BananaCraft: Cocaine Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4318
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Crops Grown:	8739	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	New Chunks Explored:	568032
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	11

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta check out this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! It’s like finding six tonnes of cocaine in a banana shipment – totally unexpected and wild, bro!

We got pigs flying around like they’re on a magic carpet ride, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide in the corner. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’re throwing raves every night and serving up potions that’ll make you see unicorns, man!

Join this server if you wanna experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget – just like finding that cocaine in the bananas, amirite? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4719
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4520
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Potions Brewed:	171
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7803
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Buildings Constructed:	24
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

SinCraft: Reddit Edition

Community, Deadly Sins, discussion, Edition, envy, gluttony, Greed, introspection, Life, Lust, people, Personal, pride, reddit, Reflection, Shaping, Sin, SinCraft, sloth, temptation, Wrath

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4815
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Void Gems Collected:	40
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

Animal Behavior, capability, competence, demonstration, dog, DOGGOS, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, leash, leash training, LeashCarrying, obedience, pet behavior, pet care, pet independence, pet ownership, pet ownership skills, pet training, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server, Skills, Training

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7811
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

clinical setting, Effectiveness, Healthcare, ketamine, liquid ketamine, Medical, medication, mental health, Oasis, pharmaceuticals, post-traumatic stress disorder, Psychiatry, ptsd, Relief, research, side effects, study, Symptoms, Therapy, Trauma, Treatment

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2769
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	162
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, belonging, camaraderie, collaboration, Community, Community Building, community feel, Connection, Craft, friendship, group dynamics, Inclusivity, mutual support, r9k, sense of belonging, Social Interaction, solidarity, Support, TEAM, teamwork, teamwork mindset, Unity

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8801
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

GuantanamoCraft SMP

asylum seekers, border control, civil liberties, concerns, controversial, deportation, detention, Government, Guantanamo, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal immigrants, immigration, immigration reform, national security, policy, Politics, Refugee Crisis, smp, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2795
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Alien Abductions:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

MineCraftMatchmaker

Commitment, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, compatibility in interests, emotional connection, Honesty, long term, love, loyalty, MineCraftMatchmaker, partner, Partnership, Physical attraction, relationship, Respect, Shared goals, Shared values, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6444
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Farms Harvested:	767
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

UkrainianLandWars

annexation, borders, Conflict, controversial, Diplomacy, Divided, Division, eastern europe, extremism, far right, international relations, nationalism, Politics, presidential candidate, Romania, Romanian, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkrainianLandWars

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9077
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Love Letters Sent:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

Skinny Talent Server

acting talents, artistic potential, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, cultural standards, Diversity, entertainment industry, Inclusivity, missed opportunities, Self-expression, Server, skinny, societal norms, talent, talent development, talent discovery, talent discrimination, talent evaluation, talent recognition, talent selection, talent showcase

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8762
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

Bowels of Doom Server

Biomarkers, bowel cancer, Bowels, cancer research, clinical trials, DOOM, early detection, gastrointestinal diseases, genetic markers, Healthcare, high risk, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, Institute of Cancer Research, London, medical advancements, oncology, patient care, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Prevention, Screening, Server, tumor development

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5160
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Enchantments Applied:	177	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3883

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

Meteor Madness 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, Attack, battle, danger, Defense, Destruction, fear, Fight, INTENSE, Madara, madness, meteor, Naruto, ninja, power, reaction, Shinobi, strategy, Survival, Suspense, thinking

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7284
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	22

Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

aggravating, ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, bothersome, day to day, exasperating, Frustration, Hassle, INCONVENIENCE, irksome, Irritation, Life, Minecraft, Nuisance, pesky, pet peeve, smp, troublesome, vexing

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9640
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyQualities

Authenticity, best qualities, Character, compassion, CraftyQualities, determination, Empathy, Generosity, grace, Honesty, humility, Integrity, Kindness, leadership, patience, person, positivity, resilience, Selflessness, wisdom, work ethic

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8404
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Buildings Constructed:	21
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Animals Bred:	119

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.

We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.

So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!