BalticBlockBusters

2022, ALERT, Baltic Sea, BalticBlockBusters, Cable damage, EU, Europe, gas pipelines, Geopolitical, incidents, international relations, investigation, Region, russia, sabotage, sanctions, SECURITY, shadow fleet, Tension, undersea cables

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9142
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mines Excavated:	1508
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

New Minecraft Servers

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we got crazier stuff happening than russia’s ‘shadow fleet’ causing chaos in the baltic sea. we got undersea cables getting damaged, gas pipelines exploding, it’s a whole mess but in a fun way.

if you wanna experience the thrill of sabotage and destruction, then this is the server for you. we got players sneaking around, causing mayhem, and keeping everyone on their toes. who needs boring old regular minecraft when you can join us and be part of the chaos?

so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the action. just watch out for those sneaky russian spies trying to mess things up even more. it’s gonna be a wild ride, but hey, that’s what makes it fun, right?

CraftyPutinCrashApology

Accountability, air travel, Apologises, Apology, aviation safety, Condolences, condolences to victims, CraftyPutinCrashApology, diplomatic incident, Fault, international relations, investigation, plane crash, political fallout, public relations, putin, RESPONSIBILITY, russia, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9346
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Towns Built:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Enchantments Applied:	271	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin himself apologized for it! he was like “yo, sorry for that plane crash, but it ain’t russia’s fault, it’s all because of this epic minecraft server!” like, can you believe it? join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever, where even world leaders can’t resist the fun! come build, fight, and conquer with us, and maybe even get a personal apology from putin himself! don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now!

MineWild

active community, aquatic mobs, beginner friendly, crate armor, crate tools, Custom Armor, Custom Biomes, Custom Features, custom furniture, Custom Tools, easy difficulty, end dimension, ender ore, friendly server, minewild, multiplayer, player-friendly, smp, Survival, unique additions, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8299
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Runes Activated:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Star Shards Collected:	58	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Server Information
Discord
IP: minewild.net
Port: 19132

Overview
The World’s First Server to have custom features like sharks and copper armor with no mods required!
Most Popular Vanilla Server – The first friendly modified multiplayer minecraft server!
Friendly Community – Everyone is welcome, from beginners to pros. Don’t Steal.
Easy Difficulty – Make friends and work together to expand the safety of civilization!
Active 24/7 – Always something happening! Come see why so many players choose us!
Join the Fun – We are brand new and our world is only just beginning!

Custom Features
– 10+ Custom aquatic mobs like sharks and stingrays
– All previous mob vote mobs (that were not added)
– Crate armor and tools (Turtle, Shogun, Crocodile, and Panda)
– Copper armor and tools
– Ender Ore + Ender armor and tools (ender ore can be found in the end dimension)
– Custom furniture

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is there a whitelist to join the server?

A: No, the server is open to everyone.

Q: Are there mini-games on the server?

A: No, this server focuses on survival gameplay with custom features.

Q: Can I join the server from different Minecraft versions?

A: The server is typically updated to the latest version of Minecraft, so make sure your game is up to date.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by contacting a moderator or admin on the server or through the Discord community.

Q: Are there any ranks or rewards for playing on the server?

A: The server may have a ranking system or rewards for active players, check the server or Discord for more information.

Alien Invasion Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, Alien, Amanogawa Shiina, Chisaka Airi, Divegrass team, Dizzy Dokuro, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Fuura Yuri, Himemiya Rie, idol corp, Invaders General, Invasion, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaneko Lumi, Kawaii, Komachi Panko, LIA, Moo, Phase ALiAS, phase connect, Phase Friends, PixelLink, prima, Realm, Remilia Nephys, Reverie Extended, tcgia, tsunderia, V4Mirai, Yubicraft

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	702
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Votes:	2963
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	156	Villages Defended:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Yo, bros, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server cuz it’s like Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders, but in blocky pixel form! Imagine building with your favorite Phase Connect characters like Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, and more!

It’s like a virtual idol concert, but in Minecraft! Get ready to rock out with Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and even Komachi Panko!

Plus, there are Phase Friends like Lia from Phase Connect, Prima from Ex-Tsunderia, and Kawaii from Kawaii! It’s a whole virtual world of fun and craziness!

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into this epic Minecraft server inspired by /pcgia/! It’s gonna be a blocky blast!

Not4MeMC SMP

AMBITION, aspirations, aspirations vs reality, Career Change, career exploration, career goals, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, goals, interests, life choices, Life decisions, Not4MeMC, Passion, personal development, personal growth, realization, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4597
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mines Excavated:	2336
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	248

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. This server is like no other, my dudes.

Join our server for the chance to become a professional llama whisperer. That’s right, you heard me. Llama whisperer. These majestic creatures will only respond to your commands if you can speak their language. And trust me, it’s a language only the truest of gamers can master.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle? Well, on our server, you can do just that. Armored pigs, armed with diamond swords, charging into battle like the noble steeds they are. It’s a sight to behold, my friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Glowstone dance floor, zombie DJs, and all the rotten flesh you can eat. It’s a party you won’t want to miss.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might even discover the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

OldManCraft

aging, Change in priorities, critical thinking, cynical, disillusionment, emotional intelligence, Experience, growing up, jaded, life experiences, life lessons, Maturity, OldManCraft, personal growth, perspective, Realism, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, skepticism, unimpressed, wisdom

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2131
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	482	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic features and lackluster communities? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil villagers who have stolen all the diamonds in the land. Or how about participating in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a roller coaster that goes all the way to the moon. Rumor has it that if you can ride the coaster without screaming, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

WeaponizedCraft Minecraft Server

aid, arms deal, arms sales, arms transfer, biden, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense industry, Diplomacy, foreign policy, government assistance, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military support, Minecraft, political news, security assistance, Server, Ukraine, US, WeaponizedCraft, weapons

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4795
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	137	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Love Letters Sent:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where we are sending $1.25 billion in weapons to Ukraine?! Like, what even is happening?! We gotta get all this aid out before Biden leaves office, man! Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through international politics and Minecraft battles like never before. Trust me, you do not want to miss out on this epic adventure. So grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!

CraftyCrashLand

accident, Aliyev, Apology, Aviation, azerbaijan, Azerbaijan Airlines, Communication, Condolences, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyCrashLand, crisis management., Diplomacy, international relations, investigation, plane crash, political leaders, putin, russia, Tragedy, tragic incident

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7445
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is apologizing for not being able to play on it! can you believe it? like, he was flying on his private plane and accidentally crashed into a bunch of blocks on our server, and he was like, “my bad, bro, that was a tragic incident.” but then he was like, “yo, aliyez, you gotta check out this server, it’s so dope!” so now aliyez is playing with us too, and it’s just chaos and fun all around. come join us and maybe you’ll crash your plane too, but in a totally cool way.

Brain Block Builders

age, BLOCK, Brain, brain development, brain health, brain imaging, brain structure, brain volume, Builders, cerebellar regions, cognition ability, cognitive decline, cognitive function, disrupted connectivity, education, INEQUALITY, Memory, neural connections, neurological effects, sex, social disparities, socioeconomic status, temporo-posterior

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5524
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO WACKY, IT’LL MAKE YOUR BRAIN SHRINK! JOIN US AND WATCH YOUR BRAIN TURN INTO A TINY PEANUT WHILE YOU BUILD CRAZY CASTLES AND FIGHT ZOMBIES WITH YOUR PINKY TOE.

WE’VE GOT LEVELS OF INEQUALITY SO HIGH, YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A PSYCHEDELIC DREAM. YOUR MEMORY WILL BE GONE, BUT WHO NEEDS IT WHEN YOU’RE HAVING THIS MUCH FUN?

COME JOIN US ON THIS MIND-BENDING ADVENTURE AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE INSANITY. WHO NEEDS EDUCATION AND COGNITIVE FUNCTION WHEN YOU’VE GOT A SWORD MADE OF CHEESE?

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US AND WATCH YOUR BRAIN SHRINK BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES!

What is the IP for Clix Minecraft Server?

chapter 1, chapter 1 og, Chapter 1: Season 1, chapter 2, chapter 2 reaction, chapter 6, Chapter One, Clix, clix fortnite, first win, fn, fortnite, fortnite up, fortnite update, Minecraft, new chapter, new fortnite season, new fortnite update, new season, new update, og, og chapter 1, OG FN, og fortnite, og season, Season, season 1, Server, update, WIN

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6773
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Mines Excavated:	1940
Chimeras Created:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Clix is a professional esports player and Twitch streamer known for his skills in games such as Fortnite. With an impressive competitive track record and a large following on social media, Clix has established himself as one of the top players in the industry. His dedication to gaming and entertaining content has earned him a loyal fan base and a reputation as a rising star in the esports world.

Vivid Worlds 1.21.2

1.21.2, broken monitor, broken monitor gay men, broken monitor gay men visuals, broken monitor visuals, broken monitor visuals gay men, Gay Men, gay men broken monitor visuals, gay men monitor, gay men monitor visuals, gay men visuals, gay men visuals broken monitor, gay men visuals monitor, gay men visuals monitor broken, monitor, monitor gay men visuals, Visuals, visuals gay men broken monitor, visuals monitor, visuals monitor gay men, vivid, worlds

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2910
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3728
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Join this server for the wackiest experience of your life. Why? Because my monitor broke and I saw a whole new world of pixelated madness.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle. It’s like a fever dream, but with creepers and lava pits.

Forget reality, join this server and enter a dimension where chaos reigns supreme and the laws of physics are just a suggestion.

Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

BodyBendMinecraftSMP

Abnormal, BIZARRE, Body, BodyBendMinecraftSMP, Contortion, eccentric, eXtraordinary, flexibility, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, peculiar talent, Physical, quirky, skill, strange, talent, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2776
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Yo bros, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a party in your pants but for your brain! We got like, a million diamond blocks just waiting for you to mine them with your toes. And get this, our server has a secret underground lair where you can find a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and gives you superpowers.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a mini-game where you have to fight off a horde of evil chickens armed with nothing but a spoon. And if you win, you get a pet dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies with its fiery breath.

So come on, join us and let’s get weird with our bodies together in this wacky Minecraft adventure!

PixelPioneerCraft

“2000s”, 90s, Childhood, Digital, electronics, Evolution, Gadgets, high-tech, History, innovation, Memories, Nostalgia, obsolete, old school, Outdated, past, PixelPioneerCraft, progress, Retro, Technology, vintage

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7413
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Mines Excavated:	4196
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Void Armor Forged:	25
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Remember when floppy disks were the bomb dot com? Well, just like those ancient relics, this Minecraft server is a blast from the past in all the best ways! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated nostalgia and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so cutting-edge that we have actual time-traveling llamas that can take you back to the Stone Age or forward to the year 3000. Want to ride a T-Rex through a futuristic city made entirely of cheese? Done. How about battling robot zombies in a medieval castle? Easy peasy.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest dreams in Minecraft? Join us now and prepare for a journey that will leave you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Floppy disks? Pfft, who needs ’em when you’ve got time-traveling llamas and cheese cities!

Minecraft server: ShiaCraft – No griefing Israel!

#Intention, anti-Israel, Ceasefire, Conflict, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Griefing, international news, Iraqi militias, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military groups, Minecraft, Peace efforts, peace negotiations, Pro-Iranian, regional dynamics, regional stability, Report, security threats, Server, ShiaCraft, stop actions

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7904
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6808	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. We got like, pro-Iranian Iraqi militias running around, but don’t worry, they’re like, not gonna mess with Israel on this server, lmao. It’s like, a peace treaty or something, but in Minecraft.

Join us for some crazy adventures, like, building epic bases and fighting off mobs with our new buddies from Iraq. Who knew Minecraft could be so political, amirite? Plus, we have like, special events where you can win cool prizes, like, a diamond sword or a pet creeper.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and see where the pro-Iranian Iraqi militia takes us next. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

CraftyCrashBlameRus

air travel, Airlines, Aviation, aviation safety, azerbaijan, Blame, CraftyCrashBlameRus, crash, diplomatic relations, Disaster, international relations, investigation, investigation findings, Kremlin, plane crash, political implications, political tensions, russia, Tragedy, tragedy response, White House

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3885
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Farms Harvested:	115
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	278	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

HEY U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? IT’S LIT ASF, LIKE A BUNCH OF LLAMAS ON FIRE LIT. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUTTA OUR EARS AND CREEPERS THAT DO THE MACARENA.

ON DIS SERVER, WE GOT A STORY THAT RUSSIA CAUSED THE AZERBAIJAN AIRLINES CRASH. YEAH, THE WHITE HOUSE SAID IT. BUT DON’T WORRY, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE WE KEEP ALL THE EVIDENCE.

ALSO, DID I MENTION WE HAVE A PET ENDER DRAGON THAT CAN DO BACKFLIPS? YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT. SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMES TOGETHER. #BLAMEPUTIN #MINECRAFT4LIFE.

Laughing Bride Minecraft 1.21.2

1.21.2, advice, bride, Commitment, compatibility, DATING, Decision making, humor, humor in relationships, LAUGHING, Laughter, long term, love, Marriage, marriage advice, Minecraft, partner, Personality, POL, Qualities, relationships, sense of humor, Spouse, Women

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9646
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	59447	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like marrying a woman with a sense of humor on /pol/ – it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Imagine building a house with a bunch of crazy peeps who make you laugh so hard you’ll forget about all the crazy stuff happening in the world.

Join this server and you’ll never have a dull moment, just like marrying a funny woman on /pol/ – it’s gonna be a rollercoaster of laughs and memes!

Don’t miss out on all the fun, bro, join now and get ready for a wild ride!