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| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 4274 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 5767 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 273 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
so, like, you wanna join this sick minecraft server, right? well let me tell you, it’s like the craziest place ever! we got finland finding drag marks on the baltic seabed after some cable got messed up. like, who even does that? but hey, that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.
if you join, you’ll get to ride dolphins and unicorns, and even battle giant squids with laser beams! yeah, you heard me right, laser beams! and don’t even get me started on the secret underwater city where mermaids throw epic parties every night.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs that poop diamonds? yeah, that’s a thing here. so come on, join the insanity and see what other wacky adventures await you on this minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it!
