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Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9203
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4723	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Mines Excavated:	2395
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8978
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Emeralds Found:	9468
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1907
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9090
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Alien Abductions:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Emeralds Found:	1805	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2194
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	486
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	7758
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	19
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5854
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9546
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	211
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ores Mined:	1719

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1298
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	7796	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Star Shards Collected:	104
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

FriendshipStruggles Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, aita, Balancing, Boundaries, canceled plans, Communication, concern, dismissed feelings, Emotional Abuse, emotional needs, friendship, FriendshipStruggles, hurt, ignored, ISOLATION, Meeting, Minecraft, mutual friend, panic attack, Server, Struggling, Support

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	403
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Dragons Tamed:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest stories and craziest escapades that will leave you questioning reality.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?

So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

PissedCraft: AITA? WifeMad

aita, Birthday, Brazil, children, DEBT, defuse situation, Europe, greece, husband, last minute tickets, Maceió, Marriage, medical assistance, Paris, pissed off, PissedCraft, savings, spain, Surprise, travel, Wife, WifeMad

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2685
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	209	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of dealing with a travel-loving spouse who expects extravagant trips on their birthday every year? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!

PerspectiveShiftMC SMP

altered perspective, awakening, changed worldview, defining moment, different outlook, epiphany, eye-opening, life altering event, life changing, new outlook, paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective shift, PerspectiveShiftMC, pivotal event, profound impact, Self Discovery, shift in mindset, smp, transformative experience, transformative moment, turning point

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1248
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Divine Spears Created:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I’m on. It’s like, the most lit server ever, I swear. So, like, there was this one time where we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato, right? And then, out of nowhere, a herd of zombie pigs attacked us and we had to defend our precious potato statue with our lives. It was insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. One time, we all got together and decided to have a dance party in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me right, the Nether. We were busting out our best dance moves while dodging fireballs from ghasts. It was wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on the time we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you read that right, a diamond chicken. We searched far and wide, battling mobs and solving puzzles, until we finally found it. And let me tell you, that chicken laid the most epic diamond eggs you’ve ever seen.

So, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total game-changer, bro.

BlockyBoysRealm

baby boy names, best boy names, BlockyBoysRealm, boy names, boy names ideas, boy names inspiration, boy names list, boy names suggestions, classic boy names, cool boy names, cute boy names, favorite baby boy names, favorite boy name, handsome boy names, modern boy names, popular boy names, strong boy names, top boy names, traditional boy names, trendy boy names, unique boy names

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8348
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Divine Spears Created:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you block-building maniacs out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you dare to challenge his clucky reign?

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic adventure and let your creativity run wild! Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else.

ElectionCraft2020

cyber attacks, Diplomacy, economic impact, election, ElectionCraft2020, Entities, foreign interference, global affairs, Government, HACKING, influence, international relations, Iranian, Manipulation, Politics, Russian, sanctions, sanctions list, SECURITY, united states, US

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4049
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	144	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

so like, you know how the US is all like “no no no, you can’t mess with our elections”? well, this server is like the complete opposite of that! we ENCOURAGE you to mess with everything! want to start a fake campaign for president of the server? go for it! want to bribe other players with diamonds to vote for you? totally allowed! we even have a special “influence the election” mini-game where you can try to sway the votes in your favor. join now and show those pesky sanctions who’s boss!

Anarchy Minecraft server

Anarchy, Donations, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5897
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	266	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Emeralds Found:	8251	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

The best Anarchy with Donations for you!

DominusVoid.aternos.me

Forgotten Realms

Adventure, Anime, casual player, challenge, Click away, Discord, DOMINATE, Dragon Balls, dragon slayer, ENERGY, Equip, explosive, Forgotten, legendary items, loot boxes, mumen rider, power system, Realms, seasoned pro, smp, Teleporting, Unique

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2312
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Emeralds Found:	3937	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Chimeras Created:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ores Mined:	5223
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Welcome to Forgotten Realms!
Are you ready for a Bedrock Minecraft adventure like no other? Look no further! Forgotten Realms combines thrilling gameplay with a unique, anime-inspired power system that’s easy to enjoy—even if you’ve never watched anime.
Every player gets a randomly assigned power upon joining. Will you wield the explosive might of Killer Queen, the teleporting finesse of Boogie Woogie, or the unstoppable energy of a Super Saiyan? The possibilities are endless!
Explore the map to uncover loot boxes filled with legendary items like the Dragon Slayer sword, Mumen Rider’s helmet, and even the mythical Dragon Balls. Equip yourself and dominate the realm!
Join Us Today: Add WonderfulRIVET on Discord to join the server and experience the Forgotten Realms for yourself. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a casual player, adventure is just a click away.
What are you waiting for? The Forgotten Realms are calling—answer the challenge!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, add WonderfulRIVET on Discord and follow the instructions provided to connect to Forgotten Realms.

2. What anime-inspired powers are available in the game?

Some of the anime-inspired powers available include Killer Queen, Boogie Woogie, and Super Saiyan. Each player is randomly assigned a power upon joining.

3. What legendary items can I find in loot boxes?

You can find legendary items like the Dragon Slayer sword, Mumen Rider’s helmet, and Dragon Balls in loot boxes scattered throughout the map.

4. Is the server suitable for both experienced players and casual players?

Yes, Forgotten Realms welcomes players of all skill levels. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a casual player, there’s adventure waiting for you on the server.

5. How can I dominate the realm?

To dominate the realm, equip yourself with legendary items and master your anime-inspired powers in gameplay. Explore the map, defeat opponents, and rise to the top of Forgotten Realms.

Players:	103/400	Votes:	5453
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6