BananaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8379
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Towns Built:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is bananas…literally! That’s right, we only accept payment in the form of bananas. The more bananas you offer, the higher your rank will be!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Banana King, who will challenge you to banana-themed mini-games and quests. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Banana King in a banana eating contest, you will be granted access to the secret banana dimension where all the rarest resources are found.

So come join us on our banana-filled adventure and see how many bananas it will take for you to become the ultimate banana warrior!

Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

acceptance, Appearance, Austria, Authenticity, belonging, conformity, cultural norms, discrimination, European, gender, Identity, Inclusivity, integration, Minecraft, pass, passing, Perception, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, unironic, Unironically

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	95
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Divine Spears Created:	21
Chimeras Created:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Votes:	9453	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Emeralds Found:	543	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6041
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Holy Grails Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	414
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Magic Items Found:	7992	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

LifeCraft, smp, unexpected, weight

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6174
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Divine Spears Created:	24	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Farms Harvested:	758	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

CraftyContraband

acceptable, Allowed, CraftyContraband, crime, Forbidden, illegal, Justice, Lawful, lawful practices, Laws, Legal, Legitimate, misconceptions, misunderstood, permissible, Prohibited, regulations, rules, society

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6504
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Zombie Dances:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2875
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	29

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4609
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

action, Adventure, Attacks, blocks, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficulty, Dodges, ENEMY, games, Gaming, Hardcore, INTENSE, Rhythm, RhythmCraft, sekiro, Soulslike, strategy, Time, Timing, video games

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4235
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Villages Defended:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9902
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	New Chunks Explored:	371571
Towns Built:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1347
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ores Mined:	6665
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	373
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1254
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4207
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Dragons Tamed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4726
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7404
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PixelPhysique

body type, ideal physique, physical appearance, physical appearance in a partner, physical appearance preferences, Physical attraction, physical attraction factors, physical attraction in dating, physical attraction in relationships, physical attraction qualities, physical attraction standards, physical attraction traits, physical characteristics, physical chemistry, physical compatibility, physical preferences, physical preferences in a partner, physical traits, physical turn-offs, physical turn-ons, PixelPhysique

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5574
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1095
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Are you into blocky, pixelated babes with square heads and pixelated abs? Then boy do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft server is filled with all the hot pixelated characters you could ever dream of. From Steve with his chiseled jawline to Creeper with his explosive personality, there’s someone for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.

And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.

So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?