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MelodicMayhem Minecraft Server

2PAC, Apology, Balkan country, Beef, biggie, Diss, DR. DRE, Eminem, fake fan, graphic t-shirts, hailie, Ja Rule, loose change, MelodicMayhem, Minecraft, music genre, Popularity, public embarrassment, Rap, Rivalry, school trips, Server, stan

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	244
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magic Items Found:	5302
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
New Chunks Explored:	743755	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of dealing with fake rap fans in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only beef is between creepers and players! We may not have Ja Rule dissing Eminem’s daughter, but we do have epic battles and adventures waiting for you.

Join us and leave the drama behind, because here, the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest rap-themed structures in the game. Show off your love for Eminem, 2Pac, Biggie, and Dr. Dre by creating pixel art masterpieces that will make even the most hardcore Stan jealous.

Forget about school drama and classmates who just don’t understand your love for rap music. On our server, you’ll find a community of like-minded players who share your passion for old-school hip hop. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s rap and roll!

NoBabysitPlsLOL

Address, Babysitting, children, cordial, Decline, free childcare, inappropriate, Kindness, neighbor, Neighborly, new year’s day, NoBabysitPlsLOL, single woman, spa day, taking advantage, Tension, Toddler, Unannounced, vacation, work from home, young

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6608
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Votes:	4509	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama? Look no further than our server, where you won’t find any pesky neighbors trying to pawn off their kids on you!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and explore without any unexpected visits from toddlers. Our server is a child-free zone, so you can focus on crafting your dream world without any interruptions.

Say goodbye to unwanted babysitting duties and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t find a more peaceful and drama-free gaming experience anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the neighborly drama behind!

HackLifeNotSMP

best kept secret, clever trick, efficiency, game changer, genius idea, hack of all hacks, HackLifeNotSMP, Hidden Gem, insider knowledge, life hack, life improvement, ninja trick, organization, personal growth, pro tip, productivity, secret tip, self improvement, smart solution, time-saving, useful advice

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	394
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the holy grail of servers, I swear! Like, you know when you find a life hack so good you almost don’t want to share it? Well, this server is like that, but on steroids!

So, get this, the admins on this server are actually aliens from outer space who have come to Earth to teach us how to build the most insane redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen. I’m talking automatic farms that harvest diamonds and spawn in rare mobs like unicorns and dragons. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but for Minecraft!

And the best part? The currency on this server is actually bacon. That’s right, you can trade bacon for enchanted gear, rare blocks, and even your own personal army of zombie pigmen. It’s like living in a bacon-filled dream world, I can’t even handle it!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself, then you need to join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a vegetarian, in which case, you might want to sit this one out. #BaconIsLife #MinecraftMadness #JoinNowOrRegretForever

CelebOopsForgiven

CelebOopsForgiven, celebrity apologies, celebrity behavior, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity mistakes, celebrity scandals, controversy, forgiveness, Forgotten, media scrutiny, public image, public opinion, public perception, Redemption, redemption arc, redemption stories, second chances, societal amnesia, societal forgiveness, TABLOID NEWS

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4372
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about forgiveness or forgetting because we have a whole town dedicated to scandalous celebrity behavior! Build your own scandalous mansion, host wild parties, and maybe even start a feud with a rival player over who wore the same dress better. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own in our virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that Justin Bieber once tried to grief our server but ended up getting banned for trying to build a statue of himself made entirely out of diamonds. Join now and see if you can top that level of chaos!

ZuckCraft: No Fact-Check Zone

#announcement, Accountability, CEO, controversy, decision, Digital, Disinformation, facebook, fact-checking, factcheck, INFORMATION, Integrity, Mark Zuckerberg, Meta, Misinformation, News, Platform, Removal, social media, Technology, transparency, Zone, ZuckCraft

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7093
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Meteorites Collected:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	93
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

so, like, u kno how mark zuckerberg is all like “i am the ceo of meta and i control everything” well guess what?! he just announced that there will be NO MORE FACT-CHECKING on our minecraft server! u can say whatever u want and no one will stop u! want to tell everyone u have a pet dragon in real life? go for it! want to claim u can fly in minecraft without wings? no one will fact-check u! join our server for the ultimate freedom of speech and lies! let your imagination run wild and make up the most outrageous stories ever! who needs facts when u have our server?! come join us now and let the lies begin!

Radioactive Neuroblastoma Protection Server

cell damage, cell protection, cell research, DNA damage, DNA protection, exposure durations, exposure effects, human cells, human health, menadione, menadione exposure, neuroblastoma, neuroblastoma cells, oxidative damage, oxidative DNA damage, Oxidative Stress, Protection, Protective Effects, radioactive, radiofrequency, radiofrequency exposure, research, Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	341
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6847	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the power of radiofrequency exposure will protect you from all the dangers of the game! forget about creepers blowing up your precious builds, with our special technology, you’ll be safe from all harm.

our players have reported feeling invincible after just a few hours of gameplay, thanks to the magical properties of radiofrequency exposure. no need to worry about pesky menadione causing oxidative DNA damage, we’ve got you covered!

join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and of course, the ultimate protection from all the baddies in the game. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience minecraft like never before. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the madness today!

I dont now Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Exploration, Factions, Friends, Fun, Gaming, I dont now, java edition, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4477
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28

The owner of the server “I dont now” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

idontnowt.aternos.me:14927

Carnival Adventure 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adventure, attraction, BIZARRE, Carnival, circus, clowns, costume, desire, Entertainment, FANTASY, fear, fetish, humor, kink, Laughter, makeup, Performance, role-play, sex, strange, taboo, Unconventional

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7068
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Magic Items Found:	5505	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Hey bros, you won’t believe the wild shenanigans happening on this Minecraft server! Imagine this: sex with clowns! Yeah, you heard me right. Clown lovin’ in Minecraft, who would’ve thought? Join for a truly unforgettable experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game. Don’t miss out on the chance to get freaky with those colorful, floppy-shoed jesters. It’s a whole new level of absurdity that you never knew you needed in your life. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let the clown love begin!

Dad’s Rual Cabin Minecraft Server

breathalyzer, Cabin, Camera, car battery, court ordered, Dads, Driving, dwi, family, iritated, Minecraft, Mountain, off the grid, off the grid cabin, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, Rual, rural cabin, Safety, Scared, Server, Sobriety, suspended license, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3313
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about drunk driving dads or breathalyzers in cars! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and no court-ordered breathalyzer drama.

On our server, you can explore off-the-grid cabins without any car battery troubles or random breathalyzer beeps. Build your own mountain hideaway, far away from any irritable dads or uncomfortable driving situations.

Don’t be scared to say no to driving duties on our server – we’re all about having fun and enjoying the game without any real-life stress. So come join us and leave the breathalyzers behind – unless you want to build a hilarious breathalyzer-themed build, then go for it!

MIL-Free Zone Craft

#breastfeeding, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Craft, Cultural differences, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, family relationships, grandparenting, in-law relationships, Manipulation, MILFree, mother-in-law, narcissistic behavior, newborn, parenting, personal boundaries, self-care, support system, toxic relationships, working mom, Zone

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6472
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my MIL’s antics!

We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from MILs who think they know everything about parenting to partners who believe their manipulative lies. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like trying to navigate a relationship with a narcissistic MIL.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got passive-aggressive notes, eye-rolling, and unsolicited parenting advice galore. And don’t forget the classic move of watching your baby cry with a smirk – it’s all part of the fun on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than dealing with a difficult mother-in-law. Just remember, in this server, drama is always on the menu.

LePenCraft96

aged 96, anti-immigration, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, death, european politics, extremist, far right, France, French politics, Jean-Marie Le Pen, Le Pen family, leader, Legacy, LePenCraft96, National Front, nationalist, nationalist movement, political figure, political ideology, right wing

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6826
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN JEAN-MARIE LE PEN WOULD’VE WANTED TO PLAY IT.

IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.

Home Phone Hideout

cell phone, Communication, communication devices, Deception, digital age, Friends, HIDEOUT, home, home phone, location services, lying.., personal information, personal safety, Phone, privacy, privacy concerns, privacy risks, SECURITY, social norms, societal changes, strangers, technological advancements, Technology

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4389
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	5782	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and madness! we have so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

imagine a world where creepers ride pigs and skeletons do the macarena while shooting arrows at you. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep music. you can join them if you can find the hidden entrance behind the giant cactus.

our server is so epic, even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. watch out for flying chickens and exploding sheep!

if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen and nothing makes sense, then this is the server for you. come join us and let the madness begin!

Green Tea Kingdom

Ad, cerebral white matter lesions, Consumption, Drinking, green tea, Green.., Kingdom, new findings, prevent dementia, tea, three or more glasses per day, vascular dementia

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9591
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

so like, if you wanna keep your brain all smart and stuff, you gotta join our minecraft server! we got green tea on tap, like literally flowing through the blocks. and get this, drinking three or more glasses a day can prevent dementia! who knew minecraft could be so good for your brain, right? come join us and level up your brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start sippin’ on that green tea goodness!

Frostwood Valley 1.21.4

1.21.4, died, Frostwood, fuwamoco, long tail tags, mornings, Valley

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4006
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	58	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn party on steroids!

Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.

You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.

Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!

StinkyFeetGFEXIT

adulting, awkward conversations, awkward situations, body odor, Boundaries, communication styles, couple dynamics, couples teasing, healthy relationships, hurt feelings, hygiene habits, personal boundaries, personal hygiene, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, Self Respect, self-care, smelly feet, stinky feet, StinkyFeetGFEXIT, teasing in relationships

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3159
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the stench of real life? Well, look no further! Our server is so fresh and clean, you won’t have to worry about any smelly feet ruining your gaming experience.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!

Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Players:	97/100	Votes:	6202
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Glorious Feasts Held:	15