BalticBlockBusters | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyHostage Minecraft Server

BlockyHostage, Conflict, Crisis, Deal, extremism, gaza, Hamas, hostage situation, hostages, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, negotiation tactics, negotiations, news report, Palestinian territories, Political, refusal, Release, Report, Server, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4856
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	36	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a hostage negotiation in gaza! our players are like hamas, refusing to release some hostages (but don’t worry, they’re just virtual ones).

we have more twists and turns than a soap opera, with plotlines crazier than a conspiracy theory. join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of redemption (but probably not).

so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world. just remember, anything can happen on our server – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

ElonCraft: Cyber Security Edition

Business, China, confidant, cyber, cybersecurity, Defense, Edition, elon musk, ElonCraft, Espionage, ex-general, foreign relations, innovation, national security, Politics, SECURITY, security risk, spacex, Technology, tesla, TIES, trump, united states, Warns

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6169
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

so like, u know how elon musk is like, besties with trump? well, turns out he’s also like, bffs with china or something. and like, this ex-general guy is all like, yo, that’s a security risk, bro. but like, who cares about security risks when u can join this lit minecraft server, amirite? like, we got crazy builds and epic pvp battles that will blow ur mind. plus, rumor has it that elon musk himself will make a guest appearance and drop some sick loot for all the players. so like, join now before the feds shut us down for being too awesome.

Crafty Trump’s Tariff Trouble

cost increases, Crafty, economic impact, export tariff, global economy, import tariffs, input costs, international trade, long tail tags, president trump, protectionism, tariff, trade agreements, trade barriers, trade disputes, trade negotiations, trade policy, trade relations, trade restrictions, trade war, Trouble, Trumps, US exporters

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1660
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Enchantments Applied:	246	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE GOT MORE TARIFFS THAN TRUMP! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN EXPORTERS ARE FEELING THE HEAT!

WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO CROSS THE BORDER INTO OUR SERVER, BUT WE HIT IT WITH A TARIFF SO HIGH, IT EXPLODED INTO A MILLION PIECES!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO CRAZY, WE HAVE IMPORT TARIFFS ON DIAMONDS, GOLD, AND EVEN WOOD! YOU’LL NEVER KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT NEXT!

SO, IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR A WILD RIDE FULL OF TARIFFS AND ADVENTURE, COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER TODAY! AND REMEMBER, TARIFFS MAKE EVERYTHING MORE FUN!

OneDev server Minecraft

Friends, Game, Minecraft, Mini Games, OneDev, Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1972
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Alien Abductions:	0

Program your different mini-games to your taste and color. Invite a lot of your friends to show them your game

devcreative.net

Classic Prison

{Bedrock IP}, airdrops, Blackmarket, Cell PvP, cells, classic, Classic Prison, commissary, Cosmetics, Crates, Fishing, Guards, king of the hill, non-op, non-p2w, Playershops, Prison, Progression, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, WarZone Mine

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5179
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Holy Grails Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Server Information	Details
IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features	Description
Classic Prison	Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events	Participate in events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine.
Non-P2W	Fair balance for all players, limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics	100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes available.

Activities & Progression: – Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage. – Quests: NPCs help players progress faster. – Commissary: Sell special items for extra money. – Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward. – Guards: Coming soon for added challenge. – So Much More: Explore the server to discover more.

For more details, visit our website or join our community on Discord.

Cinematic Trailer: Watch here

This server is perfect for players wanting a mix of classic prison gameplay with modern updates.

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join, connect to the IP dnmc.net on port 19132 using the Bedrock version.

2. Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?

The server has limited benefits for donators to maintain a fair balance for all players.

3. Can I earn rewards through PvP events?

Yes, you can participate in events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine to earn rewards.

4. Are there activities other than the classic prison gameplay?

Yes, there are additional activities like fishing, quests, and managing cells for progression.

5. Is the server community active and welcoming?

Yes, you can join our Discord community to interact with other players and stay updated on server news and events.

Epic Crafted Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, Based, comma separated, CONTENT, crafted, Epic, Generate, keywords, Land, list, long tail, Marketing, ONLINE, Optimization, phrases, Ranking, Seo, strategy, tags, text, Words, Writing

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4918
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	184
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Dragons Tamed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3996	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re stuck in a never-ending loop of mining and crafting? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbow-colored sheep, and talking chickens who give you quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom mini-games like “Twerk Off” where you compete against other players to see who has the best dance moves.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer that occasionally glitches out and turns everything upside down. It’s like playing Minecraft in an alternate dimension where nothing makes sense but in a good way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crazy Pixel PVP

attacking player, attitude, Commitment, crazy, criticism, defensive duties, Effort, lack of energy, lack of movement, Lazy, lazy fecker, osimhen, Perception, PIXEL, PvP, Rashford, Shift, track back, underperforming, unmotivated, unproductive, work rate

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9085
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Divine Spears Created:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27

Yo, listen up gamers! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in town! We got attacking players who are described as “lazy feckers” and don’t wanna put in the work. What makes players like Rashford and Osimhen lazy? Is it just because they don’t track back or is there more to it? Join now and find out for yourself on our wild and wacky server! Let’s get mining and crafting together, it’s gonna be a blast! Join us now and let’s have a crazy time together!

WorstMedicineMinecraftSMP

chuckles, comedy, funny, Happiness, healing, health, humor, jokes, joy, Laughter, laughter therapy, Medical, Medicine, mental health, remedies, stress relief, Therapy, wellbeing, worst medicine, WorstMedicineMinecraftSMP

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4901
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Crops Grown:	8400
Dimension Hops:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, it’s that magical.

Join us on this epic journey where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties. Our world is filled with wacky adventures and hilarious mishaps around every corner. You never know what you’ll stumble upon next, maybe a giant chicken wearing a top hat or a cow playing the accordion.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where the skeletons are the DJ’s and the endermen are the bouncers. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the worm on the dance floor.

So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you. If laughter is the best medicine, then this server is like a whole pharmacy of comedy. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new members. Who can say no to free cookies?

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. We promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun. But who’s allergic to fun, am I right? Let’s get this party started, woo!

CraftyGoals2025

achievement, AMBITION, aspirations, career development, CraftyGoals2025, determination, dreams, future planning, goal achievement, goal setting ideas, goal setting strategies, goal setting techniques, goal setting tips, goal-setting, life goals, Long-term goals, motivation, personal growth, self improvement, self reflection, success

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5459
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	8653	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	2	New Chunks Explored:	258575
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Are you tired of boring old goals like getting fit or saving money? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, your goal for 2025 is to become the ultimate potato farmer! That’s right, forget about real life ambitions, all you need to worry about is growing the biggest, baddest potatoes in all of Minecraft land.

Join our server and embark on a hilarious journey filled with wacky potato-related quests, epic potato battles, and even a potato-themed dance party every Friday night. Who needs a six-pack abs when you can have a six-pack of potatoes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start working towards your spud-tacular goal for 2025!

PolishCraft: Hanukkah Havoc

anti-semitism, civil disobedience, cultural celebration, far-right protest, government event, Hanukkah, Havoc, historical tradition, Jewish culture, minority rights, Poland, Polish parliament, PolishCraft, political controversy, political demonstration, political opposition, public gathering, religious festival, religious freedom, religious tolerance, social unrest

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3704
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Buildings Constructed:	26	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dimension Hops:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

come join our minecraft server, where the polish parliament celebrates hanukkah while fighting off far-right protesters outside! it’s like a crazy party with dreidels and torches and explosions everywhere. join us for a wild time as we build menorahs out of blocks and battle off haters with our diamond swords. who knew politics could be this fun in minecraft? come join the chaos and see for yourself!

GulagCraft: Elite Exiles Prosper

economic development, economic growth, educated elites, education system, Elite, elite migration, exiles, government policies, GulagCraft, gulags, historical impact, Human Capital, labor camps, long-term effects, political repression, Prosper, prosperity, regime control, regime stability, regime threat, social inequality, Soviet history, soviet union, USSR

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9483
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a soviet union theme! we got gulags, we got educated elites, we got prosperity! join us and build your own gulag, imprison your enemies and watch your economy grow like never before! who knew that sending people to labor camps could lead to such success? join now and be a part of the soviet minecraft revolution!

Iperios

Active support, beginner kit, Buildings, Conquer, Contacts, CrazyEnchants, Custom Enchants, Discord, Dynmap, Essentials, Facebook Page, Griefprevention, how to join, income, Iperios, Join, Main, Plugins, Ranks, resources camp, Silkspawner, smp, Wars

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7443
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2887
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview:

Features	In Iperios you can create your own nation, refine your McMMO skills, fight in wars, gain Geopolitical power, conquer new territories, earn wealth, and use Custom Enchants.
Geopolitics	Conquer resources camps in-game for geopolitical expansion. Create resources and buildings for your nation.
Plugins	– Dynmap– McMMO– Essentials– GriefPrevention– SilkSpawner– CrazyEnchants

How to Join:

Join the discord and ask for whitelist. Find ip and starter information in the #info-new-players channel. Staffer will guide you and provide beginner kit.

Contacts:

– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main)– Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

Nikke’s Realm 1.21.4

#union raid, 1.21.4, 2ID Nikke, 2nd Anniv, alteisen, Android, Ang Tahun Nikke, Awaken Rapi., Beat the Gun, black shadow, cd keys, co-op, codes, Current Costume Passes, current events, Current Special Recruit, December 2024, December 26, Developer’s Note, Ein, Entertainment Only, event pass, FAQ, First Festa, FOOTSTEP, Game Download, General Info, guillotine, Handmade Festa, Ios, Krok Salamin, Last Girlhood, Merry Nikke., Missilis Can Do Nikke, Mission Pass, Naga, new players, nikg, Nikke Christmas Party, Nikke Codes, Nikke General, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Pasko 24., PC, rapi, Realm, Red Hood, Rewards, RUN, Salamin 2 Years and Counting., Scarlet, Solo Raid, Standard SSR Selector, Stay Tactical, Step Up Recruit, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Costume Passes, Upcoming Events, Upcoming Special Recruit, update, Volume, walk, Winter Slayer, Yrome, Zwei

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7100
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	442	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! If you wanna have a lit time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick! We got updates coming at you faster than a speeding bullet, with events like FOOTSTEP, WALK, RUN – like, what even is that? And don’t even get me started on the Special Recruits – Guillotine: Winter Slayer? More like Guillotine: Winter SLAY QUEEN!

But wait, there’s more! We got Costume Passes like Volume: Beat the Gun and Ein: Handmade Festa – who comes up with this stuff, am I right? And if you’re into codes, we got ’em all – from NIKKECHRISTMASPARTY to UNBREAKABLETREASURECHEST, we’ve got codes for days, bro!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown like a creeper in a TNT factory! Let’s get this party rockin’ like a blockin’ Ender Dragon, baby!

RegretCraft SMP: No Regrets, New Resolutions!

aspirations, CHANGE, goal-setting, hindsight, looking back, missed chances, missed opportunities, moving forward, new years resolution, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, regrets, resolutions, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-improvement journey, Setting goals, setting intentions, smp

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7388
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Towns Built:	5
Potions Brewed:	195	Enchantments Applied:	154
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the bomb dot com. We got diamonds for days, like literally everywhere you look there’s diamonds just waiting to be mined. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like on steroids or something, they’ll chase you down like you owe them money.

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn town is like a bustling metropolis, with shops selling everything from enchanted gear to rare potions. And don’t even get me started on the PvP arena, it’s like the Hunger Games up in here.

So what do you guys regret not doing? Probably not joining this epic SMP sooner, am I right? And as for new year’s resolutions, mine is to finally build that giant statue of a potato I’ve been dreaming about. What about you guys? Let me know in the comments, and don’t forget to smash that like button and subscribe for more epic Minecraft content! Peace out, my dudes!

NewYearCraft2022

Adventure, celebration, family, fresh start, Friends, Fun, goals, Gratitude, Happiness, mindfulness, new beginnings, New Year, NewYearCraft2022, Party, positivity, Reflection, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, resolutions, self-care, Traditions

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3659
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Love Letters Sent:	9
Emeralds Found:	5962	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65

Are you tired of spending your days in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server and spend your first day of the new year in a virtual paradise!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing party hats. They lead you to a giant cake made entirely of diamonds and emeralds, where you can feast to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground disco club where the creepers are the best dancers in town. Join them for a night of funky tunes and explosive moves.

And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will grant you three wishes if you can find her hidden nest.

So why spend your first day of the new year in the real world when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft server? Come on in and let the madness begin!

Players:	103/600	Votes:	2711
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	977939	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Dimension Hops:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3