Ban Hammer Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4809
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Animals Bred:	56	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a server-wide treasure hunt where the prize is a real-life llama delivered to your doorstep?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground societies, where players trade rare items like enchanted golden carrots for magical powers. And don’t even get me started on the time someone accidentally turned the entire server into a giant potato farm.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky range bans from Germany.

GenoCraft: Rebel Rampage

Africa, atrocities, civil war, Conflict, Genocide, Genocraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international relations, Leaders, Peacekeeping, Political unrest, Rampage, rebel, rebels, sanctions, sanctions enforcement, Sudan, Sudanese government, united nations, US, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3822
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Falling into the Void:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where the players are, like, rebels from sudan? ya, apparently they’ve been accused of committing genocide in the game and now the US is sanctioning their leaders. but don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games in minecraft land! join this server for a wild ride and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of sudanese rebels in the virtual world. who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into! come on, you know you wanna be a part of this insane adventure!

Robo Romance Mine 1.21.3

1.21.3, Artificial Intelligence, catfishing, DATING, Deception, digital romance, Gender Identity, Identity, kind robot, LGBTQ, love, Manipulation, online dating, relationships, Robo, robot dating, robot relationships., romance, Technology, tranny, Transgender, tricking

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7957
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Towns Built:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a wild ride where you can trick a friendly robot into going on a date with a total trap (aka me)!

Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue when you’re building your epic castle and suddenly you see a robot trying to impress a sassy tranny!

Join now for the most bizarre and unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a total blast!

KimJongCraftCastle

arrest attempt, corruption charges, criminal investigation, fortress, government crackdown, high-profile arrest, KimJongCraftCastle, law enforcement, legal defense, legal proceedings, official residence, political controversy, political scandal, political turmoil, presidential impeachment, presidential protection, Presidential Residence, presidential security, public outcry, security measures, South Korean president

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4992
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mines Excavated:	4338

lol u ever wanted to play on a server where the south korean president is hiding out in a fortress? well now u can! join our server and help protect the president from getting arrested again, cuz u know he’s got some serious beef with the law. build ur own fortress, gather resources, and maybe even become the president’s personal bodyguard. who knows, maybe u’ll even get a chance to ride a diamond-encrusted llama into battle. come join the chaos and see what adventures await u on this crazy server!

Viral Brain Bounce

Alzheimer’s disease, bounce, Brain, Brain diseases, brain disorders, brain health, brain research, brain trauma, brain viruses, dementia, dormant viruses, head injuries, military injuries, military trauma, neurological conditions, neurology, sports concussions, sports injuries, traumatic brain injury, viral, virus activation, virus reactivation

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9892
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4637
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Animals Bred:	36
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

LOL, U WANNA AVOID DEMENTIA? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! WE GOT THE BEST BRAIN-BOOSTIN’ MINI-GAMES AND PUZZLES THAT’LL KEEP UR NOODLE FRESH AND JUICY! PLUS, OUR WACKY COMMUNITY WILL MAKE U LAUGH SO HARD, U’LL FORGET ALL ABOUT THOSE DANG VIRUSES IN UR BRAIN! COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S PARTY LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW!

{MOM ANARCHY} Minecraft server

184073, 18407345256846, 2b2t, Anarchy, banner, Discord, Fun, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, Mods, mom, Server, wipes

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4419
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dimension Hops:	6

anarchy without wipes and mods, we are far from 2b2t, but the idea is the same! have fun!

To start playing, join our discord. this is a must.

momanarchy.aternos.me:50750

Mystic Isles of Makeine 1.21

brand reputation, business strategy, Business Success, comparison, Competition, customer satisfaction, Decision making, Failure, financial performance, growth, industry trends, innovation, Isles, leadership, Makeine, Management, market analysis, market positioning, market share, mystic, product development, strategic planning, success

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5763
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Yo, bro, lemme tell ya about dis epic Minecraft server that’s gonna blow your mind! Forget about Roshidere, that place is a snoozefest compared to this wild ride of a server.

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft, like seriously, we got pigs flying and creepers doing the cha-cha slide.

We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a stick at, and our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna log off.

So why did Makeine become so successful? Because we’re the ultimate Minecraft experience, baby! Don’t be a square, join us now and let the madness begin!

DressCodeDrama

bodycon dress, bold outfits, Cousins wedding, dress code, DressCodeDrama, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, fashion, fashion choices, generational differences, Individuality, Jealousy, modesty, Self-expression, wedding attire, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding guest attire, wedding guest etiquette

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8997
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of family drama in real life? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our epic Minecraft server where you can escape all the craziness and just focus on building and having fun.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately spawn in a world where you can wear whatever bold, fun outfit you want without anyone judging you. No more worrying about distracting someone’s fiancé with your fabulous fashion choices – on our server, the only thing you’ll be distracting is the creepers with your killer style!

Join us and build your dream world where you can be unapologetically yourself. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky adventures with your new Minecraft buddies? So come on, leave the real world behind and join our server for a wild ride of fun and fashion!

DreamCraftMC

abandoned dreams, Ambitions, aspirations, aspirations lost, dream, DreamCraftMC, dreamer, dreams abandoned, dreams released, dreams relinquished, dreams surrendered, forgotten dreams, giving up, goals, letting go, lost dreams, moving on, past dreams, unachieved dreams, unfulfilled dreams, unrealized dreams

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9590
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Have you ever dreamed of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen? Or maybe you’ve always wanted to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Well, on our server, all your wildest Minecraft dreams can come true!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life. Our server is home to a community of players who have all abandoned their boring real-world dreams in favor of crafting, building, and exploring in the virtual world. We have secret underground lairs, sky-high treehouses, and even a roller coaster that goes through a volcano (don’t worry, it’s inactive).

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your mundane dreams and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join us on our server and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies run wild!

PutinCraft: Trump’s Quest

Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, diplomacy meeting, foreign relations, Geopolitics, international politics, Meeting, Négotiation, News, president, putin, PutinCraft, Quest, russia, Stance, summit, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, Understanding, united states, world leaders

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5739
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magic Items Found:	2634
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	New Chunks Explored:	326457
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

join this server and become a minecraft master like no other! we have more diamonds than trump has shady deals with putin. our admins are so powerful, they can understand russia’s stance on ukraine in just one glance.

rumor has it, if you join our server, you’ll get to meet putin himself within 6 months. that’s right, putin plays minecraft and he’s just waiting for you to join so he can show you his secret redstone creations.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and become a part of the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. who needs politics when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to slay?

CalciumCraft: UdderlyProtective

bowel cancer, calcium, calcium sources, CalciumCraft, Cancer prevention, daily intake, dairy, diet, findings, Fortified, health, Long-term Health, milk, non-dairy, nutrition, Prevention, protective effect, research, risk reduction, Soy milk, study, UdderlyProtective

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3313
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	140	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Players Killed by Monsters:	1908	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the cows drop milk like its nobody’s business! we have so much calcium flowing through our pixelated world that you’ll be protected from bowel cancer like a boss. sip on that fortified soy milk and watch as your risk of getting rekt by cancer decreases by 17%! who needs real life when you can live in a world where milk is life and cows are your best friends? join us now and say moo to cancer!

Rate Me Please 1.21

appraisal, Assessment, critique, Evaluation, Feedback, feedback request, opinion, please, Rate, rate me, rate my appearance, rate my business, rate my performance, rate my product, rate my service, rate my skills, rate my website, rate my work, Rating, review, Score

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8223
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

OMG you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously bro, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but also like a zombie apocalypse but in a good way, ya feel me?

The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are like superheroes with diamond armor and enchanted swords, it’s lit AF.

You can build a house made entirely of cake and ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, I’m not even kidding.

And the best part is, there’s a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s wild man.

So like, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventure of your life, you won’t regret it, I promise.

BdaySplurgeCraft

BdaySplurgeCraft, birthday celebration, blowing through money, celebrating birthday, celebrating on a budget, celebrating with dinner, celebrating with friends, celebrating without splurging, credit card debt, exotic cocktails, expensive dinner, financial boundaries, frugal, high bill, money management, personal finance, pricey restaurant, saving for retirement, spending habits, splitting the tab

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8731
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1251

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate birthdays in the most extravagant way possible! Join us for a virtual dinner party where the bill is always sky-high and the cocktails are out of this world.

Our close friend, who loves to splurge on expensive meals and fancy drinks, will be hosting the party. Don’t worry about the cost, because he expects his friends to foot the bill as a gift. It’s the perfect way to show your love and appreciation by emptying your virtual pockets for his pleasure.

But if you’re more of a frugal player like us, don’t worry! We have plenty of ways to celebrate without breaking the bank. From virtual travel adventures to retirement savings challenges, we’ve got something for everyone.

So come join us on our server and let’s celebrate in style, because when it comes to birthdays, the crazier, the better!

SaratovSizzleCraft

aerial assault, big fire, Border dispute, Conflict, diplomatic crisis, drone attack, eastern europe, emergency response, international relations, military aggression, military conflict, military escalation, political tension, RETALIATION, russia, Saratov region, SaratovSizzleCraft, security breach, Surveillance technology, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1601
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Star Shards Collected:	131	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Ukraine be tryna mess with us! They straight up sent drones to attack us but we just built a big ol’ fire and roasted marshmallows while we watched. Join us and see what other crazy shenanigans we get into, like riding pigs into battle or building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon. Ain’t no server like this one, so come on and join the madness!

Gun Violence StudyCraft

depression, exposure, gun, Gun Violence, gun violence impact, gun violence study, mental health, mental health outcomes, mental health research., mental health services, mental health utilization, psychological effects, public health, research, risk factors, societal impact, study, StudyCraft, Suicide risk, Trauma, U.S. adults, violence, Violence prevention

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4065
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

join our epic minecraft server and escape the gun violence madness of the real world! on our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from evil creepers instead of evil people!

our players have reported feeling happier and less stressed after playing on our server. one player even said they cured their depression by building a giant rainbow castle!

come join us and let minecraft be your therapy. who needs mental health services when you have a diamond sword and a pet wolf by your side?

don’t be a sad panda in the real world, come be a happy panda in our minecraft world!

Gura’s Enchanted Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, adorable, Anime, cute, cute shark, Enchanted, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, gawr gura, gura, Guras, hololive, Idol, Japan, Kawaii, Livestreamer, Realm, shark, shark girl, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, vtuber girl

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3403
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because Gura is cute AF on here. I’m talking next level cuteness that will make your heart explode into a million pieces. Plus, the mobs are all dressed up in adorable outfits, like little fashionistas running around. It’s like a kawaii dream come true, man. So what are you waiting for? Get your butt in here and experience the cuteness overload for yourself!