecraft, moving forward, moving on, relationships, Sadness, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1452
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Bruh, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP I’m on. So like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thinks potatoes are the key to unlocking secret powers in the game. And then there’s this other player who only communicates in dolphin noises, like what even is that? But the best part is our weekly llama races where we bet our diamonds and emeralds on which llama will win. It’s lit, fam. So if you wanna join a server where anything goes and you can let out all your weirdness, you gotta join us, like right now. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, so you know it’s gonna be a blast. Don’t miss out, bro!

CraftyCreeperAdventure

Adventure, broaden horizons, bucket list, CraftyCreeperAdventure, cultural immersion, embracing challenges, experiential learning, life changing, living fully, memorable moments, mind-expanding, new perspectives, once in a lifetime, personal growth, seizing the moment, Self Discovery, stepping out of comfort zone, travel, trying new things, unforgettable memories, unique experiences

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1649
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Buildings Constructed:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	32

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil llamas! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can test their skills in epic poultry combat.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to harness the power of the Rainbow Sheep and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with giant chickens, evil llamas, and magical Rainbow Sheep. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

SerbianRevolt Minecraft Server

activism, BALKANS, Democracy, demonstrations, eastern europe, Government, grassroots movements, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, major cities, Minecraft, opposition, Political unrest, PRESSURE, PROTESTS, Serbia, SerbianRevolt, Server, social justice, spread, Towns, Villages, Vučić

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3885
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2697	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Farms Harvested:	474
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where the greatest protests in the history of serbia are happening!! we got vučić feeling the heat as the protests spread from major cities to over 100 towns and villages!! join us for some epic block building and revolutionizing the virtual world!! who needs real life drama when you can have it all in minecraft?? come join now and be a part of the chaos!! #minecraftrevolution #serbiaprotests #virtualdrama

BoomCraft: US Freeze Fails!

BOOMCRAFT, Cambodian efforts, Cambodian landmine clearance, conflict zones, demining operations, explosive remnants of war, Fails, FOREIGN AID, FREEZE, funding freeze disrupts, Humanitarian Aid, international assistance, landmines, mine action, peacebuilding efforts, security threats, Southeast Asia, unexploded ordnance, US aid, US funding freeze, UXO removal, Vietnam War bombs, war legacy

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8953
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Runes Activated:	8
Emeralds Found:	4947	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

lol imagine a world where landmines and bombs from the Vietnam War are just scattered all over the place like confetti at a party. well, that’s basically what this Minecraft server is like! join us for some explosive fun as we navigate through a world filled with danger and excitement.

watch out for those sneaky landmines that could blow you sky high, or maybe stumble upon a hidden stash of Vietnam War bombs just waiting to be detonated. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form!

plus, with the US funding freeze causing chaos in Cambodia, you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter. maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret government bunker filled with treasure, or maybe you’ll have to navigate through a minefield to reach the next level.

join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where danger lurks around every corner. who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have this explosive experience instead?

CozyCraft Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, chair, comfort, comfort level, comparison, Couch, Cozy, CozyCraft, CUSHION, ergonomic, Fabric, Furniture, Home decor, interior design, Land, living room, lounging, recliner, Relaxation, seating, Sofa, Style, Support

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8504
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5031

Join our Minecraft server and find out which block is comfier to sit on! We’ve conducted extensive research and can confirm that our server has the comfiest blocks in all of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have the comfiest blocks, but we also have the most stylish pigs you’ve ever seen. They wear top hats and monocles and will make you question why you ever settled for regular pigs in Minecraft.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the comfiest blocks, the most stylish pigs, and the wildest disco party you’ve ever seen!

TipsyCraft

alcohol consumption, communication breakdown, communication in marriage, concern for safety, confronting loved ones, confronting spouse, defensive behavior, driving under the influence, drunk driving, expressing concern, healthy boundaries, marital conflict, misunderstanding, red flag, relationship challenges, relationship dynamics, spouse’s behavior, tipsy driving, TipsyCraft, trust in relationships, trust issues

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4765
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Enchantments Applied:	210	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	2201	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my wife after a few drinks? Look no further! Join our server for a tipsy good time like no other.

Our server is so crazy, even your wife will accuse you of attacking her when you confront red flags in the game. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join now for a chance to test your skills in a world where misspeaking can lead to epic battles and where having fun with friends might just get you in trouble with the virtual law. Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement – join our server today!

FreakyMC SMP: Embrace Your Inner Weirdo

BIZARRE, different, eccentric, Embrace, everyone, Freak, Freaky, FreakyMC, Individuality, kinks, LEVEL, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, peculiarities, Personality, QUIRKS, smp, strange, Unconventional, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird, Weirdo

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4706
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Potions Brewed:	63
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	629	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and tending to their crops like a bunch of basic b*tches? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our epic Minecraft SMP where things get freaky in all the best ways. We’re talking about building giant statues of Nicolas Cage, having llama races through lava pits, and hosting dance parties with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of cow worshippers, a rollercoaster that goes through a Nether portal, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner freak and join a community of like-minded weirdos, then come on down to our server and let the madness begin! Just remember, only the freakiest of the freaks need apply.

VanishingDesires

consensual, desire, disappear, disappearing, dream, Earth, FANTASY, Forbidden, Intimacy, longing, Lust, Mysterious, Mystery, Passion, secret, sex, temptation, ultimate fantasy, vanish, vanish off the face of the earth, VanishingDesires

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1260
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast with your friends! But wait, there’s a twist – if you could have sex with anyone you wanted to (completely consensual, of course), but after sex they vanish off the face of the earth, who would you pick?

Join our server and find out who your fellow players would choose to disappear into the abyss after a steamy Minecraft rendezvous. Will it be Steve from down the block, or maybe even the Ender Dragon? The possibilities are endless (and slightly concerning).

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions and disappearing acts. Who knows, you might just find your perfect disappearing partner in crime.

ZuckLeaksCraft

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4122
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell jokes. yea, u heard me right, jokes. and the best part? u can ride a chicken into battle against a giant zombie with a mustache. it’s like a circus on steroids, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party with llamas as the DJs? yea, it’s lit. u gotta see it to believe it. and if u think that’s crazy, wait til u see our underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade diamonds for seaweed. it’s like a dream come true, bro.

so, what u waiting for? join us now and let’s conquer this wacky world together. remember, on this server, everything i say leaks, just like Zuckerberg in a leaked meeting audio. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun. let’s make some memories that will leave u laughing for days. see u in the game, my fellow adventurer!

Tectonic

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Community, Crates, Custom Enchants, Discord, In-game & premium ranks, in-game economy, Minigames, new friends, Obtainable spawners, Optimal experience, Parkour, Player Warps, Players, PORT, Shops, Spleef, Tectonic, telepathy, Vanilla, Vein Miner, vote party

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	128
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Potions Brewed:	171	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dragons Tamed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Tectonic Minecraft Server Overview:

Features
Vote Party
In-game economy
Crates

Minigames (Spleef, Parkour)
Obtainable spawners

Custom enchants (Vein miner, Telepathy, …)

What are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server right now!

Java IP: Tectonic.lol

Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216

Port: 25565

Discord: https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR

Me and the community hope to see you in-game real soon!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server using the Java IP: Tectonic.lol or Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216 with port 25565.
Are there any special features on the server?	Yes, we offer features like Vote Party, in-game economy, crates, minigames, obtainable spawners, player warps & shops, and custom enchants.
Can I get premium ranks on the server?	Yes, we offer in-game and premium ranks for players.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR.

Eternal Pixel Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, ETERNAL, PIXEL, Realms

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3405
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8288	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Potions Brewed:	54
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Yo, forget about /b/ and come join our Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and free cake for all players, because who needs griefers when you’ve got cake, amirite?

Plus, our PvP arena is like the Hunger Games on steroids – except instead of weapons, you get to battle it out with giant squids and flying pigs. It’s a wild ride, trust me.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is run by a team of super intelligent llamas who are always ready to help you out with anything you need. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

GirlfriendGateCraft

anger, anger management, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Friend, friendship, Girlfriend, GirlfriendGateCraft, loyalty, nosy friend, nosy-ness, overreacting, personal business, personal space, privacy, Respect, Support, Understanding, Yelling

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5411
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Are you tired of nosy friends ruining your relationships? Join our Minecraft server where we promise zero drama and maximum fun!

Imagine a world where you can escape from the Freyas of the world and just focus on building epic structures with your friends. No more interruptions from unwanted questions about your personal life – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.

And if anyone dares to try and pry into your business, you can just build a fortress around yourself and tell them to back off! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who just want to have a good time without any drama.

So come join us and leave the Freyas behind. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing that matters is having a great time with your fellow gamers. See you in the game – and remember, no drama allowed!

AwkwardCraft: Redstone Romance

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardCraft, Communication, Confessions, EMBARRASSING, funny, Honesty, humor, INTIMATE, oversharing, personal boundaries, Redstone, relationships, romance, SELF AWARENESS, sex, sexual experiences, UNCOMFORTABLE, Vulnerability

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8118
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Enchantments Applied:	147	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Animals Bred:	132	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Look no further, because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some awkward moments that will leave you questioning your life choices. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server out there. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9794
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Animals Bred:	122	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2