Ban Hammer Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	414
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2588	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	148	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a server-wide treasure hunt where the prize is a real-life llama delivered to your doorstep?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground societies, where players trade rare items like enchanted golden carrots for magical powers. And don’t even get me started on the time someone accidentally turned the entire server into a giant potato farm.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky range bans from Germany.

Aurora Valley 1.20.4

1.20.4, Anime, Anime Series, aurora, beautiful girl, birthday celebration, birthday girl, birthday greetings, birthday message, Birthday Party, birthday wishes, character birthday, fictional character, Happy Birthday, high school, japanese animation, light novel, Oregairu, romantic comedy, slice of life, Valley, youth drama, Yukino

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5985
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9965	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Yo, listen up gamers! If you ain’t on this Minecraft server, you’re missing out big time! Why? Because today is Yukino’s birthday, the most beautiful girl in Oregairu! And guess what? She’s throwing a virtual party on the server!

Join us for some epic birthday celebrations, where we’ll be building giant birthday cakes, setting off fireworks, and maybe even challenging Yukino to a PvP battle (just kidding, she’s too OP).

So if you wanna hang out with the coolest anime characters and have a blast, join our server now! Who knows, you might even get a virtual hug from Yukino herself! Don’t miss out, join now and let’s make this the best birthday ever!

EvictCraft Minecraft Server

apartment, Behavior, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Damage, decision, Drunk, EvictCraft, Eviction, Friendly, knife, LANDLORD, living situation, Minecraft, Poor, regret, rental, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, ROWDY, Server, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9267
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Hey there! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild and unpredictable than V jr after a night of heavy drinking? Look no further! Our server is like living in a virtual apartment with crazy roommates, except instead of dealing with knife-wielding drunkards, you’ll be battling zombies and creepers!

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of evicting unruly tenants from your virtual world, just like our landlord did to V and V jr. But don’t worry, there’s no need to feel bad for them – they’ll respawn in no time and be back to their friendly selves (hopefully without the knives).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft adventure that’s more chaotic than a drunken rampage, come join us on our server. Just watch out for any doors that may have been damaged in the process – you never know what’s lurking behind them!

NoMoreBabysitBroKidsRuinedNYE

aita, Babysitting, brother, Drunk, family, Friends, Kids, mad, nephew, new year’s eve, Niece, NoMoreBabysitBroKidsRuinedNYE, offer, Party, Pay, Plans, Respect, sibling conflict, Time, TOUGH, Upset

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8426
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your siblings? Come join our Minecraft server where we promise not to leave you hanging like this poor soul’s brother did on New Year’s Eve! Our community is full of responsible players who understand the importance of respecting each other’s time and plans.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting your nephew and niece while your brother and his wife party the night away. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and making friends who won’t ditch you for a fancy party.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all the drama behind! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the game that only the most loyal and trustworthy players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Only one way to find out!

NoobGoneWild Minecraft SMP

AVOID, bad experience, experiences, lesson learned, lessons learned, Minecraft, never again, NoobGoneWild, not a fan, not again, not enjoyable, not for everyone, not for me, not impressed, not my style, not my thing, not recommended, not worth it, one and done, smp, tried it once, won’t try again

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1214
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Enchantments Applied:	197
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

So, like, this Minecraft server I was on once, right? It was like, totally lame. But then I found this new server and OMG, it’s like a whole new world of craziness and fun! Like, they have this thing where if you find a diamond, you get a real diamond sent to your house. I know, right? And there’s this secret underground base where all the mods hang out and throw wild parties. I heard one time they even had a pet llama riding contest, like what even is that? But the best part is the community, everyone is so chill and friendly. Like, one time I got lost in the nether and this dude built me a rollercoaster back to spawn. It was epic. So yeah, you should totally join this server if you’re into wild adventures and random shenanigans. Plus, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the map. So yeah, come join the madness, it’s gonna be lit AF!

MoodBoostingBlocks

cheerful moments, daily delights, everyday comforts, everyday happiness, everyday joys, feel-good moments, happiness hacks, happy thoughts, instant mood boosters, instant mood lift, instant pick-me-up, little things, mood boosters, mood elevators, mood enhancers, mood lifters, MoodBoostingBlocks, positive vibes, simple pleasures, small joys

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5806
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Mines Excavated:	4057	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	5406
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log on, a chorus of singing parrots greets you with a personalized welcome song. Not only that, but all the mobs in the game have been replaced with dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Want to build a house out of giant rainbow-colored blocks? Go for it! Need a break from mining for diamonds? Hop on a flying pig and soar through the skies. This server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun. So why join? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of cheese? Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

Ambassador, arrested, Demand, iran, Italian Journalist, italy, Minecraft, PastaCraft, Release, Server, Tehran

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3018
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

lol ok so like u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got a secret tunnel that leads straight to the center of the earth where u can mine diamonds for days. plus, our resident llama, Larry, is a retired spy who once infiltrated a secret base in Iran to rescue a kidnapped Italian journalist. true story bro. so come join us and be part of the most insane adventures ever! #LarryTheLlama #DiamondsForDays #SecretTunnelFun

GazaPoliceGone11

airstrikes, CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, Gaza police, Gaza Strip, Gaza violence, GazaPoliceGone11, Hamas, international news, Israeli military, Israeli strike, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, military operation, palestinian authority, Palestinian officials, political tensions, violence, War

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	991
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Alien Abductions:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than an israeli strike! we have so much chaos, even the head of the gaza police would be impressed. come join the fun and see if you can survive our crazy world filled with surprises at every turn. who needs real life drama when you can have this much excitement in minecraft? come join us now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

BrickCraft Labs: CLL Survival Boost

3D culture systems, Activity, biocompatible, biocompatible 3D culture systems, Boost, BrickCraft, Brno, Brno research, cancer research, Cell Culture, cells, Chronic Lymphocytic Leukemia, Chronic Lymphocytic Leukemia cells, CLL, enhance interactions, improve activity, improve survival, in vitro, in vitro research, interactions, Labs, researchers, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2309
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. like, the researchers from brno, they created this like, biocompatible 3D culture system thingy. and get this, it like, enhances interactions and improves survival and activity of Chronic Lymphocytic Leukemia cells in vitro.

like, whoa, right? so if you wanna like, hang out with some super smart cells and see them thrive and stuff, then you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, a whole new level of minecraft, where you can like, watch cells do their thing and maybe even learn a thing or two.

so come on, join us on this crazy adventure of cell culture and see what all the hype is about. who knows, you might even become besties with a leukemia cell or something. sounds wild, right? so what are you waiting for? join now and let the fun begin!

Whispers of the Wild 1.20.2

1.20.2, Boring, collaboration, Communication, Cultural differences, Diversity, energy sapping, ENGAGEMENT, Frustration, low energy, low vibration, motivation, patience, productivity, racial tensions, teamwork, tolerance, unseasoned chicken, Whispers, white people, Wild, work, Workplace

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	360
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magic Items Found:	5318
Void Gems Collected:	28	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Farms Harvested:	559	Alien Abductions:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Yo, forget about those boring servers, man! You don’t wanna be on that low energy, unseasoned chicken level, bro. It’s like a snooze fest that sucks the life outta ya.

Join our server and experience high vibes, crazy energy, and seasoned chicken all day, every day! It’s like a party that never stops, with non-stop fun and excitement.

Don’t waste your time on those other servers, come join us and let’s turn up the heat together! Let’s make every day feel like a wild ride that you never wanna get off of.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s shake things up in the Minecraft world like never before!

ChairFare Minecraft Server

75, aita, Breakup, ChairFare, damaged, disagreement, ex’s chair, gaming chair, give him, immature, jump, Keep It, leather, Minecraft, MONEY, peeling, redecorated, room, SELLING, Server, sister, un-empathetic

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5862
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as breaking up with your ex? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic adventures and blocky fun, without any immature players or lack of empathy.

Join us and experience the thrill of virtual mining and crafting, all while sitting in a gaming chair that may or may not have a dramatic backstory. Who knows, maybe your ex will show up in-game and demand you give back the chair’s virtual counterpart!

But don’t worry, we won’t make you give up any in-game currency to your ex. Keep your diamonds and emeralds for yourself, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to place next. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!

AutisticCraft: Oops! Ruined His Fave Snack!

autism, AutisticCraft, beef tips, Budget, Chef, Communication, family, fave, fit, home-cooked, leftovers, misunderstanding, Oops, reaction, recipes, regret, relationships, Restaurant, ruined, safe food, snack, stew, tomato paste, Understanding, VEGETABLES

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2417
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	21
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of stew in your life? Look no further! Our server is stew-tastically delicious and stew-pendously fun!

Join us and experience the joy of stew in every corner of our blocky world. From beef tips and vegetable stews to exotic mushroom stews, we have it all! And the best part? No tomato paste allowed! That’s right, we understand the struggles of those who despise tomatoes, so we’ve banned tomato paste from our virtual kitchen.

But beware, if you dare to try and sneak in some tomato paste, be prepared for a stew-pendous meltdown like never before! Our players take their stew seriously and will not tolerate any funny business when it comes to their favorite dish.

So come join us on our server and immerse yourself in a world where stew reigns supreme and tomato paste is the ultimate enemy. Who knew a simple ingredient could cause so much chaos and drama? Only on our server, where stew is life and tomato paste is the ultimate villain.

KyivScienceMinecraftServer

Attack, doctor of biological sciences, education minister, Ihor Zyma, kyiv, KyivScienceMinecraftServer, married couple, neurobiologist, new year’s day, Olesia Sokur, russia, Russian drone strike, Taras Shevchenko National University, Ukrainian scientists

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9768
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Enchantments Applied:	166
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dimension Hops:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Animals Bred:	54
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We have crazier explosions than Russia’s New Year’s Day attack on Kyiv! Our server is so lit, it’ll make your brain cells explode like those Ukrainian scientists! Play with us and you’ll feel like a doctor of biological sciences, just watch out for those Russian drone strikes! Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now for a Minecraft experience that will blow your mind (literally)!

HackCraft: USA vs China

#intelligence gathering, American sanctions, China, Chinese government, cyber attack, cyber espionage, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, cybersecurity breach, data breach, data security, Espionage, foreign relations, government agency, HackCraft, HACKING, national security, office hacked, Officials, sensitive information, united states, Usa

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5216
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6831

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE HACKED THE AMERICAN SANCTIONS OFFICE WITH OUR EPIC CHINESE GOVERNMENT HACKING SKILLS! WE BE BUILDIN’ EPIC BASES AND TROLLIN’ NOOBS LIKE A BOSS. COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CHAOS, WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS FOR NIGHTS. LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Blocky Gender Equality Fun

blocky, equality, feminist movement, Fun, gender, gender balance, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender diversity, gender equality, gender gap, gender inequality, gender justice, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, leadership, men’s overrepresentation, public perception, social change, Women empowerment, women’s underrepresentation, workplace equality

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9604
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magic Items Found:	6014	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Endless Night Skies:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where the gender gap is like, totally reversed, bro! Forget about women being underrepresented, here we’re all about men being overrepresented, like what even, right?

When you join our server, you’ll be so triggered by the gender inequality that you’ll be smashing blocks like there’s no tomorrow. Women will be taking action left and right, building the most epic structures to show those overrepresented men who’s boss!

So come on, join us and let’s smash the patriarchy one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so woke, am I right? Let’s do this!

Nippon Adventure 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, Anime, Beautiful, Cherry Blossoms, culture, geisha, History, Japan, japanese food, kyoto, love, MODERN, Mount Fuji, Nippon, Samurai, Shrines, sushi, Temples, TOKYO, Traditional, travel, vibrant

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6143
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Emeralds Found:	1509
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Dude, if you love Japan, you gotta join this Minecraft server! We got pixelated sushi, ninja creepers, and even a giant Mount Fuji made out of diamond blocks! It’s like taking a virtual trip to the land of the rising sun, but without the jet lag and weird looks from the locals. Plus, our player base is filled with kawaii anime fans who will totally geek out with you over your favorite waifus. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get our weeaboo on together!