Ban Hammer Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a server-wide treasure hunt where the prize is a real-life llama delivered to your doorstep?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground societies, where players trade rare items like enchanted golden carrots for magical powers. And don’t even get me started on the time someone accidentally turned the entire server into a giant potato farm.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky range bans from Germany.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Better Than The OC Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the absolute bomb-diggity! We’ve got llamas that can breakdance, pigs that can fly, and villagers that tell the funniest jokes (seriously, they should go on tour).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the Endermen let loose and show off their sick dance moves.

So why join our SMP? Because where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT, challenge a pack of creepers to a dance-off, and have a pet dragon named Steve? Trust us, this server is lit AF and you won’t want to miss out on all the shenanigans. Join now and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Blocky Goals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old objectives? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Complete quests like finding the legendary golden carrot or building a house out of enchanted cheese blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden dimension where you can meet a talking llama who will give you magical powers if you can beat him in a dance-off. And don’t forget about our weekly “Turtle Racing” competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Who knows what crazy objectives you’ll meet next!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more shenanigans than a monkey on a unicycle, and more chaos than a toddler with a tub of glitter.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream base while dodging flying llamas and riding pigs into battle. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a group sing-along with creepers as backup dancers.

And let’s not forget about our legendary Cock and Dick/Penis thread. It’s like a treasure hunt, but instead of gold, you’ll find hilarious memes and questionable jokes. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, come join us in this Thailand-sized adventure!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MapleCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring you the best of Canadian culture in pixelated form! Forget America lite, we’ve got poutine-powered creepers, hockey stick swords, and beavers building dams out of diamond blocks. Join us for a chance to ride a moose into battle, apologize to zombies for killing them, and build igloos that double as secret bases. So come on, eh? Join our server, where the maple syrup flows like water and the Tim Hortons never runs out of coffee!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Country Politics Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the boring old politics in your country? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only politics you’ll find are deciding who gets the last diamond in the chest. No more debates, just pure blocky fun!

Our server is home to the most epic battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: a group of players riding on pigs armed with carrots, charging into battle against a horde of evil skeletons. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own civilization. They have their own laws, their own currency (emeralds, of course), and even their own version of reality TV. You won’t believe the drama that goes down in Villager Village.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who needs real-world politics when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	197	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Wawa’s Kiara Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for Happy Happy Wawaween, where the only rule is to have fun and laugh until your sides hurt!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! We have a secret dimension where you can ride pineapples, a pathway that leads beyond the way to insanity, and a fiery and icy adventure that will leave you breathless.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a Takotori MC event where you can battle it out with chickens, a Myth Reunion that will blow your mind, and a Mirage 3D Anniversary Live that will make you question reality itself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a Hololive Stage World Tour, where you can witness the most epic performances from your favorite virtual idols. Plus, we have merch that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

””/数字/ – JP Vtubers Minecraft SMP””

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP! Join us for a virtual adventure like no other, where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of Japanese Vtubers, each with their own unique powers and abilities. From Aogiri Highschool to VPI Cafe, you never know who you might run into on our server. Will you befriend the mysterious Dot Live or challenge the mighty Hololive to a duel? The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and become a legend in the world of virtual reality! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden secrets of 2434 or stumble upon the legendary Idolm@ster vα-liv. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Falling into the Void:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CobblePunk

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CobblePunk is a Cobblemon based server! what makes us unique is we encourage users to stick to a steampunk/solarpunk theme with their buildings!

we also have flying ships, create and more to enjoy!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

🟡🟡BLIXMINE – Immerse yourself in the world of lava🟡🟡 Minecraft server

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Welcome to the BlixMine server – a unique place for true connoisseurs of griefer survival! Here you can test your PvP skills, build powerful bases and fight with other players for resources.? Server Features:• Griefing: Destruction of other players’ buildings is allowed, so be prepared for unexpected attacks!• Economy: Earn, trade and grow in our unique economic world.• Clans: Create or join clans, team up with friends and fight for control of territory.• Events: Regular events and tournaments with prizes for the most active players!• Magic and Artifacts: Discover unique items and magical abilities that will help you in battle.? Plugins: We use the best plugins to improve your gaming experience, including anti-spawn griefing, a clan system and much more!? Join us! Don’t miss the chance to become part of our friendly community. Join BlixMine and show everyone what you can do!We are waiting for you at BlixMine – this is where your adventure begins

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	313	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	26

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Crafty Chaos Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, buckle up buttercup, because on our server, we’ve got bullets with names on them! That’s right, each bullet is custom engraved with the name of your worst enemy in the game. Want to take out that pesky creeper that always blows up your house? Just load up your gun and let ‘er rip!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can lay diamond eggs. That’s right, DIAMOND EGGS! Imagine the possibilities of having a never-ending supply of diamonds just waiting to be hatched.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether, where the lava is made of hot sauce and the pigmen ride around on flying pigs. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just another day on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember, when you see that bullet with your name on it, duck and cover!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	3411	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

This is you Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing boring old single-player Minecraft? Do you want to join a server where the cows wear sunglasses and the creepers breakdance? Well, look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely out of cake, and have dance parties with the Ender Dragon. Our server is so crazy that even the skeletons have started a boy band!

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the world, guarded by a pack of evil bunnies with laser eyes. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

2b2t Oceania

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2b2t Oceania – Oceania-based anarchy for those interested in a 2b2t alternative that is focused around Australia and surrounding countries! Minimal admin intervention and a dedicated community.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	1939	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Draythor

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𝔻𝕣𝕒𝕪𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕍𝕒𝕟𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕒 𝕆𝕟𝕖𝔹𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕜 𝔹𝕠𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕤 Realistic Vanilla Survival with Elements of Natural Phenomena. Also has a OneBlock mode.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Chuds’ Funny Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, serious Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays by the book? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and absolute mayhem.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine busting out some killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a tiny helmet charging into battle.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our Nether realm, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen are always up for a good time. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon, who has a habit of photobombing unsuspecting players during their epic boss battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who needs the right when you can have a whole lot of fun on our server!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Future White Man SMP: Late Stage Judaism – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the impending Hindu rapejeet invasion and economic collapse by building your own virtual paradise! Join us and fight off endless hordes of Hindu male rape rats while competing for scarce resources like open jobs, white women, and even food. Don’t let the Jews win – join our server and show those Indians who’s boss in this epic battle for survival! Build, craft, and mine your way to victory in a world where every block counts and every move could mean the difference between life and death. Are you ready to take on the challenge and save our civilization from certain doom? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.