BananaBlock Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of wasted bananas! Join us for a banana-free experience filled with endless snack options and no guilt over uneaten fruit.

Our server offers a variety of activities, from building epic structures to battling mobs in the depths of the mines. And don’t worry, there are no bananas in sight to go to waste!

Join us and be part of a community that values snack options and understands the importance of not letting food go bad. Who needs bananas when you have a whole world of Minecraft adventures waiting for you? Join now and say goodbye to banana guilt forever!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Age 28 Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone acts like a mature adult? Well, look no further because our server is filled with 28-year-olds who still act like they’re 12! Join us for a wild ride of immature jokes, ridiculous pranks, and constant chaos. Who needs responsibility when you can spend your days building giant phallic structures and trolling your fellow players? So come on, join us and see for yourself how 28-year-olds really act in Minecraft!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ores Mined:	3656	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Void Armor Forged:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

The Secret Diamond Society Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding pigs. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think). Then, you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they so fancy? Who knows, but they sure do make for great conversation partners.

But wait, there’s more! Join our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, nothing is off limits. And the winner gets a prize that may or may not be a stack of dirt blocks (hey, we never said it was a good prize).

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored again.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Towns Built:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

DiscoDisabled Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the screeching and groaning of real life and dive into a world of blocky bliss! Join us for a dining experience that’s better than Olive Garden (not that it takes much) and enjoy the luxury of moving to a different room if you encounter any unexpected noises.

Just like the mentally disabled adult at the restaurant, our server will accommodate your needs and make sure you have a pleasant gaming experience. And if you ever feel like you need to switch tables (or biomes), we’ve got you covered!

So come on down to our server and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a family of creepers who will screech and groan their way into your heart. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide to move to a different part of the map – after all, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Star Shards Collected:	275
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

UndieCraft: Sibling Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to express themselves through their in-game fashion choices! Join us and strut your stuff in your digital boxers or underwear, just like the epic showdown between the sibling duo in our server’s lore. Will you be the one to claim victory in the battle of the bulge? Join now and find out!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

FavFactzMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered. How about building a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? We’re all about that here. And don’t even get me started on the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs – chaos ensued, but it was totally worth it.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into – the possibilities are endless!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Potions Brewed:	182
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftyCreeperCringe

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond armor-wearing llama who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the land of unlimited diamonds and cake.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Runes Activated:	5
Animals Bred:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, you gotta join because it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, survive a nerve agent attack and, like, be caught up in illegal and outrageous plots, man. like, there’s spies and stuff, and it’s, like, so intense, bro. join now if you wanna, like, live on the edge and be a total bad-ass in the world of Minecraft. it’s, like, a whole new level of crazy, man. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters

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So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? it’s like, the place to be if you wanna have a good time in Minecraft, bro. We got diplomats from India getting all tangled up in some crazy probe in Canada, like what even is that? But hey, if you wanna join a server where even the diplomats are getting in on the action, then this is the place for you. Come on over and see what all the fuss is about, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a “person of interest” too. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft. Join now for the wildest ride of your life!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Dragons Tamed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Java Jolt Kids Craft

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so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PeyyMC

Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Community Discord Building Mini games Roleplay Creative PvP Economy Redstone Farming Exploration Vanilla Skyblock Modded Quests Towny Prison Pixelmon Bedwars, Vanilla

A community survival Minecraft server. Come and build with us and be sure to join the discord!

We’ve also got some mini games in the works, so stay tuned!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

Anarchy, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Large Online, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

✨ELYSIUM – Tap your donation t.me/ElysiTapBot✨

✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Falling into the Void:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

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GreenCraft SMP Overview

Features
🌐 Nations – Claim land, build bases, and fight wars
🎮 Cross-Platform – Joinable by Java and Bedrock players
🤺 Minigames – Play various minigames with friends
⭐ Events – Bi-weekly events with rewards
🗺️ Collectable Maps – Earn unique map art through activities
😶‍🌫️ Land Claims – Keep your belongings safe
🗳️ Community Engagement – Community feedback is valued

Join GreenCraft SMP today

Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play on GreenCraft SMP as a Bedrock player?	Yes, the server is available to both Java and Bedrock players.
How often are events hosted on the server?	Events are hosted every 2 weeks with rewards for participants.
Are there restrictions on land claims within nations?	You can claim as much land as you want, but it’s encouraged to be reasonable.
Can I join the minigames with my friends?	Yes, you can type /warp minigames in chat to access various minigames with friends.
How can I provide feedback to the community?	You can join the server’s discord for updates and engage with the community there.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Democracy In My Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where democracy reigns supreme! Our server is run by a council of chickens who have been elected by the players to make all the important decisions. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Just convince the chickens it’s a good idea and you’re good to go!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chicken council and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens to protect democracy, or will you join the llama rebellion and bring chaos to our peaceful server?

So come join us and experience the wackiest, most politically charged Minecraft SMP out there! Who knew virtual politics could be so entertaining?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Emeralds Found:	3094
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

FilmFreakMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	2042
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.