BananaCraft: Cocaine Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2024

No Nihao on Trains Minecraft Server

asian americans, Asians, cultural appropriation, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, Diversity, Inclusivity, microaggressions, Minecraft, minority rights, NIHAO, public transportation, race relations, racism, Respect, Server, social etiquette, social justice, Stereotypes, Trains, white privilege, Xenophobia

Are you tired of not being able to say “nihao” to Asians on trains because you’re not even white? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all greetings, no matter what color you are! Join us for a wild ride filled with nonsensical conversations and questionable train etiquette. Who knows, you might even make a friend who will teach you how to say “hello” in every language except the one you actually need. Don’t miss out on this unique experience, join us now!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Cute Disney SMP – League of #202

amphibia, Big City Greens, cartoons, cute, discussion, Disney, DTVA, Female Protagonists, Hailey’s On It!, Hamster And Gretel, Harriet The Spy, hilda, Kiff, Kipo, League, League of Cute, MIRACULOUS, Moon Girl And Devil Dinosaur, smp, Star vs. the Forces of Evil, The Ghost And Molly McGee, The Owl House, Twelve Forever

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss all things related to cute and funny female protagonists in Western cartoons! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties every Friday night. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on our sick moves.

2. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained hamsters who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you. They may be small, but they are fierce!

3. We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But be warned, it’s guarded by a mischievous ghost who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

4. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to a parallel universe hidden somewhere in our world. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await on the other side?

So come join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most hilarious and absurd journey of your gaming life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BlockPartyFamDinner

annual dinner, Apology, BlockPartyFamDinner, Boundaries, brothers, city, City Living, Communication, complex relationship, Conflict Resolution, family dinner, family dynamics, glass half empty, glass half full, hosting dinner, parents, Personalities, Siblings, sister-in-law, Village, village life

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with sibling rivalry, passive-aggressive in-laws, and intense family dinners.

Are you a glass-half-full player or a glass-half-empty player? It doesn’t matter, because on our server, we embrace all personalities (even the ones who’d rather die than sleep over at your place).

Experience the thrill of hosting family dinners in Minecraft, where you can invite your siblings but ban their spouses for epic showdowns. Will you demand an apology before allowing them in your virtual house? The choice is yours!

Join us for a server like no other, where the drama is as intense as a zombie siege. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft family feuds to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Gods Slained:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

HopeCraft: Building a Better Tomorrow

#sustainability, building, collaboration, Community, compassion, education, Empathy, Environment, equality, Future, Hope, HopeCraft, innovation, Justice, optimism, Peace, positivity, progress, resilience, Technology, Tomorrow, Unity, world

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests, secret dungeons, and even teach you how to speak llama (it’s a real language, I swear).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a magical portal that leads to a land filled with candy mountains and rivers of chocolate. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftyDesertKingdom

arab-israeli conflict, CraftyDesertKingdom, Crown Prince, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, Palestinian state, peace process, Politics, recognition, reconciliation, regional stability, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, two-state solution

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where all the players are actually secret agents for saudi arabia and israel, but they gotta work together to build the ultimate base and defeat the evil ender dragon.

the crown prince of saudi arabia is like the boss of the server and he’s all like “no recognition for israel until we have a palestinian state, yo!” and everyone’s like “yeah, we gotta make peace in minecraft first before we can do it in real life, bro.”

join this server for the most epic diplomatic minecraft battles and crazy alliances you’ll ever see. plus, there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the map that will give you superpowers and make you the ultimate ruler of the server.

come on, don’t be a noob, join now and let’s make peace through minecraft!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Zombie Dances:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

DizzyCraft: Watch Your Step!

aging, balance, Contribute, correlation, dizziness, DizzyCraft, Factors, Falls, Future, geriatrics, health, likelihood, meta analysis, older adults, Prevention, research, Risk, Stability, statistics, step, study, vertigo, watch

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your little block house and tending to your pixelated farm, when BAM! You start feeling dizzy out of nowhere. But don’t worry, because on our server, dizziness is actually a good thing!

Yup, you heard me right. If you start feeling dizzy while playing on our server, you’re actually over 60% more likely to fall into some crazy adventure in the future. Forget about boring old regular falls, we’re talking about falling into hidden dungeons, falling into treasure troves, falling into epic battles with dragons and creepers.

And get this, even if you think there might be other factors contributing to your risk of falling, like maybe you ate too many virtual carrots or stayed up too late mining for diamonds, it doesn’t matter. On our server, dizziness is the key to unlocking a whole new world of excitement and danger.

So come join us on the most thrilling Minecraft server out there, where dizziness isn’t just a side effect, it’s a ticket to the ride of your pixelated life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Void Armor Forged:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Chrome Network

Adventure, building, Creative mode, Earth, Earthsmp, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Gaming Community, minecraft Java, Mini Games, Mods, multiplayer, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, redstone engineering, role playing, Server Events, Skyblock, smp, Survival

Lots of fun to be had! Smp, EarthSMP, Pixelmon, and more games coming soon! Minecraft Java 1.16.5 and other mods.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Aqua Planet SMP

Adventure, Aqua Planet SMP, Bosses, Custom Enchants, Discord, Economy, Enchants, Friends, Fun, Fun Community, great staff, Ip:, Islands, Land claiming, Minecraft, Monsters, oceans, Player Shops, Player Warps, PvE, PvP, Survival, Version, vote parties

Welcome to APSMP! A world like no other, sail the oceans and explore islands. Join, bring your friends, prepare to fight off monsters and bosses while you try to survive!

We have many fun features like Custom Enchants, Player Shops and Player Warps, Vote Parties, Land Claiming, Fun Community, Great Staff!

What are you waiting for? Hop in and have fun!!

↕️ SERVER IP: mc.apsmp.com ↕️ VERSION: latest [1.21.1]

↕️ DISCORD: apsmp.com/discord

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Buildings Constructed:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Void Gems Collected:	22
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Moony McMoonface: The Almost Vanilla Adventure! Version 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, Creative, Griefing, host, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Maps, Max8abug, McMoonface, Minecraft, Moonbat, Moony, player events, progress, Reset, Rewards, Safe, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Trust, update, Vanilla, Version

Moonbat Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Creative, Survival (no-griefing), Survival (griefing allowed)
Server IP	moonbat.ddns.net
Server Version	1.21.1

FAQ

Q: Can I trust that my progress will be safe on the SMP maps?

A: Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so your progress will be safe.

Q: Are there player events with survival rewards on the server?

A: Yes, we occasionally run player events with survival rewards.

Q: Who is the host of Moonbat Minecraft server?

A: Max8abug is the host of Moonbat Minecraft.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Cute Model Minecraft Server

#dare, adorable, Alluring, attractive, beauty, Captivating, challenge, charming, cute, delightful, Enchanting, fashion, Gorgeous, Irresistible, Lovely, Minecraft, MODEL, PRETTY, Server, STRIKING, Stunning, SWEET

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the models are cuter than a basket of kittens wearing tiny top hats! Seriously, we challenge you to find a server with more adorable pixelated creatures roaming around. Our cows have been known to break out into impromptu dance parties, and our chickens are expert beatboxers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can catch it, you’ll be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are as weird and wonderful as the world we’ve created. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and see if you can handle the cuteness overload on our server!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Emeralds Found:	5202	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Sushi SMP Star Minecraft Restaurants

culinary indulgence, decadent meals, eating sushi, exclusive dining, expensive food, extravagant meals, fine dining, fine dining experience, foodie experience, gourmet dining, gourmet sushi, high-end restaurants, high-priced sushi, indulgent sushi, lavish dining, luxury dining experience, luxury dining., Michelin star restaurants, Minecraft, premium dining, restaurants, smp, star, sushi, upscale sushi

Are you tired of eating 100 dollar plates of sushi at Michelin star restaurants all alone? Do you find yourself spamming fanfiction on a dead message board just to feel some sort of connection with others? Well, have we got the Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor fashion shows, llama races through Nether portals, and secret underground bases that rival the Batcave. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the craziness that ensues when this group of misfits comes together in the virtual world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Ores Mined:	1882	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

RoleBlockerMC

Acting, actress, Audition.., body image, cast meeting, college, decision, deserving, Drama, Experience, Guilt, high school, Jealousy, Júnior, Lead role, role switch, RoleBlockerMC, school play, Senior, talent, Theatre

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama isn’t just for the stage, it’s for the virtual world too! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and intense rivalries as you navigate through the treacherous world of high school drama.

Just like in real life, you’ll encounter jealous seniors who will stop at nothing to steal your spotlight. But fear not, because on our server, you can stand your ground and show them who’s boss. Take on the lead role and shine brighter than ever before!

With intense auditions and fierce competition, you’ll have to prove your worth and show off your acting skills. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for drama that you never knew you had. So come on, join us and let the drama unfold in the most epic way possible. Who needs real life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ores Mined:	9594	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Enchantments Applied:	267
Dragon Scales Harvested:	400	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftyLifeChange – Minecraft SMP

CraftyLifeChange, life change, lifestyle change, Minecraft, new beginnings, personal development, personal growth, Positive Change, self actualization, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-change, self-empowerment, self-evolution, self-realization, self-renewal, self-transformation, significant change, smp, transformation

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a llama wearing sunglasses and a top hat appears out of nowhere. He starts rapping about how this Minecraft SMP is the coolest place to be and how joining will change your life forever.

You see, on this server, we don’t just build houses and farms. We build entire theme parks dedicated to potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes. And every full moon, we have a potato-themed dance party where everyone dresses up as their favorite potato dish.

But that’s not even the best part. We have a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are trying to overthrow the evil sheep empire. It’s like Game of Thrones, but with more feathers and clucking.

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of potatoes, llamas, and chicken warriors, then this Minecraft SMP is the place for you. Join us and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2391	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

NatureCrafters

bird watching, camping, ecotherapy, Favorite way to connect with nature, forest bathing, Hiking, mindfulness in nature, Nature appreciation, nature connection, nature conservation, Nature exploration, nature healing., nature immersion, nature journaling, nature meditation, nature photography, nature therapy, nature walks, NatureCrafters, outdoor activities, star gazing

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate nature lover’s paradise!

Picture this: you log on and are immediately greeted by a friendly pack of wolves who are ready to be your loyal companions. You can ride around on a majestic unicorn through lush forests and crystal clear rivers. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even take a hot air balloon ride to explore the vast expanse of our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the elusive and magical rainbow sheep, who poop out diamonds instead of wool. Yes, you read that right – DIAMONDS. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret garden where the flowers sing and dance to your favorite tunes.

So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and embrace the whimsical, join our server today and let your imagination run wild!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

HezbaCraft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, communication disruption, cyber attack, cyber warfare, digital disruption, Disarray, extremist organization, HezbaCraft, hezbollah, information warfare, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military conflict, Minecraft, national security, Pager attack, political turmoil, security breach, Server, technology vulnerability, Terrorism

u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it got da most epic pager attack u ever seen. we threw hezbollah into disarray with our epic skills and now we run dis server like bosses. come join us and be part of da chaos and madness. we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and zombies doing da cha cha slide. u won’t find a server like dis anywhere else. so come on in and let’s have a blast together. also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest items and treasures. only da bravest and craziest players can find it. r u up for da challenge? join us now and let’s conquer da world of minecraft together!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	3927