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ToiletTroublesMC SMP

bathroom disasters, bathroom humor, bathroom nightmares, bowel movement problems, embarrassing bathroom stories, funny poop stories, gastrointestinal distress, poop anecdotes, poop emergencies, poop horror, poop horror stories, poop humor, poop jokes, poop mishaps, poop problems, poop tales, public restroom nightmares, smp, toilet troubles, ToiletTroublesMC, worst pooping experience

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4424
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dimension Hops:	14	Zombie Dances:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best thing ever, I swear. So, like, one time I was playing and I had to poop so bad, but I couldn’t leave because I was in the middle of a really intense battle with a creeper. And let me tell you, it was the worst pooping experience of my life. But then I joined this SMP and they have these magical toilets that teleport your poop to another dimension. It’s wild, man. You gotta join and experience it for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music. It’s lit, fam. Join us now!

WeedCraftSoberLand

alcohol free, Alternative Medicine, California Sober, clean living, country sober, Detoxification, drug-free, healthy lifestyle, holistic health, mental clarity, mindfulness, Moderation, natural remedies, Recovery, self-care, Sobriety, state sober, substance-free, Weed, WeedCraftSoberLand, wellness

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4892
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magic Items Found:	3328
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Star Shards Collected:	116
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

If “California Sober” means you only smoke weed, then on our Minecraft server, “Diamond Sober” means you only mine diamonds! That’s right, forget about all those boring sobriety rules, on our server, the only way to stay sober is by digging up those precious diamonds underground. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, lots and lots of shiny diamonds. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and stay “Diamond Sober” today!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

Claiming, controversy, Creepercraft, Defense, hezbollah, iran, Islamic, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military, Minecraft, Official, organization, Political, power, Propaganda, resistance, ridiculed, Server, ShiA, stronger than ever, Terrorism

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9261
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more power than hezbollah!!! we got creeper armies ready to take over the world and build giant statues of steve everywhere. our admin is a wizard who can summon diamond blocks out of thin air and our mods are actually aliens from another dimension. join us if you want to be part of the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever created. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. what more could you ask for? come on, join us now before the creeper uprising begins!

KimJongUnCraft: NoHotDogsAllowed

american food, Ban, controversy, crackdown, cuisine, culinary restrictions, cultural exchange, Dictatorship, fast food, food regulations, Forbidden, foreign influence, government control, Hot Dogs, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongUnCraft, NoHotDogsAllowed, North Korea, Outlaws, Politics, treasonous

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1893
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	288
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

are you tired of living under the oppressive regime of North Korea? come join our minecraft server where hot dogs are not only allowed, they are ENCOURAGED! we have a secret underground hot dog stand where you can feast on delicious hot dogs without fear of being labeled a traitor.

our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of American food, all banned in North Korea. from hamburgers to apple pie, we’ve got it all! join us and indulge in the forbidden pleasures of ‘treasonous’ American cuisine.

if you’re feeling rebellious, join our hot dog revolution and fight against the tyranny of North Korea’s anti-hot dog laws. together, we can overthrow the oppressive regime and establish a new world order where hot dogs reign supreme!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the hot dog revolution begin!

Viral Immunity Zone

2023, 2024.., Antiviral Strategies, avian influenza, Clade 2.3.4.4b, epidemiology, Host-Pathogen Interaction, Human Immune Factor, immune response, immune system, immunity, infectious diseases, Influenza A(H5N1), pandemic preparedness, public health, replication, research study, restriction, viral, virology, Viruses, Zone, zoonotic diseases

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1264
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7580
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

lol u gotta join our epic minecraft server cuz we got a bunch of crazy stuff happening like a zombie apocalypse but with chickens instead of zombies. u gotta use ur mad building skills to protect urself from the chicken horde while also trying to find the legendary diamond sword of chicken slaying. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. join now before the chickens take over the server and we all become their feathered minions.

Risperd server Minecraft

Daily, Minecraft, REWARD, Risperd, Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3629
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Runes Activated:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

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Risperd.aternos.me:12540

SvSurvival

Bases, dc, Discord, Empty, Friends, generation, hypixel, Ip:, java, Join, Minecraft, Modded, OWNER, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Small, Survival, SvSurvival, Teams, Terrain, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9804
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Buildings Constructed:	32	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival (Java)
Modifications	Slightly modded terrain generation
Teams	Small teams or individual players
Availability	24/7
IP	svsurvival.feathermc.gg
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Can I invite friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite friends to join the server and build together.

Q: Are there specific rules on the server?

A: Rules and other information can be found on our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply use the provided IP address in Minecraft to connect to our server.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Please respect other players and their builds.

Q: What is the server owner’s username?

A: The server owner is Enplo.

Hydra Oasis Land 1.21.1

1.21.1, Anime, Anime Community, anime fandom, anime recommendations, Anime Series, binge watching, comedy, D-Frag, hydra, hydration, Hydration tips, Land, long tail tags, Oasis, Otaku, Second season, self-care, slice of life, staying healthy, staying hydrated, watching sessions, water intake

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7742
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	36	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Yo, bros and broettes! You gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond ore. It’s like the ultimate quest for the Holy Grail, but with creepers and zombies instead of knights and dragons.

I mean, where else can you build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks? And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every Tuesday at high noon. It’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less Jennifer Lawrence.

Plus, the community on this server is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper, oh man”. And let’s not forget about the epic events that happen every weekend, like the annual Ender Dragon rodeo and the underwater pumpkin carving contest.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you’ll never look back. And remember, always stay hydrated and never give up hope for that second season of D-Frag. It’s gonna happen, I swear.

BabysitBucks Minecraft Server

BabysitBucks, Babysitting, Boundaries, childcare, college student, Communication, FAFSA, family, Family Support, financial independence, financial struggle, Minecraft, minimum wage, part time job, payment, RESPONSIBILITY, scholarships, Server, sibling dynamics, tuition, university transfer, work-life balance

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9740
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Void Armor Forged:	23
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Magic Items Found:	4052
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	144
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Farms Harvested:	339
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37

Are you tired of babysitting for free and getting nothing but a pat on the back in return? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We understand the value of your time and effort, which is why we offer virtual babysitting services where you get paid in diamonds for every hour you spend watching over our pixelated toddlers.

Join us and say goodbye to the days of being taken advantage of by entitled family members who think babysitting is a free service just because you share the same gene pool. Our server is a safe space where you can demand payment for your hard work without being called selfish or ungrateful. Plus, our in-game economy is booming, so you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time!

Don’t let your real-life babysitting woes bring you down – escape to our Minecraft server where you can finally get the compensation you deserve. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual babysitting gigs to earn even more diamonds! Join today and start getting paid to play!

HypocraftPrincipalBitch

allergic reaction, allergic reaction awareness, ambulance, dramatic, emergency room, EpiPen, hives, HypocraftPrincipalBitch, hypocritical, Kindness, LAUGHING, medical issue, Panic, Principal, Safety, School, swollen tongue, Teacher, Trouble, Upset, vice principal

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2786
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mines Excavated:	4840
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Animals Bred:	153
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous situations can happen! Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where even allergic reactions can occur.

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly breaking out in hives, only to have your virtual vice principal rush to your aid with an EpiPen. But watch out for the sneaky principal who might just be laughing in the background, plotting against you!

With unexpected twists and turns at every corner, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing at the absurdity of it all. Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

ChubbyMouse WeightLoss

#WeightLoss, ChubbyMouse, Drugs, experimental treatments, fat cell manipulation, genetic engineering, Genetically altered fat cells, Genetically modified, GIPR, health, innovative solutions, medical breakthrough, metabolic memory effect, Mice, multi-agonist drugs, Obesity epidemic, obesity treatment, potential therapies, research, scientific advancement, weight loss

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6019
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the fat cells in mice have been genetically altered to help you lose weight just by playing! imagine mining for diamonds while also shedding those extra pounds, it’s a win-win situation! our drugs focus on the GIPR and can trigger a metabolic memory effect that keeps the weight off for good!

join now and become the leanest, meanest miner in all of minecraft! who needs the gym when you have our server to help you get fit while having fun? hurry and join before the mice start taking over the server with their newfound slimness!

Epic Craft Realms 1.20.4

1.20.4, comfort food, Cooking, Craft, DELICIOUS, Dinner, easy recipe, Epic, food pairing, garlic, healthy, Hearty, homemade soup, muscle soup, onion, Realms, recipe, soup and bread, sourdough bread, tomato dishes, tomato paste, tomato soup, white wine, wine

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8216
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Join our Minecraft server because we have soup that will make your muscles as strong as a tomato’s! And not just any soup, but a soup with garlic, onion, white wine, and tomato paste. Pair it with sour dough bread and wine for the ultimate gaming experience.

You won’t find this level of culinary expertise on any other server, so come join us and level up your taste buds while you level up your Minecraft skills. Don’t miss out on the delicious fun – join now!

Pup-Free Bday Bash Minecraft Server

Accidents, Accommodation, barking, Bash, BDay, birthday celebration, chaotic, commands, compromise, dog, Emotional support, Energetic, event planning, family, Friends, Hyperactive, Minecraft, Party, pet-friendly, PupFree, selfish, Server, sister, social media, stress

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1999
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Potions Brewed:	52
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Votes:	8971

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than my sister’s hyperactive dog? Look no further! Our server is filled with barking mad fun, energetic players, and commands that no one listens to! Just like my sister’s dog, our server is super chaotic and will keep you on your toes.

Join us for a party like no other, where you can bring your emotional support dog, your emotional support llama, or even your emotional support creeper! We don’t judge, we just explode with excitement! And if anyone tries to tell you that you can’t bring your furry friend, just remind them that it’s YOUR birthday party and you’ll do what you want!

So come on over to our Minecraft server and let the chaos begin! Who needs a well-behaved dog when you can have a server that’s as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night? Join us now and unleash your inner party animal!

RedstoneLadiesOnly

aita, bathroom, bodily function, Boyfriend, cleanliness, discrimination, free bleeding, gender equality, hygiene, menstrual cup, menstrual hygiene, period products, RedstoneLadiesOnly, refusal, Request, sister, social norms, solution, Visit, Women’s Health

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6330
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Farms Harvested:	600	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Are you tired of being told where you can and can’t keep your menstrual cup? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We believe in embracing all bodily functions, no matter how taboo. Join us and never worry about hiding your cup again! Plus, we offer a special free bleeding zone for those who want to take it to the next level. Come join the fun and let it all hang out (literally)!

GodAwfulActorMC SMP

abysmal acting, acting skills, amateur actor, atrocious actor, awful performance, bad performance, cringe-worthy actor, cringeworthy acting, disappointing actor, dreadful actor, god awful actor, GodAwfulActorMC, Hollywood flop, lackluster acting, laughable acting, overrated actor, smp, subpar actor, talentless actor, terrible acting, terrible actor performance, worst actor

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5124
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Potions Brewed:	118	Star Shards Collected:	156
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	New Chunks Explored:	904974
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Runes Activated:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have diamond armor for days, like I’m talking bling bling all over the place. And our spawn area? It’s like a magical unicorn threw up rainbows and sparkles everywhere.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with chests of enchanted goodies, like swords that shoot fireballs and pickaxes that mine entire mountains in one swing. And our community? It’s like a family, except crazier and with more explosions.

And get this, we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. Yeah, you heard me right, THE MOON. And another player who tamed a dragon and flew around the server breathing fire on unsuspecting noobs.

So if you want to join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP ever, then come on over and join us. Just be prepared for chaos, mayhem, and a whole lot of laughs. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads! 🤪🤣🤡🚀🌈🐉🦄

Players:	98/500	Votes:	323
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Gods Slained:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2